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Old 06-26-2002, 10:44 AM   #1
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Question If Billy opened a guitar shop ...

... and you bought a guitar in his guitar shop and it was Billy who served you and you took that guitar home and then it didn't work would you take it back?

 
Old 06-26-2002, 10:45 AM   #2
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What.the.fuck.

 
Old 06-26-2002, 10:45 AM   #3
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ROFL

 
Old 06-26-2002, 02:30 PM   #4
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best.post.evar?

 
Old 06-26-2002, 02:33 PM   #5
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to add to that: yes, i would. i'd say "you bald-headed son of a bitch, i want my fucking money back or i'll punch you."

 
Old 06-26-2002, 03:27 PM   #6
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Ya, I wouldn't care who he was... I wouldn't give him $600 for a piece of crap.

 
Old 06-26-2002, 06:17 PM   #7
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i dont think billy would sell somebody a piece of crap...

 
Old 06-26-2002, 06:23 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by Electro:
i dont think billy would sell somebody a piece of crap...
Except for Machina.

 
Old 06-26-2002, 06:29 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.
haha

 
Old 06-26-2002, 06:36 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.
Kapow!

 
Old 06-26-2002, 06:41 PM   #11
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.
Kaboom-boom


 
Old 06-26-2002, 07:57 PM   #12
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.
I don't get it...


 
Old 06-26-2002, 08:03 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by Castro:
I don't get it...

Are you mentally disabled?

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Old 06-26-2002, 08:24 PM   #14
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billy motherfuckin corgan would not sell a guitar that did not fucking work. it would not be a very billy corgan thing to do. next if your stupid enough to buy a guitar before testing to see how it sounds your stupid ass doesnt diserve to get your money back. and theres not even any guitar stores in anartica

 
Old 06-26-2002, 08:30 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rens:
Are you mentally disabled?

I laughed at this for too long http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

 
Old 06-26-2002, 11:09 PM   #16
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.

 
Old 06-26-2002, 11:19 PM   #17
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Except for Machina.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 
Old 06-26-2002, 11:59 PM   #18
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$600?!?!?

Of course you're going to get a piece of crap for that much!!!! Unless you're getting a great deal on like a Gibson SG.

 
Old 06-27-2002, 05:57 AM   #19
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Billy gave up on qulaity after he was done with Adore. Machina, Machina 2, GATMOG, Zwan...

 
Old 06-27-2002, 06:30 AM   #20
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What if Billy opened a resteraunt and thanked you really nicely fir coming but gave you the wrong food but what he gave you wasn't all that bad but it still wasn't the food you really really wanted?

 
Old 06-27-2002, 07:22 AM   #21
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rens:
Are you mentally disabled?

grunge guy's "are you retarded" 's cousin?


 
Old 06-27-2002, 10:40 AM   #22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Buggle:
What if Billy opened a resteraunt and thanked you really nicely fir coming but gave you the wrong food but what he gave you wasn't all that bad but it still wasn't the food you really really wanted?
Then I'd call him over to my table, say "Zwan is fuckin lame," and take the food without paying. I expect only the best service from Bolly.


 
Old 06-27-2002, 10:58 AM   #23
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What if Billy opened a sex shop? He could sell unusually shaped vibrators called Billy's Bullets With Butterfly Wings and make videos called The Everlasting Gays and The Impossible Is Possible Tonight. I'll leave you to decide what he could call Mayonaise.

 
Old 06-27-2002, 11:35 AM   #24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Buggle:
What if Billy opened a sex shop? He could sell unusually shaped vibrators called Billy's Bullets With Butterfly Wings and make videos called The Everlasting Gays and The Impossible Is Possible Tonight. I'll leave you to decide what he could call Mayonaise.
what if billy burns a house down, but it was the wrong house he wanted to burn, and he ended up burning your mom's whore house down with you and her in it (kinky...)? would you come back and tell him it wasnt nice and he should remember to ask for directions next time? shut the fuck up. this string was gay and you just like seeing your name on the board.

 
Old 06-27-2002, 11:43 AM   #25
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Quote:
Originally posted by Electro:
what if billy burns a house down, but it was the wrong house he wanted to burn, and he ended up burning your mom's whore house down with you and her in it (kinky...)? would you come back and tell him it wasnt nice and he should remember to ask for directions next time? shut the fuck up. this string was gay and you just like seeing your name on the board.

tosser who missed the point #1 http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

 
Old 06-27-2002, 08:32 PM   #26
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Quote:
Originally posted by Electro:
what if billy burns a house down, but it was the wrong house he wanted to burn, and he ended up burning your mom's whore house down with you and her in it (kinky...)? would you come back and tell him it wasnt nice and he should remember to ask for directions next time? shut the fuck up. this string was gay and you just like seeing your name on the board.
Are you mentally disabled too?


 
Old 06-28-2002, 01:03 AM   #27
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marquis667:
Kaboom-boom

now take that


 
Old 06-28-2002, 03:06 AM   #28
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Quote:
Originally posted by lily1only:
now take that
aND A lItlLe BiT oF tHIs!!!1111

 
Old 06-28-2002, 05:43 AM   #29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Red Wine Cage:
aND A lItlLe BiT oF tHIs!!!1111
'CaUsE i'M a SiStEr!!

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Originally posted by Irrelevant:
EAT A BAG OF FUCK, HOMOLOVER.

 
Old 06-28-2002, 05:47 AM   #30
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Arrow

Quote:
Originally posted by BeautifulLoser:
'CaUsE i'M a SiStEr!!

Ummm...and I'm a MoThErFuCk..?

 
 



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