the new american gladiators ranked from least awesome to totally most awesome - Page 2

Ghetto_Squirrel · 12-14-2007, 10:45 PM

I'd like the new Gladiators to go up against the old Gladiators, undoubtedly tire-gutted one and all, uniformly in denial about not making it as NFL walk-ons, and currently employed making sure nobody smuggles anything out of various K. B. Toy stores. It would be like kicking their own asses in a time warp.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 12-14-2007, 10:48 PM

Plus we'd get to see how many of them are still sporting glam metal haircuts.

McCollum · 12-15-2007, 06:50 PM

a quick google search reveals that Crush's real name is Gina Carano a mixed martial arts fighter.

Showtime interview on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o1Aa3Vjvg

Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=44707915

http://www.maximonline.com/todays_gi...ano/gfd_l2.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/todays_gi...ano/gfd_l1.jpg

blackfaerie · 12-15-2007, 07:21 PM

she's pretty smokin'.

Mayfuck · 12-15-2007, 07:27 PM

i wish she were my girlfriend so she could protect me from attackers and muggers

DeviousJ · 12-15-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird

You left out

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiato...rge/hellga.jpg
HELLGA

When she stomps into Gladiator Arena, most sensible opponents run for cover rather than risk a Viking funeral. She may have left her horned helmet on the boat, but she hits with the force of Thor's hammer, and quickly sends opponents straight to Valhalla.

Can't you just picture this mammoth crushing kittens in weird fetish videos

Actually I'm 100% positive at least one of these women has posed nude, possibly Mayhem

Wow, possibly the first time I've seen that hairstyle work

Mo · 12-15-2007, 07:32 PM

*cracks with neck*

blackfaerie · 12-15-2007, 07:56 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096532/

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-06-2008, 11:46 PM

lol at this show.

talk show host · 01-06-2008, 11:51 PM

Bill Hick pretty much summed up this show about ten years ago or so.

That being said, Crush is pretty hot

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-06-2008, 11:55 PM

The Hulkster, muscle bound broads, fire....jesus it's a fapfest.

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-07-2008, 12:09 AM

Which chick? I only saw like the last 20 minutes and most of the chicks were way to muscley to be attractive.

loser2d · 01-07-2008, 12:22 AM

Jonny5 · 01-07-2008, 12:34 AM

cue the : rofl : parade

mxzombie · 01-07-2008, 12:41 AM

it's already arrived, no need to cue it now

redbull · 01-07-2008, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciGarski

enlarged clitoris.

Jonny5 · 01-07-2008, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie

it's already arrived, no need to cue it now

strange_one · 01-07-2008, 12:59 AM

can someone tell me what does Hogan actually do on this show? Is he host or co-host or they just have him flash up on screen now and then for stupid lines?

Floppy Nono · 01-07-2008, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strange_one

can someone tell me what does Hogan actually do on this show? Is he host or co-host or they just have him flash up on screen now and then for stupid lines?

a little bit of both

Jonny5 · 01-07-2008, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strange_one

can someone tell me what does Hogan actually do on this show? Is he host or co-host or they just have him flash up on screen now and then for stupid lines?

toasty!

murgle · 01-07-2008, 01:22 AM

I'm sad that I didn't get to see this tonight.

I watched the SHIT out of the original Gladiators. I loved it. I want one of the giant Q Tip things to beat dumb customers with.

Ol' Couch Ass · 04-10-2008, 02:04 AM

I don't think so... the American public has an insatiable hunger for gladiators.

Tchocky · 04-10-2008, 02:13 AM

This was a great thread.

Ol' Couch Ass · 04-10-2008, 02:14 AM

from Wiki

A second season has been ordered and is due to start on NBC on May 12, 2008, with a 2-hour premiere.[5]

On my birthday! Happy birthday me!

Fonzie · 04-10-2008, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlasgowKiss

http://www.nspccknockout.fsnet.co.uk/images/wolf1.gif

yesss! This wolf would have had that other wolf for breakfast!

Fonzie · 04-10-2008, 03:56 AM

http://www.gladiatorszone.co.uk/gladiators/male/wolf/

* Gladiator ID: WOLF
* Real Name: MICHAEL VAN WIJK
* Date Of Birth: 30/09/52
* Star Sign: LIBRA
* Birthplace: BOMBAY, INDIA
* Height: 1.83m
* Weight: 95kg
* Theme Tune: WILD THING - THE TROGGS

* 1992 - SERIES 1
* 1993 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS
* 1993 - SERIES 2
* 1994 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS
* 1994 - SERIES 3
* 1994 - INTERNATIONAL GLADIATORS 1
* 1995 - SHEFFIELD LIVE SHOWS
* 1995 - SERIES 4
* 1995 - THE ASHES 1
* 1995 - INTERNATIONAL GLADIATORS 2
* 1996 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS
* 1996 - SERIES 5
* 1996 - THE ASHES 2
* 1997 - ROYAL TOURNAMENT 1
* 1997 - SERIES 6
* 1997 - SPRINGBOK CHALLENGE 1
* 1998 - SERIES 7
* 1999 - SERIES 8

Fonzie · 04-10-2008, 03:57 AM

you should totally do a battle of the atlantic gladiator thing.

JapanAlex · 04-10-2008, 04:01 AM

lol hello arnie

ravenguy2000 · 04-10-2008, 07:39 AM

i like it how i predicted the return of this show months before its return to air was announced, put all of this effort into this thread, and then never watched a minute of it once it came on

noyen · 08-07-2013, 03:59 AM

08-07-2013, 03:59 AM	#60
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,795	Bump

12-14-2007, 10:45 PM	#31
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	I'd like the new Gladiators to go up against the old Gladiators, undoubtedly tire-gutted one and all, uniformly in denial about not making it as NFL walk-ons, and currently employed making sure nobody smuggles anything out of various K. B. Toy stores. It would be like kicking their own asses in a time warp.

12-14-2007, 10:48 PM	#32
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	Plus we'd get to see how many of them are still sporting glam metal haircuts.

12-15-2007, 06:50 PM	#33
McCollum Apocalyptic Poster Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 1,138	a quick google search reveals that Crush's real name is Gina Carano a mixed martial arts fighter. Showtime interview on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o1Aa3Vjvg Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=44707915 http://www.maximonline.com/todays_gi...ano/gfd_l2.jpg http://www.maximonline.com/todays_gi...ano/gfd_l1.jpg

12-15-2007, 07:21 PM	#34
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	she's pretty smokin'.

12-15-2007, 07:27 PM	#35
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,805	i wish she were my girlfriend so she could protect me from attackers and muggers

12-15-2007, 07:32 PM	#37
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	cracks with neck

12-15-2007, 07:56 PM	#38
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096532/

01-06-2008, 11:46 PM	#39
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	lol at this show.

01-06-2008, 11:51 PM	#40
talk show host Apocalyptic Poster Location: I thought using a condom was assumed but like, even if you didn't use one how would putting a vegetable in your pussy cause some sort of infection? Like, you can fucking EAT IT, but you can't put it in your fucking vagina and move it around a little Posts: 2,790	Bill Hick pretty much summed up this show about ten years ago or so. That being said, Crush is pretty hot

01-06-2008, 11:55 PM	#41
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	The Hulkster, muscle bound broads, fire....jesus it's a fapfest.

01-07-2008, 12:22 AM	#43
loser2d Ownz Posts: 891

01-07-2008, 12:41 AM	#45
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,724	it's already arrived, no need to cue it now

01-07-2008, 12:09 AM	#42
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	Which chick? I only saw like the last 20 minutes and most of the chicks were way to muscley to be attractive.

01-07-2008, 12:34 AM	#44
Jonny5 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,445	cue the : rofl : parade

01-07-2008, 12:59 AM	#48
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	can someone tell me what does Hogan actually do on this show? Is he host or co-host or they just have him flash up on screen now and then for stupid lines?

01-07-2008, 01:22 AM	#51
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,258	I'm sad that I didn't get to see this tonight. I watched the SHIT out of the original Gladiators. I loved it. I want one of the giant Q Tip things to beat dumb customers with.

04-10-2008, 02:04 AM	#52
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	I don't think so... the American public has an insatiable hunger for gladiators.

04-10-2008, 02:13 AM	#53
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,954	This was a great thread.

04-10-2008, 02:14 AM	#54
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,300	from Wiki A second season has been ordered and is due to start on NBC on May 12, 2008, with a 2-hour premiere.[5] On my birthday! Happy birthday me!

04-10-2008, 03:56 AM	#56
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,765	http://www.gladiatorszone.co.uk/gladiators/male/wolf/ * Gladiator ID: WOLF * Real Name: MICHAEL VAN WIJK * Date Of Birth: 30/09/52 * Star Sign: LIBRA * Birthplace: BOMBAY, INDIA * Height: 1.83m * Weight: 95kg * Theme Tune: WILD THING - THE TROGGS * 1992 - SERIES 1 * 1993 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS * 1993 - SERIES 2 * 1994 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS * 1994 - SERIES 3 * 1994 - INTERNATIONAL GLADIATORS 1 * 1995 - SHEFFIELD LIVE SHOWS * 1995 - SERIES 4 * 1995 - THE ASHES 1 * 1995 - INTERNATIONAL GLADIATORS 2 * 1996 - WEMBLEY LIVE SHOWS * 1996 - SERIES 5 * 1996 - THE ASHES 2 * 1997 - ROYAL TOURNAMENT 1 * 1997 - SERIES 6 * 1997 - SPRINGBOK CHALLENGE 1 * 1998 - SERIES 7 * 1999 - SERIES 8

04-10-2008, 03:57 AM	#57
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,765	you should totally do a battle of the atlantic gladiator thing.

04-10-2008, 04:01 AM	#58
JapanAlex Apocalyptic Poster Location: Mr. Donut's Posts: 1,216	lol hello arnie

04-10-2008, 07:39 AM	#59
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,003	i like it how i predicted the return of this show months before its return to air was announced, put all of this effort into this thread, and then never watched a minute of it once it came on