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Old 10-02-2018, 05:38 PM   #31
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Thanks, Bill, for contributing to overpopulation.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:39 PM   #32
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If I gave birth, I would name my hapless spawn Melchizedek Mephistopheles.

Like, woah.
Thats actually the best thing you've ever said on this Gdamn message board. I tip my hat to you, sir.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:40 PM   #33
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Philomena "Philly Spoons" Parisi Corgan

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:54 PM   #34
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Thats actually the best thing you've ever said on this Gdamn message board. I tip my hat to you, sir.
Melchizedek Milosevic Mephistopheles. Go Serb or go home.



 
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Old 10-02-2018, 06:24 PM   #35
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I feel the next reunion should be Billy & Jeff on Maury taking a paternity test..something just isn't right...

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 07:01 PM   #36
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Wow. For some reason I thought Billy would stop with Auggie. Guess he wants a big family.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 07:05 PM   #37
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He needs someone to keep his unreleased music unreleased to spite fans from the grave.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 07:18 PM   #38
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I think that if I ever have a kid, I’m going to name him or her after a famous mispronunciation of a name. Maybe combine the faux pas of Leo DiCaprio mispronouncing Philomena and John Travolta mispronouncing Idina Menzel and name my kid Philomania Adele Nazeem.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 07:21 PM   #39
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Is Phillis short for Philomena or something? I've never heard or even read the name Philomena before.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 08:21 PM   #40
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Filomena is a very common name in Portuguese and Spanish, very old-fashioned tho. Same in Ireland.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 09:10 PM   #41
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Wonderful news. Those college funds ain't gonna pay for themselves. Gotta dig deep into the archives!

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 09:31 PM   #42
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yeah maybe now we can get spiteface pit mix 5

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 10:06 PM   #43
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wife's preggers... explains why billy's been out of the house
new baby around... explains why he's got actual plans coming to fruition.

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 10:25 PM   #44
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Just wait till his baby mama dumps him and he's paying alimony out the ears

 
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Old 10-02-2018, 11:22 PM   #45
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I would have preferred Morgan Corgan
This actually made me laugh

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 05:43 AM   #46
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Congratulations to the girl whom friends and bullies alike will call Phil

Billy and Chloe aren't married, right

Takes some balls to insist the kids take his name
This is so if Bill leaves her she canít claim half, right?

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 06:44 AM   #47
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This is so if Bill leaves her she can’t claim half, right?
Something fishy is going on with those two I tells you. I don't meant to be presumptive, but Chloe and Billy don't seem like a romantic couple at all.
I wonder if they really did meet at a rehab in Maui

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 07:03 AM   #48
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Something fishy is going on with those two I tells you. I don't meant to be presumptive, but Chloe and Billy don't seem like a romantic couple at all.
I wonder if they really did meet at a rehab in Maui
A business/financial arrangement, as Bill is clearly in the closet?

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:26 AM   #49
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what in the literal fuck is that name

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:40 AM   #50
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I dunno about questioning their relationship. She seems good for him and he seems to love his kids a lot

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:54 AM   #51
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"she (20 yrs old) seems good for him (500 yrs old)"

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:12 PM   #52
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yeah maybe now we can get spiteface pit mix 5
Or more stuff like MCIS Nighttime Mix, Jupiter's Lament Barbershop version, Ruby acoustic, etc. The reissues had as much hits as misses IMO

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:17 PM   #53
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Thanks, Bill, for contributing to overpopulation.
He hasn't contributed to overpopulation yet. He (and Chloe) have had 2 children. That's replacement rate.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:17 PM   #54
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Just wait till his baby mama dumps him and he's paying alimony out the ears
To our knowledge they're not married.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 12:44 PM   #55
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Ah, the miracle of life. Speaking of which, come on down to the Joliet YWCA thursday night and watch Kevin Miracle defend his cruiserweight title against Onyx Callaghan. @captainloualbanoofficial @meangeneokerlund @ianziering

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:02 PM   #56
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He needs someone to keep his unreleased music unreleased to spite fans from the grave.
Despite me in grave, I have still got some songs in the cave

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:18 PM   #57
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I dunno about questioning their relationship.
Of course you do. Every Pumpkins fan has the innate ability to accurately analyse Corgan's personal life and close relationships from the other side of our computer screens. It is also our duty to collectively offer our services as relationship counselors.

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:24 PM   #58
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I would have preferred Morgan Corgan
Morgan Demogorgon Corgan

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:38 PM   #59
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To our knowledge they're not married.
there's this BS law called "common law" marriage, where if you live with a significant other for X amount of time, the courts consider you married regardless of whether or not you applied for a license.

i think it's state specific, so it's up to IL law whether or not BC and chloe are married. she's probably entitled to a shitload already, but she's loaded, so wouldn't really need it. i could imagine that if their relationship went to shit, she could have to pay him alimony and it wouldn't surprise me if that happened.

but fingers crossed it doesn't. i think they are a cute couple and i hope it all works out.

*just looked it up, IL doesn't recognize "common law".

 
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Old 10-03-2018, 03:04 PM   #60
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Fortunately (& somewhat surprisingly) neither does Louisiana

(phew)

 
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