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Old 12-30-2019, 02:02 AM   #1
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alright post some fucked up but not really that fucked up stuff in this thread

my inspiration:

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Is one an old version and one a new one? Well, I thought so, but I keep finding both kinds out there, and just when I think the 20 cal one is the permanent one, I accidentally pick up the other one AND MY DAY IS JUST RUINED. 6g vs 2g sugar and 40 vs 20 calories and YES IT MATTERS TO ME. fuck you idk coca cola probably owns so fuck them. AND YES IT'S LIKE MOSTLY MY FAULT because they do look slightly different from each other, but why should I have to worry about this shit at all, like one product should be the same all the time like what. how have i found both in stores for like 6+ months?

 
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Old 12-30-2019, 02:10 AM   #2
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The fucking nerve

 
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Old 12-30-2019, 06:18 AM   #3
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OK this is fucked up but not that fucked up.

I am a member of a local cats FB page where people post about their cats. Yes, already a little fucked up. But there, I read this story.

A random neighbourhood cat kept finding ways to enter a person's house. Finally, the person had enough, and managed to get the cat into a travel cage and take a photo, which they uploaded to said local cats FB page with the message "This cat keeps entering my home. I have managed to contain it here. Does anyone recognise it?"

Some of the responses said stuff like: "Please whatever you do, don't keep the cat in that cage. The stress might have a lasting impact."

c'mon Karen. what the FUCK. The cat is breaking and entering and is in the travel cage while the person tries to find it's owner. Calm the fuck down.

Then, another response says:
I have a microchip reader, if you like I can come to your house and see if the cat is chipped, and find out its address?

And I was like Susan what the FUCK why do you have a microchip reader

So then Susan went over with her microchip reader and found out that the cat's address was a few blocks away, on the other side of some railway lines.

They took the cat back, and the owner was like
What the FUCK I have not seen this cat in over a year I thought it was dead

I mean honestly

I ask you

This cat group

What the FUCK

 
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Old 12-30-2019, 06:31 AM   #4
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they think they put microchips in cats

but really its just a way for cats to control our minds. while thinking we control them.



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Old 12-30-2019, 08:14 AM   #5
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OK this is fucked up but not that fucked up.

I am a member of a local cats FB page where people post about their cats. Yes, already a little fucked up. But there, I read this story.

A random neighbourhood cat kept finding ways to enter a person's house. Finally, the person had enough, and managed to get the cat into a travel cage and take a photo, which they uploaded to said local cats FB page with the message "This cat keeps entering my home. I have managed to contain it here. Does anyone recognise it?"

Some of the responses said stuff like: "Please whatever you do, don't keep the cat in that cage. The stress might have a lasting impact."

c'mon Karen. what the FUCK. The cat is breaking and entering and is in the travel cage while the person tries to find it's owner. Calm the fuck down.

Then, another response says:
I have a microchip reader, if you like I can come to your house and see if the cat is chipped, and find out its address?

And I was like Susan what the FUCK why do you have a microchip reader

So then Susan went over with her microchip reader and found out that the cat's address was a few blocks away, on the other side of some railway lines.

They took the cat back, and the owner was like
What the FUCK I have not seen this cat in over a year I thought it was dead

I mean honestly

I ask you

This cat group

What the FUCK
this is the kind of content i was looking for

what the FUCK

 
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Old 12-30-2019, 08:40 AM   #6
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my parents bought me a beanie (i lost mine recently) for xmas but it is for hobbits so it fits on my head like a kippah

also my shorts split at the crotch when i was in manila so whenever i had to go out to smoke (i was too lazy to put on pants) i would have to sit with my legs close together.

 
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Old 12-30-2019, 10:16 AM   #7
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what the FUCK

 
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Old 12-30-2019, 10:53 AM   #8
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i know, right?

 
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Old 12-30-2019, 09:56 PM   #9
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OK this is fucked up but not that fucked up.

I am a member of a local cats FB page where people post about their cats. Yes, already a little fucked up. But there, I read this story.

A random neighbourhood cat kept finding ways to enter a person's house. Finally, the person had enough, and managed to get the cat into a travel cage and take a photo, which they uploaded to said local cats FB page with the message "This cat keeps entering my home. I have managed to contain it here. Does anyone recognise it?"

Some of the responses said stuff like: "Please whatever you do, don't keep the cat in that cage. The stress might have a lasting impact."

c'mon Karen. what the FUCK. The cat is breaking and entering and is in the travel cage while the person tries to find it's owner. Calm the fuck down.

Then, another response says:
I have a microchip reader, if you like I can come to your house and see if the cat is chipped, and find out its address?

And I was like Susan what the FUCK why do you have a microchip reader

So then Susan went over with her microchip reader and found out that the cat's address was a few blocks away, on the other side of some railway lines.

They took the cat back, and the owner was like
What the FUCK I have not seen this cat in over a year I thought it was dead

I mean honestly

I ask you

This cat group

What the FUCK
seems like a happy ending

i mean we have a really sweet // really shy american shorthair. white hair. called snowball. she was always shy but when we first got her she'd sit on my lap and stuff. after she got spayed she can barely even be in the same room as another person. it's sad

 
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once is fine. stopping shitting in my thread. cool comic though

 
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No you stop posting comics

 
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Sorry for pooping in your thread, reprise. I guess I took (foolofa) the spirit of what the FUCK a lil too far.

 
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Noah's Ark Found in Kentucky!!!


 
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what the FUCK, thread?!

 
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1st: If I'm not for me, who am I? Nobody! 2nd: yet, if I'm only for me, what am I? Nothing! 3rd: If not now, when? Once more: Unless constructive-selfish I work hard, like Mark Spitz, perfecting first me, absolute nothing can help perfect me!!
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>From '29 to '44, soapmaker-master-chemist Bronner built 3 American soap plants, trained 9 chemists, licensed 6 of 53 patents for $60,000! But after '44, after losing father-mother-wife, almost his own life, tortured-blinded, he deeded to African astronomer Israel's 6000 year great All-One-God-Faith all of his patents, plants, products, profits, 4 new industries: 13 Essene Birth Control patents, Planetemples & 'Town Without Toothache' potassium-soda industry giving mankind a new Mineral-salt, Calcium-malt, Corn-sesame-bread, Mineral-bouillon, catspaw sandals, & 'Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps,' All-One! In '47, after father-mother-wife murdered, ourself tortured-blinded, we wrote this poem: To keep my health! To do my work! To love, to live! To see to it I gain & grow 8 give & give! Never to look behind me for an hour! Never to wait in weakness nor to brag in power! Always working, searching for more truth, more light! Always writing, teaching what I found good & right! Robbed-starved-beaten-blinded, wide astray! Sack with the full-truth I've gained, back to the way: Smile, help teach the whole Human race, the Moral ABC of AII-One-God-Faith, Lightning-like strong & we're All-One! All-One!
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Confucius Absolutes 600 B.C. 8 Mohammed's Wisdom 600 A.D. unites all mankind free:

The 1st law of God's tremendous Universe is order! Absolute all-embracing, ever- evolving, ever-recreating, ever-loving order! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!

2nd, every body in God's tremendous Universe must eat or there is no body! To shine on, eat must even the sun, consuming every second 4 million metric ton! To shine on, eat must even the sun! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!

3rd, every ton of good food requires teamwork in harmony with God's law, timing-team-work- wisdom-power-mercy-love can reap 6 million more fruit above, above! Exceptions eternally? None!

4th, any man raising 600 fruit trees in harmony with God's law, timing-teamwork-wisdom-power- mercy-love can reap 6 million more fruit above, above! Exceptions? Eternal? Absolute none!

5th, only constructive working men have built all civilization & everything good that's in it! Intolerant parasites, in order to eat, must dominate-dic1ate-distort-dilute-destroy- smear-slay-slander-cheat or they won't eat! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!

8th: The mark of the mature man is his ability to work brave, teaching all, every slave, how to replace coal-oil-gas-mineral-nuclear, unemployed-inflation, welfare-waste-war with Essene Birth-Control for very girl, Swiss 6000 year Universal Military Training UMT for full- employment, raising 1 trillion Israel-system trees, 2 million Dutch dikes, 3 Greek mirror- solars, 4 Hannibal windpower plants, 5 billion Amish-Amway-AT&T profitsharing jobs, 6 Milorganite plants, 76 million Planetemples teaching All-One-God-Faith, Austrian music, Babylon roof-gardens, California rain forests, China-bikes, Cartha-UMT, Catspaw sandals, compost tree, C02 bomber, the Moral ABC, cattle-lemon-Esperanto. Finn-jails, gasohol, German solar-Zeppelins, Health-meat-salt-soap-tape, jojoba-aloevera-chia-ginseng-garlic, Kibbutz, Nature Friends, patents, Swiss economy, Town-Without-Toothache, Patrick Henry teaches PHt's of USA-USSR H20 cwp, with 76 million battery-banks, powering every car-factory-farm-home-Milorganite-monorail! To teach healthy Hunza 150-year great life by God's Law, timing-teamwork-wisdom-power-mercy-love, uniting All-One above! Above! Know 41-4. Only hard work unites all! Scrolls: $10 for 10; $3 for 1, help unite all!

12th: Over-population destroys God's spaceship Earth, unless Essene-Chinese controls limit all birth! Instead, absolute clean, apply vaseline-oil-butter or cream, insert teaspoon juicy lemon pulp, pH2, God's Law prevents conception 100% below pH3. Next day douche with qt. soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 balance God-made! Who else but God gave man this sensuous passion. Love that can spark mere dust to life! Beauty in our Eternal Father's fashion! Poetry, uniting All-One, brave, all life! Who else but God can make Love last 1 trillion years of sweet eternities! For when conquered after years of toil- sweat-blood, Love can strike like greased lightning sent by God to spark mere dust to intense blazing fire & create new Love-faith-hope-guts-strength, as only God inspire! Unite the Human race in All-One-God-Faith, as all mankind desire! Who else but God. "An Army of Principles," wrote Thos. Paine in 1799 "can penetrate when an army of soldiers" can-not! It will succeed where diplomacy may fail? It will always construct & help unite One-God-Faith, where every other weapon divides the Human race! The onslaught of such an Army of Principles cannot be stopped by the Rhine, the Channel or the ocean! It's progress will match on the horizon of the world & it will conquer every tyranny, every Human heart by teaching every man the Moral ABC of the Free: Free to communicate-cooperate-construct! Free to build, protect & share! Free to grow, develop & expand! Free to unite in love, cherish & enjoy the Kingdom, the dictatorship of God's law, uniting the whole Human race in our Eternal Father's great All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none: Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"

American democratic President Wilson, 1917, replaced Marxism by Lenin. "We are not a nation of classes, races, minority or pressure groups! Anybody trading on our race, color, nationality or religion is not yet American, does not yet deserve to enjoy the liberties of the Stars & Stripes! He does not yet know, that the Army of Principles by America's Founding Father, the world's 1st steelbridqe-builder, Thos. Paine, since 1799, unites the whole Human race in our Eternal Father's great All-One-God-Faith! Once we teach it, 6 billion strong, we're All-One! "As teach Abraham-Israel-Moses- Buddha-Jesus & Mohammed, inspired every 76 yrs. by the messenger of God's law, the Messiah, Halley's Comet! 6000 yrs. since the year One! We're All-One! All-One!

In '68 American Mao professor Marcuse upset Moscow's Czech power till Moscow's Press had the courage to confess: "Marx is god! Marcuse his prophet! Mao his sword! 50,000 American university professors, his disciples! Black Panthers his killers!" What an apology we Rabbis owe Marx-Moscow, all Jews, all mankind, IRS slave, for our 2000 year failure to teach brave the constructive-selfish Moral ABC the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all mankind free! The exact opposite to absolute-unselfish Marxism, that enslaves the Free! Unless we teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC from uniting All-One-God-Faith, we're dead men on furlough from half-true hates!

>From '29 to '79 we wired our "Public Servants" over 13,000 times to help unite the whole Human race in our Eternal Fathers' great All-One-God-Faith! With the 8 great books by Thos. Paine, suppressed since 1799: The Realist Declaration, The Age of Reason & The Army of Principles will instantly unite the whole Human race in our Eternal Father's great All-One- God-Faith: "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" WE'RE ALL ONE!

The trouble is that the wrong people are always the most energetic, united & intense, dividing the hardworker to die in self-defense! That fact alone brings Hitlers & Stalins to power & that fact will only change when we teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith, lightning-like, 6 billion strong & we're All-One! All-One! All-One! As Israel teaches since the year One: "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!' Exceptions? None!

 
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this is more cursed images thread

 
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yeah that's what i initially was going for but then i saw this thread and thought, What the fuck?

 
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What the FUCK is happening to the Texans vs Bills

 
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What the FUCK is happening to the Texans vs Bills
It’s the Bills. Cursed. Forever.

 
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Really hoping the Titans shame TB12 into retirement.

 
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lol sports

 
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Really hoping the Titans shame TB12 into retirement.
They certainly shamed him at least. Glad the Texans get chiefs instead of ravens

 
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