worst treatment by a bf/gf

[Trotskilicious]

i think i felt like that way too until i really sat down an wrote an itemized list out and i know most people spite their exes but i think mine was a very honest inventory

stuff she did right was uh she gave nice backrubs and at the time i thought she meant the stuff she said so it felt nice aand uh hmm. er. uuhhh

[teh b0lly!!1]

backrubs, huh?

[Trotskilicious]

maybe they sucked too i haven't had that many

[D.]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Worst thing I ever heard of was a guy dumping his girlfriend because she went 'on the block' for his friends. She did it for him because his friends convinced her he'd be ok with it, and he watched it happen, and then dumped her.

what is going on the block for someone? i mean, i think i know what it could be but pls clarify.

[Mals Marola]

i imagined it was prostitution?

either way my stomach sank when i read that

not my worst story, but once i had a friend of mine's best friend coming in from chicago, telling me she was moving here and had broken up with her boyfriend, we start getting together etc. then about a week later she tells me they hadn't really broken up and she was going back to chicago lol

wasn't really so bad in terms of some long-term relationship ending or whatever just the kind of spontaneity of it all, thinking one thing was going to happen then having the rug pulled out from under me etc. we had done enough for me to "fuck things up" with the chicago guy but, i wasn't going to go there, & it never seemed worth it

[buzzard]

I may be paraphrasing slightly, but I believe Merriam-Webster defines the act of being put on the block as "when one is subjected to penetration by a sequence of cocks, alternatively referred to as running a train."

[vixnix]

Yeah I always imagined it as being laid out on a butcher's block like a piece of meat. But if you go on the block for a bunch of guys, you're agreeing to lie there and get fucked by them one after the other. It's an act of ownership for guys I guess, if they pwn a bitch so much they can put her on the block for everyone else. my heart sinks too, whenever I think about it.

[FoolofaTook]

"...while your heart sinks
at the thought of consecutive multiple penetration
my cock rises
at the thought of consecutive multiple penetration..."

[vixnix]

I dunno if it would have been a turn on for you or not. have you had group sex before?

[FoolofaTook]

no. well, maybe. there was this one night I don't remember in prison, after which I awoke covered in blood and missing two teeth...

[vixnix]

You lost your teeth in prison and you don't even remember? I have a strong urge to adopt you. Will your folks help you pay for implants?

[Elijah Moon]

On the psych ward I woke up with a used condom in my ass, but everyone assured me it must've fallen up there in the night

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

No? I would definitely do it if the right opportunity arose.

I realised that I never addressed this, despite how interesting I found it!!!!!

Please.... Do go on....

[FoolofaTook]

implants LOL

you think lemmy would get implants? or iommi? pete doherty?

pshaw!

[FoolofaTook]

not to mention, Elijah, Elisha, or John the Baptist?

you see any of those senescent lords of reality getting corrective cosmetic surgery

lol so ghey

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Elijah Moon

On the psych ward I woke up with a used condom in my ass, but everyone assured me it must've fallen up there in the night

Please... Do go on...

[Elijah Moon]

What, you've never had anything fall up your butt?

[FoolofaTook]

nothing wearing a condom, no

[FoolofaTook]

unless you count the leathern scabbards abundantly found in the shire

[Elijah Moon]

I'm just messing about. It stems from someone telling me that Fidel Castro's cigar once fell up his ass during a speech.

[FoolofaTook]

Damn, all the while I was being deadly serious just to find out you were joking???

WTF?

[Elijah Moon]

Yeah, it was quite the reveal....

I just wanted to give some background to it

[Elijah Moon]

the precedent of things falling up/into people's bums

[FoolofaTook]

lol anal stuff so funny

[FoolofaTook]

btw:

I really regret not having anal with this one gf I had (yes I actually had a gf!!!).

She really wanted to. I was way too fucked up all the time tho. It seemed too extreme/wild at the time. Plus I wasn't all that horny thnx to the drugs.

Sigh. We never know what we have until we lose it

[Elijah Moon]

I think it was more the absurdity of something being able to "fall" into that orifice. It didn't make me laugh but it stuck in my head

[FoolofaTook]

What if someone had their posterior propped up, proudly reared, if you will, into the air? Then, conceivably, an object, preferably phallic in shape, might come plunging precipitately down into its gaping rectal maw.

[redbreegull]

Thankfully no woman has ever treated me worse than my first girlfriend when I was 16. Some of these examples are silly, but at 16, they really confused me/hurt. She was just a generally mean-spirited and mentally unstable person.

–hated my friends and was rude to them, especially a female who was one of my best friends. She couldn't get over me having a close female friend.
–made me cut my hair and buy new clothes because she decided she didn't like my style. I came as advertised, she only had a problem with it after we started dating
–regularly put me down about my ability to be in a relationship because I had never had a girlfriend before and she was already sexually experienced. Constantly made me feel like I was doing something wrong. In hindsight, nearly all her ideas about what a relationship should be were totally fucking twisted and really unhealthy
–I took her to see b0lly on The Future Embrace tour and she urinated on herself during the opening act
–generally just a demeaning person who made me feel bad about everything from going to a public school (instead of a private high school like herself) to my political and world views
–I wrote her a song, recorded it, and gave it to her. After the 5th time asking her if she had listened to it yet, I gave up
–when we were breaking up she covered the phone with her hand and ran into the other room to ask her mom if she should break up with me. After she hung up, I called her back and she had her mother tell me to leave her alone.
–destroyed my soul (not even puerto rican)

fortunately I learned my lesson early and have never allowed myself to get pulled into another relationship with such a just not nice person

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by vixnix

I realised that I never addressed this, despite how interesting I found it!!!!!

Please.... Do go on....

I am not afraid of sexual experiences. All there is to it really.

[FoolofaTook]

–I wrote her a song, recorded it, and gave it to her. After the 5th time asking her if she had listened to it yet, I gave up