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Old 06-19-2016, 12:34 AM   #331
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Allah Akbar !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36567863

 
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Old 06-19-2016, 12:44 AM   #332
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thats what you et for liking shit like raidohead

fuck them

 
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Old 06-19-2016, 12:55 AM   #333
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Old 06-19-2016, 01:47 AM   #334
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lol

 
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Old 06-20-2016, 05:35 PM   #335
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Sadly my lil sis's pooch is not so smart. Gave him one of those oversized fatass bones for Xmas one year.

e.g.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...399951a369.jpg

Dog bolted for his doghouse, the door of which was waaaay too narrow for the bone2clear, and before anyone could stop him he ran smack into it. Super hard too. Luckily he suffered no apparent injuries

But I learned a valuable lesson that day. Beware giving dumb dogs big bones

 
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Old 06-20-2016, 06:22 PM   #336
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wow. the stick seems to go right through the bottom portion of the wooden pillar on the right of the screen.

FAKE.

 
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Old 06-20-2016, 06:36 PM   #337
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mythbusters out here

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 09:49 AM   #338
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Old 06-21-2016, 01:19 PM   #339
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My hair is brighter than I thought it would be, cool!

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 02:07 PM   #340
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Old 06-21-2016, 04:06 PM   #341
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ahhhhhhhh no mames guey!

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 05:27 PM   #342
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Beware giving dumb dogs big bones

huhuhuhuhuh if only

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 05:44 PM   #343
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hawaiians up to their old tricks

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 05:46 PM   #344
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gif.HA

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Old 06-21-2016, 05:47 PM   #345
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Are Sticks Safe for Dogs?

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 05:50 PM   #346
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dogs will do anything you tell them to

 
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Old 06-21-2016, 09:55 PM   #347
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Ramsay Snow begs to differ.

bam, crack, water sprinkle.

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 06:14 PM   #348
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Finally had my teeth cleaned. Lady said she had fun.

First thing I did upon arriving at home was drink whisky and smoke cigarettes.

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 06:24 PM   #349
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So I went to the mini mart and bought a gallon of water, a mpcha frapp, and a couple of granola bars. The cashier added the costs and the total was $6.66.

4 real.

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 08:55 PM   #350
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I refuse to believe that you would order a mocha frappe.

You'd be more of a lukewarm filter coffee where there's a rainbow slick of oil on top and the last mouthful is all silt type of guy, wouldn't you?

 
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Old 06-22-2016, 09:00 PM   #351
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Actually I'm more of a coconut mocha guy.

 
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Old 06-23-2016, 04:38 AM   #352
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On an unrelated note, Keanu Reeves has a Matrix-themed bass.

http://i.imgur.com/37bBucS.jpg

 
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Old 06-23-2016, 06:02 AM   #353
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Damn, he looks exactly like che guevara on that picture

 
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Old 06-23-2016, 12:40 PM   #354
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del

sorry, tim
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Old 06-23-2016, 12:42 PM   #355
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makes since since as a youngster i found che super hot and even mentioned it in a paper i wrote about him in the 7th grade. and everyone knows how good-looking keanu is. i love his look, 'tude, and little eskimo eyes.

 
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Old 06-23-2016, 01:14 PM   #356
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fuck

 
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Old 06-23-2016, 01:44 PM   #357
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This is Caine Walker. Fuck!

 
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Old 06-23-2016, 03:24 PM   #358
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my texas i.d expired on my birthday this year (i have lived in IL for 5 years) so i needed to get one for illinois. i need 5 forms of i.d - including a s.s card (or military i.d/papers, which i don't have), but i lost mine a few years back.

so last week i went to the SSA (SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION) office early before a meeting at noon. the line/wait was shorter than expected so i had an hour + to kill. i walked towards the nearest train line and knew i could find a place to chill and have a small breakfast before going downtown.

sadly for me and my wallet, i was in a gentrifying part of town. so i went into 'new wave coffee' and ordered an earl grey tea and onion/tomato everything bagel. my total was 9 dollars...wtf!

i had to take the seeds out from the tomatoes, but the bagel was delicious. and now i've started making my own everything bagel, red onions (they look purple to me), and tomato (sans seeds) sandwich. very good and much less monies. thanks for the tip, though, new wave coffee.

this is just like when i saw a black bean, rice, and mango salad at starbucks and i was like, wow, that sounds good but who the fuck would pay 7 dollars for that? plus no spice and/or cilantro?! we ended up making up the same meal ourselves and i am sure it was much better.

 
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Old 06-23-2016, 07:56 PM   #359
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keanu is one of those people who just don't age because his face is only capable of one expression

 
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Old 06-23-2016, 08:04 PM   #360
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Vague disappointment.

 
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