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View Poll Results: who should we ban first?
smashingjj 5 25.00%
y s e m 3 15.00%
ninsp 6 30.00%
Andrew-Pakula 6 30.00%
foolofatook and his dad 2 10.00%
squish squash 2 10.00%
we shouldn't ban anyone, there's like 10 people left 8 40.00%
spa_ced 5 25.00%
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Old 09-10-2020, 09:25 AM   #31
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three months?!

it just felt like a nice long weekend

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 09:44 AM   #32
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That's it! This time I'm leaving for good. Then you'll be sorry!

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 10:01 AM   #33
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welcome back took

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 10:13 AM   #34
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Thanks Shallowed be Thy Name.


I am in Istanbul. So far I've managed to get reamed by everyone and their fathers. For example, this one dude sold me a couple of beef boreks. When I started to consume the aforementioned beef boreks, I discovered that only the top layer was beef. The rest of the box was filled with CHEESE BOREKS.

Now the fucker ignores me when I walk by him on the street. Fine! I'll get my beef boreks somewhere else, Turkish fucker!!! Ahahaha!



 
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Old 09-10-2020, 03:45 PM   #35
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welcome back took why the fuck are you in istanbul?

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 03:54 PM   #36
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if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 04:06 PM   #37
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Quote:
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That's it! This time I'm leaving for good. Then you'll be sorry!
see, i'd refer you to the recent thread where both smashingjj & myself quoted the perfect example of an "I quit" post, but I go there to grab the link & see you've already desecrated with your own brand of overlong "copypasta"

welcome back!

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 04:25 PM   #38
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Thanks Shallowed be Thy Name.


I am in Istanbul. So far I've managed to get reamed by everyone and their fathers. For example, this one dude sold me a couple of beef boreks. When I started to consume the aforementioned beef boreks, I discovered that only the top layer was beef. The rest of the box was filled with CHEESE BOREKS.

Now the fucker ignores me when I walk by him on the street. Fine! I'll get my beef boreks somewhere else, Turkish fucker!!! Ahahaha!


Hi! Congrats on getting out of the USA

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 04:27 PM   #39
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Thank you, brother Goldberg.

I came here because there's nowhere else to go because of this goddamned pandemic (Turkey has no restrictions for tourists). I mean, I could of gone to Serbia ...

Also why would I stay in the United States of Covid-19 when I work online? Everyone wears a mask here. I saw a cop berate this fool into wearing a mask and I wanted to kiss them both. Also there are hand sanitizers everywhere. Fuck the USA.


Istanbul is cool yo. I got lucky and scored some hashish like the second day I got here, from some Gazan refugees in a park lol.

 
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Old 09-10-2020, 04:29 PM   #40
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this is a picture from my room of the mosque outside (and my shoulder lol sorry i still don't have a phone)



I'm in a one star hotel (lol) in Topkapi, near the Byzantine walls where the Turks broke thru. Shit's A W E S O M E.

 
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Old 09-29-2020, 03:33 AM   #41
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ok.

 
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