Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > Archives > Pumpkins Archive
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List Mark Forums Read

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-21-2007, 11:52 AM   #1
jack_kerouac03
Apocalyptic Poster
 
jack_kerouac03's Avatar
 
Location: MN
Posts: 1,394
Smile I nominate Travis_Wright as the New Pumpkin Queen

The Pumpkin Kingdom has been riddled with strife since The Pumpkin Queen left her subjects. Barbarians have ravaged the countryside, Pirates have burned villages to the ground, and Ninjas are killing everyone in sight.

We need a replacement, and I think Travis_Wright should be the heir to the throne.

Travis_Wright would make a good Pumpkin Queen because:

He gets an "A" for enthusiasm.
Not only did he make the Zwan car, but now he has to suffer through the pain and ridicule that comes with owning the Zeitgeist car.
He is helping fans out by selling Asheville shows on ebay for only 1,000 dollars more than face value of the ticket. (i think he posts as 1-800-BUY-SEATS, also)
And the most important trait to have: He wouldn't mind sucking Billy's dick.


Long Live The Queen!

 
jack_kerouac03 is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:26 PM   #2
wHATcOLOR
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
 
wHATcOLOR's Avatar
 
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
Posts: 47,245
Default

seconded!!

 
wHATcOLOR is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:28 PM   #3
pete
Apocalyptic Poster
 
pete's Avatar
 
Location: London
Posts: 1,597
Default

thirded

 
pete is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:29 PM   #4
DeviousJ
CORNFROST
 
DeviousJ's Avatar
 
Location: GUREITO DESU YO
Posts: 24,888
Default

Now Travis is queen of summer!

 
DeviousJ is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:30 PM   #5
pete
Apocalyptic Poster
 
pete's Avatar
 
Location: London
Posts: 1,597
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeviousJ
Now Travis is queen of summer!
weve already mentioned he had the Zwan car, you dont need to go on about it.

 
pete is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:30 PM   #6
rolmos
Apocalyptic Poster
 
Posts: 2,349
Default

Long live the Queen

 
rolmos is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:31 PM   #7
???
Minion of Satan
 
???'s Avatar
 
Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯
Posts: 8,658
Red face

Quote:
Originally Posted by jack_kerouac03
The Pumpkin Kingdom has been riddled with strife since The Pumpkin Queen left her subjects. Barbarians have ravaged the countryside, Pirates have burned villages to the ground, and Ninjas are killing everyone in sight.
IS TRAVIS_WRIGHT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

 
??? is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:31 PM   #8
pete
Apocalyptic Poster
 
pete's Avatar
 
Location: London
Posts: 1,597
Default

We need to get Travis laid in paris

 
pete is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:34 PM   #9
smashapumpkin
Apocalyptic Poster
 
smashapumpkin's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,341
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jack_kerouac03
He wouldn't mind sucking Billy's dick.


Long Live The Queen!
ahahaha!

 
smashapumpkin is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:42 PM   #10
jack_kerouac03
Apocalyptic Poster
 
jack_kerouac03's Avatar
 
Location: MN
Posts: 1,394
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ???
IS TRAVIS_WRIGHT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

 
jack_kerouac03 is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:55 PM   #11
Cool As Ice Cream
Just Hook it to My Veins!
 
Cool As Ice Cream's Avatar
 
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
Posts: 32,741
Default

hahaha roflcopter

 
Cool As Ice Cream is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 12:59 PM   #12
panopticon
Demi-God
 
panopticon's Avatar
 
Location: Scotland
Posts: 477
Default

You just need Bolly to be a gleaming sun in that picture, with a wistful look in his eyes.

 
panopticon is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 01:14 PM   #13
Elvis The Fat Years
007 373 5963
 
Elvis The Fat Years's Avatar
 
Posts: 31,420
Default

he is a total fag, so i guess it works.

 
Elvis The Fat Years is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 02:19 PM   #14
???
Minion of Satan
 
???'s Avatar
 
Location: ¯\(º_o)/¯
Posts: 8,658
Talking

Quote:
Originally Posted by jack_kerouac03
pic
high 5.

 
??? is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 02:25 PM   #15
Reyngel
Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: Seattle
Posts: 3,681
Default

Gayest thread of May... but there're still two more weeks left if anyone wants to top this.

 
Reyngel is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 06:40 PM   #16
Travis_Wright
Ownz
 
Travis_Wright's Avatar
 
Location: winston salem, north carolina, usa
Posts: 943
Default

nomination accepted, but i don't suck dicks for tickets.

 
Travis_Wright is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 06:42 PM   #17
Travis_Wright
Ownz
 
Travis_Wright's Avatar
 
Location: winston salem, north carolina, usa
Posts: 943
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jack_kerouac03
The Pumpkin Kingdom has been riddled with strife since The Pumpkin Queen left her subjects. Barbarians have ravaged the countryside, Pirates have burned villages to the ground, and Ninjas are killing everyone in sight.

We need a replacement, and I think Travis_Wright should be the heir to the throne.

Travis_Wright would make a good Pumpkin Queen because:

He gets an "A" for enthusiasm.
Not only did he make the Zwan car, but now he has to suffer through the pain and ridicule that comes with owning the Zeitgeist car.
He is helping fans out by selling Asheville shows on ebay for only 1,000 dollars more than face value of the ticket. (i think he posts as 1-800-BUY-SEATS, also)
And the most important trait to have: He wouldn't mind sucking Billy's dick.


Long Live The Queen!
the ebay thread worked!!!!! the guy took down his auction and put up another one but it was for half the money, so it kinda worked, and i kinda got some guy from warner brothers to scare him.

 
Travis_Wright is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 06:49 PM   #18
jack_kerouac03
Apocalyptic Poster
 
jack_kerouac03's Avatar
 
Location: MN
Posts: 1,394
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Travis_Wright
nomination accepted, but i don't suck dicks for tickets.
well, that's just common sense. try to at least get backstage passes.

 
jack_kerouac03 is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 06:50 PM   #19
krackhead
Apocalyptic Poster
 
krackhead's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,006
Default

I nominate

 
krackhead is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 06:53 PM   #20
Pavlo
Pledge
 
Pavlo's Avatar
 
Posts: 123
Default

whatcolor for best avitar while we're at it

 
Pavlo is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 07:13 PM   #21
Steve Holt
Demi-God
 
Steve Holt's Avatar
 
Location: I'm Darth Nihilus
Posts: 469
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pavlo
whatcolor for best avitar while we're at it
seconded

 
Steve Holt is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 07:25 PM   #22
spguitar
Apocalyptic Poster
 
spguitar's Avatar
 
Location: MS,USA
Posts: 2,790
Default

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49...szeitgeist.jpg


 
spguitar is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 09:13 PM   #23
Evil Meanie
Amish Rake Fighter
 
Location: In a bunker
Posts: 17
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Travis_Wright
the ebay thread worked!!!!! the guy took down his auction and put up another one but it was for half the money, so it kinda worked, and i kinda got some guy from warner brothers to scare him.
What a pointless thing to do.

 
Evil Meanie is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 09:14 PM   #24
Travis_Wright
Ownz
 
Travis_Wright's Avatar
 
Location: winston salem, north carolina, usa
Posts: 943
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Meanie
What a pointless thing to do.

you can't change the world sitting on your ass.

 
Travis_Wright is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 09:16 PM   #25
Evil Meanie
Amish Rake Fighter
 
Location: In a bunker
Posts: 17
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Travis_Wright
you can't change the world sitting on your ass.
You're kidding, right?

So what if the guy was scalping tickets, if someone was dumb enough to pay for them, that's their problem, not mine...and quite frankly, not yours either.

 
Evil Meanie is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 09:18 PM   #26
Travis_Wright
Ownz
 
Travis_Wright's Avatar
 
Location: winston salem, north carolina, usa
Posts: 943
Default

i actually care for things that concern the band, because in the end, little things like this add up to make them really not want to fucking do nice things anymore... like when mom comes into your room and cleans, and you don't say thanks.... and then one day she stops and then just starts yelling at you for no reason and then she brings out the belt.

 
Travis_Wright is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 09:19 PM   #27
Evil Meanie
Amish Rake Fighter
 
Location: In a bunker
Posts: 17
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Travis_Wright
i actually care for things that concern the band, because in the end, little things like this add up to make them really not want to fucking do nice things anymore... like when mom comes into your room and cleans, and you don't say thanks.... and then one day she stops and then just starts yelling at you for no reason and then she brings out the belt.
Oh whatever. So Billy is going to stop playing shows because of scalpers? Scalpers have been around for years, and they always will be around as long as someone is stupid enough to pay 2,000 dollars to see a Smashing Pumpkins concert.

 
Evil Meanie is offline
Old 05-21-2007, 09:20 PM   #28
Luke de Spa
someone more...punk rock?
 
Luke de Spa's Avatar
 
Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you
Posts: 22,182
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Travis_Wright
i actually care for things that concern the band, because in the end, little things like this add up to make them really not want to fucking do nice things anymore... like when mom comes into your room and cleans, and you don't say thanks.... and then one day she stops and then just starts yelling at you for no reason and then she brings out the belt.
poor old travster

 
Luke de Spa is offline
Old 05-22-2007, 06:52 PM   #29
Travis_Wright
Ownz
 
Travis_Wright's Avatar
 
Location: winston salem, north carolina, usa
Posts: 943
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by spguitar

shopped!

 
Travis_Wright is offline
Old 05-22-2007, 07:00 PM   #30
jack_kerouac03
Apocalyptic Poster
 
jack_kerouac03's Avatar
 
Location: MN
Posts: 1,394
Default

So are you going to make this official, or what Trav? Get to messaging the SP Space

 
jack_kerouac03 is offline
 


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:12 PM.




Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright © 1998-2022