Christmas Mad Libs

lawson · 12-12-2002, 12:11 AM

Jenn supplied the words- here goes:

Before you start to wrap your Christmas present, make sure you have plenty of shiny paper and lots of little ding dongs to stick on the package. If you are wrapping something slippery suck as Lawson's dick, it is best to tape pubes around any parts that might fornicate. Then take brown wrapping turds and wrap it very loosely. Take care that there is not a needle poking out anywhere. Now take the expensive pink paper that you bought at the nickle store and make a furry package.

Finally, put stickers on that say, "Do not lick until Christmas" and put it under the tree with all of the other salty rumps. Then on Christmas morning, when you see all of your plump relatives opening their packages and saying, "What is this crap?!" you will feel positively slick.

jenny4ever · 12-12-2002, 12:14 AM

salty rumps! yay!

yeah we did this at like 2am last night. i was half asleep.

lawson · 12-12-2002, 12:17 AM

i love the unintentional gems like produced. i did one that got the quote

"Lawson needs some fatties to keep his dick warm"

bonsor · 12-12-2002, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by PhantomFM
"Lawson needs some fatties to keep his dick warm"

That is awesome.

Sepiae · 12-12-2002, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by PhantomFM
If you are wrapping something slippery suck as Lawson's dick

Hmmm. How very Freudian.

lawson · 12-12-2002, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by Sepiae

Hmmm. How very Freudian.

whoa..... i didnt even mean to do that. how Freu.... oh my god

12-12-2002, 12:11 AM	#1
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,174	Christmas Mad Libs Jenn supplied the words- here goes: Before you start to wrap your Christmas present, make sure you have plenty of shiny paper and lots of little ding dongs to stick on the package. If you are wrapping something slippery suck as Lawson's dick, it is best to tape pubes around any parts that might fornicate. Then take brown wrapping turds and wrap it very loosely. Take care that there is not a needle poking out anywhere. Now take the expensive pink paper that you bought at the nickle store and make a furry package. Finally, put stickers on that say, "Do not lick until Christmas" and put it under the tree with all of the other salty rumps. Then on Christmas morning, when you see all of your plump relatives opening their packages and saying, "What is this crap?!" you will feel positively slick.

12-12-2002, 12:14 AM	#2
jenny4ever Apocalyptic Poster Location: Boone, NC Posts: 1,026	salty rumps! yay! yeah we did this at like 2am last night. i was half asleep.

12-12-2002, 12:17 AM	#3
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,174	i love the unintentional gems like produced. i did one that got the quote "Lawson needs some fatties to keep his dick warm"