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01-30-2019, 11:02 AM | #1 |
Janis Jopleybird
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Times Billy Has Slipped Into The "Coma" Post 2000
1. October 27, 2009, 10:10pm: Billy is seen entering Tila Tequila's house. Ten minutes later, he is hauled out on a stretcher, dead to the world. Doctors at the hospital shout "WAKE UP" at him for twenty-seven hours straight until he regains consciousness.
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01-30-2019, 11:07 AM | #2 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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I know it’s been slow around here but Jesus.
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01-30-2019, 11:17 AM | #3 |
Socialphobic
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Jaaaaaysuuuus... rebone, rebone, rebone!
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01-30-2019, 11:36 AM | #4 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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that is some of the most grating shit he's ever done
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01-30-2019, 11:36 AM | #5 |
Janis Jopleybird
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Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to remove it
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01-30-2019, 11:39 AM | #6 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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That’s what she said
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01-30-2019, 12:04 PM | #7 |
Socialphobic
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THREAD COMPLETE
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01-30-2019, 12:21 PM | #8 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i don't get it.
unless... butt plugs? anal beads? |
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01-30-2019, 12:21 PM | #9 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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yeah, i get it.
nice one! |
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01-30-2019, 01:18 PM | #10 |
Janis Jopleybird
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2. March 17, 2003: Billy is admitted to the hospital with what EMTs list as "unspecified balls trauma," having been kicked by a pony hired for his birthday. He remains in a protective comatose state for twelve days until doctors get the idea to have a horse kick him in the balls again. He is revived, but most continue to wear a balls cast for an additional three months.
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01-30-2019, 03:59 PM | #11 |
Minion of Satan
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remember that time he got a vitamin infusion and made an instagram post about how much time he had left with an IV in his arm? fkn Bill is a trip.
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01-30-2019, 04:36 PM | #12 |
Janis Jopleybird
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There's no way he vaccinates his kids, is there
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01-30-2019, 06:06 PM | #13 |
Demi-God
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If vaccinations were a good thing they would have been mentioned by Jesus Christ in the Holy Bible.
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01-30-2019, 07:37 PM | #14 |
real estate cowboy
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the holy bible (c) 2019
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01-30-2019, 07:45 PM | #15 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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how could jesus mention anything in the bible when it wasn't even around in his time?
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01-30-2019, 07:47 PM | #16 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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damn that was pretty weak
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01-30-2019, 08:04 PM | #17 |
Socialphobic
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now you're stealing your own thunder
is there nothing HOLY in the world of thunder anymore? |
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