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11-20-2018, 11:07 AM | #3271 |
Braindead
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11-20-2018, 11:52 AM | #3272 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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yes i also choose not to have sex
really |
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11-20-2018, 12:18 PM | #3273 |
Socialphobic
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One does not simply pork to Bjork.
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11-20-2018, 01:52 PM | #3274 | |
Minion of Satan
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I'm sorry to inform you that you've been dunked on by the Buzz-Man, son. |
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11-20-2018, 01:54 PM | #3275 |
Minion of Satan
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Next time on MTV's Dunked on by the Buzz-Man
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11-20-2018, 02:58 PM | #3276 |
Braindead
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Oh I get it now
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11-20-2018, 09:08 PM | #3277 |
Minion of Satan
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…aren't you going to answer his question?
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11-20-2018, 10:36 PM | #3278 |
Braindead
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I'm sure I saw a thread ages and ages ago about fetishes, and someone, I can't remember who, said that their fantasy was for Bjork to tie them to a chair and scream at them.
That one post has stayed in my memory this whole time. |
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11-20-2018, 11:08 PM | #3279 |
Braindead
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she is extremely sexy for sure
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11-20-2018, 11:29 PM | #3280 |
Braindead
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ok
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11-21-2018, 07:40 PM | #3281 |
Minion of Satan
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is there an age where you stop having sex to music in the background? i can't remember the last time i did...
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11-21-2018, 07:58 PM | #3282 |
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11-21-2018, 08:13 PM | #3283 |
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In my experience after a few months of being in a relationship music doesn’t really add anything so people don’t bother with it any more.
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11-21-2018, 08:41 PM | #3284 |
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11-21-2018, 08:50 PM | #3285 |
Minion of Satan
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So, there's that girl who asked me out at that Halloween dance thing. We went on a date at this coffee place that shows movies on Thursdays. It went well. Ran into my friends at the place. Afterward, I tagged along as she went to grab a drink with her friend.
She used to be my mother's co-worker. My mother mentioned that they ran into each other, and the girl mentioned going on a date with me. She said the girl said we had a lot in common, and that I also had a lot in common with her friend. My mother suggested that it sounded as though the girl were worried that I was more into her friend than her. If that was indeed her fear, she had nothing to worry about. Her friend was great, but I wasn't into her. I was just being good company by not leaving anyone out of the conversation. That somebody might have actually been into me enough to even have this worry was a little bit reassuring, so I think I allowed myself to have a flicker of hope. I asked her on another date, but she didn't respond. I ran into her at work, while she was doing. I said hello, and she said something about being bad at texting, and how I should text her again with a date idea. I didn't understand why I should have to text her again with a date idea when I had already done that. She could just respond to the one I already sent. It's not like text messages expire. But I just said "sure," and texted her again a couple of days later. I just got a text from the girl yesterday informing me that she doesn't feel like dating right now because she is busy with life, having just moved back into town, and wants to get some things together. Says she's overwhelmed by trying to get a job, move out, and wants to figure things out first. |
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11-21-2018, 08:56 PM | #3286 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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sry dk |
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11-21-2018, 09:17 PM | #3287 |
Minion of Satan
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Then, there's the other girl with whom I've recently gone out. The friend of a friend I met at a Halloween party. She's pretty busy, so it was a while before we could actually schedule a date. Over that time, she Snapchatted me a lot, and I actually wasn't sure how to go about that, because I don't like talking a lot over text or social media, and it eventually just feels like you're responding just to respond. But I also didn't want her to think I wasn't interested.
We finally go out, and we check out this pinball bar. Im late, and it turns out her cousin and his friends happened to be there, so I meet them. The date seems to go really well. I suggest that she be the left flipper and I be the right for a pinball game, and though I'm usually too meek to make a move, I put my arm around her waist, and she reciprocates by putting her arm around my shoulder. This is normal fucking shit for most people, but an achievement for me. We can't all have great sex every weekend to Björk. The kiss is awkward, because I still suck at that. I think I parted my lips too early (not even a year ago, I didn't even know you're supposed to part lips; I thought you just press your lips on the other person's)? We kissed again shortly after, but that was also uncoordinated, because she went for a peck and I went for a fuller kiss. I messaged her again a couple of days later. No response yet. I'm fully expecting the "I didn't feel the spark/I'm actually not in a place to date/I'm married to the sea" message any day now. That's what delayed message tends to signify, in my experience. Especially from a person who was previously messaging me so much, I actually felt bad about not messaging her as often or quickly. I'll still send her another date request and maybe a meme just in case, but my hopes aren't up. Experience has taught me that I'm not a very desirable person. |
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11-21-2018, 09:28 PM | #3288 |
Braindead
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Last edited by Shallowed : 05-10-2022 at 05:23 AM. |
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11-21-2018, 09:47 PM | #3289 | |
Socialphobic
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But sex always became a lot more spontaneous and opportunistic, once I was living with someone. You go to sleep next to this person every night, and some nights you have sex before you go to sleep and some nights you don't. Some nights you hug goodnight and it turns into something else, and some nights you really are just saying goodnight. At that point the spontaneity and responsiveness becomes sexy to me...putting music on is a sort of contrivance and makes me feel awkward, like we're trying to create something or will something to happen. Sex isn't so much of an event anymore, that it needs a soundtrack. It's about connection with my LIFE PARTNER terms like life partner make me gag a little. Life partner...and LOVER |
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11-21-2018, 09:51 PM | #3290 |
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Last edited by vixnix : 11-25-2018 at 09:00 PM. |
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11-21-2018, 10:46 PM | #3291 |
Minion of Satan
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Shit, for me it’s either kind of blue or Loveless for lovedoings
Can’t keep a bone if someone’s lyrically warbling their dumb personal feelings at me |
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11-21-2018, 10:57 PM | #3292 |
Minion of Satan
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EXCEPT GETTIN SOME KILLER BONERRS LATELY OFF THIS HOT MODERN ROCK TRACK BURN DOWN THE SUN HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THIS WICKED SIZZLER FROM HOT YOUNG HEAVY METAL ROCKERS THE SMASHEN PUNKENS
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11-21-2018, 11:28 PM | #3293 |
Braindead
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del. i'm being mean, i guess
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11-21-2018, 11:36 PM | #3294 |
Socialphobic
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I was gonna say...that's a massive turnaround from the group sex posts of yesteryear lol
But becoming parent does sometimes make wild people ultra conservative. I'm another example of that. you are in bad company, don't worry |
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11-21-2018, 11:37 PM | #3295 |
Minion of Satan
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I wonder if rich people have sex to live music. Like, book a band to play their bedroom. Or, book Madison Square Garden all to themselves, hire a band, and just screw in front of them.
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11-21-2018, 11:40 PM | #3296 |
Braindead
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i don't feel ultra conservative. i just feel more mature with my approach to things. i'm still into the same things, just don't feel like i need to scream about them to feel completed
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11-21-2018, 11:45 PM | #3297 |
Minion of Satan
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SSSEEEEXXX
I am completed now |
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11-21-2018, 11:46 PM | #3298 |
Braindead
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and the part about me being more into women recently wasn't worth deleting. it's still my current reality whether or not people behave like teenagers on the internet. i want a different kind of company than my past few fiascoes, and what i see from male sexuality in general isn't appealing to me right now. that could quickly change, though. being bi is fun <3
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11-21-2018, 11:47 PM | #3299 |
Minion of Satan
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40% complete
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11-21-2018, 11:50 PM | #3300 |
Socialphobic
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I guess having sex with someone other than my husband is so far in my past now, sometimes I talk about it just to remind myself that it happened
it feels like it must have all been a dream, in a way i've been in a monogamous heterosexual relationship with the father of my kids for that last 14 years, so even if I don't feel conservative, I mean....my behaviour means that I am conservative, sexually. |
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