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03-03-2002, 02:31 AM | #1 |
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Ian Johnson and AMG Present: the Chipmunk Contest!
ATTENTION MUSIC BOARD ENTHUSIASTS
Many of you are no doubt familiar with the "All Music Guide", the internet's answer to your retarded uncle who claimed to know John Bonham. You can find it at www.allmusic.com. I was browsing there this evening, and I noticed strange parallels between Meat Loaf, the Gin Blossoms, and Husker Du--they're all, through some obscene AMG logic, slightly altered versions of The Chipmunks. Whether they're "more Plain, Simple", "more Sensual, Playful", or even "Gentler, more Peaceful", I've found that a cavaclade of artists can be definded in terms of Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. The basis of the Chipmunk Contest is this: using ten or fewer steps, connect the Chipmunks to the most improbable band or solo artist you possibly can. Post them here, and on next Saturday I will select the winning entry and bestow a money prize of $5 on the winner. That's it. Have fun. [This message has been edited by Smack Me In My Mouth (edited 03-03-2002).] |
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03-03-2002, 02:47 AM | #2 |
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I made it to Helmet in three turns!
More Soothing, Relaxing--> Paul Young More Soothing, Relaxing--> Sterling Morrison More Sober, Arranged--> Helmet Sadly, you can't get any more sober or arranged than Helmet... oh, well. ------------------ http://allstarpowerup.com/incoming/joeshill-gimp.jpg All Star Powerup Music. The one, true way to goodbye depression. AIM- JetsPartTwo |
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03-03-2002, 02:51 AM | #3 |
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BOOM
The Chipmunks > Geordie (wtf?) > NAPALM FUCKING DEATH CHEW ON THAT, FOLLADORI. (lighter more cheerful brought me to Geordie (i reapeat, what?) and then more Elaborate, sophisticated got me Napalm Death) None of you are going to beat that unless you can get Anal Cu |
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03-03-2002, 03:12 AM | #4 |
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DUDE, i made it from The Chimpunks to Einsturzende Neubaten AND BACK.
More Denser, Thicker -> Rupert Hine More Denser, Thicker -> Einsturzende Neubaten More Energizing, Exciting -> The Chimpunks Allmusic.com is amazing. |
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03-03-2002, 03:03 PM | #5 | |
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Alvin (of the Chipmunks) ---> Alvin Acorn (jazzman) ---> There is a story, most likely untrue, that floats around that Korn (Acorn-->Korn) got their name when one of the members was sucking another man's anus with a straw and got corn in his mouth. ---> Anal Cunt Boom shakalaka. [This message has been edited by raindrops + sunshowers (edited 03-03-2002).] |
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03-03-2002, 06:46 PM | #6 |
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Fuck you, you didn't follow the instructions.
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03-03-2002, 08:53 PM | #7 | |
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