Mustard doesn't belong on hot dogs

MyOneAndOnly · 03:59 PM

Margin

MyOneAndOnly · 01-13-2021, 03:34 PM

LaBelle · 01-13-2021, 03:39 PM

It's a MUSTard

MyOneAndOnly · 01-13-2021, 04:02 PM

I am pro mustard, anti ketchup.

also, all that shit they put on hot dogs in Chicago.... disgusting

MyOneAndOnly · 01-13-2021, 04:03 PM

best hot dogs are NYC and Michigan Coneys

LaBelle · 01-13-2021, 05:55 PM

Cachorro da República in Porto Alegre is the best hot dog, i'll have y'all know.

reprise85 · 01-13-2021, 06:52 PM

why you bringing back margin all of a sudden

cork_soaker · 01-13-2021, 07:32 PM

hot dogs don't belong in food

Joey Goldberg · 01-13-2021, 09:23 PM

is rat bastrd quinto fucking with thread titles again?

mustard is great on a dog, and this bipolar thread seems to agree with me (i think)

reprise85 · 01-13-2021, 10:07 PM

mustard kinda sucks i mean it doesn't taste good

Ram27 · 01-13-2021, 10:11 PM

+++

mustard doesn't belong on anything

MyOneAndOnly · 01-13-2021, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

why you bringing back margin all of a sudden

everything here is cyclical

It was a good schtick

reprise85 · 01-13-2021, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

everything here is cyclical

It was a good schtick

it's kind of a miracle it got fixed

reprise85 · 01-14-2021, 12:58 AM

I made my classic hot dogs today

cheap turkey franks: you know, jennie-o, or store brand. any brand $2 or under will do.

cooking instructions: place 3 franks on a plate. place in microwave for one minute. feel for doneness. put back in microwave, making sure to cook just long enough for them to be burnt looking but also lukewarm.

add ketchup to plate for dipping. don't get another plate, why bother.

bon appetit

you can use my work but please credit

MyOneAndOnly · 01-14-2021, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27

+++

mustard doesn't belong on anything

Mustard is life! Ketchup is the devil

mxzombie · 01-15-2021, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ram27

+++

mustard doesn't belong on anything

except a cuban sandwich.

whataburger ruined my last visit there because i forgot to ask for no mustard, so they applied the standard quart to my burger. what an awful experience.

MyOneAndOnly · 01-15-2021, 01:31 PM

Burgers and fries need Mayonnaise

hot dogs need mustard

fools need ketchup

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-15-2021, 01:32 PM

what's up with all the food nazi threads lately?

MyOneAndOnly · 01-15-2021, 01:41 PM

Ketchup kills

MyOneAndOnly · 01-15-2021, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

what's up with all the food nazi threads lately?

we need content

Eulogy · 01-15-2021, 05:21 PM

Yellow mustard is always bad. Certain mustards have their place.

If I eat a hot dog I will put ketchup on it. Who wants to fight about it (I will admit this means I never ever order a hot dog in the city where I live because I’m too embarrassed or dumb or whatever)

Cool As Ice Cream · 01-15-2021, 05:50 PM

ketshup shaming

still happening every day

MyOneAndOnly · 01-15-2021, 06:21 PM

my grandmother called it Catsup

Shallowed · 01-15-2021, 08:06 PM

Open your eyes to these mustard lies

Joey Goldberg · 01-15-2021, 08:28 PM

is rat bastrd quinto fucking with thread titles again?

mustard is great on a dog, and this bipolar thread seems to agree with me (i think)

Disco King · 01-15-2021, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed

Open your eyes to these mustard lies

I'm still mad that I learnt that these are the lyrics. I was happy with "oh, green eyes, to these must I lie?"

01-13-2021, 03:31 PM	#1
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 22,209	Ketchup doesn't belong on hot dogs Margin Last edited by MyOneAndOnly : 01-13-2021 at 03:59 PM.

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MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 22,209

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LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,120	It's a MUSTard

01-13-2021, 04:02 PM	#4
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 22,209	I am pro mustard, anti ketchup. also, all that shit they put on hot dogs in Chicago.... disgusting

01-13-2021, 04:03 PM	#5
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 22,209	best hot dogs are NYC and Michigan Coneys

01-13-2021, 05:55 PM	#6
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,120	Cachorro da República in Porto Alegre is the best hot dog, i'll have y'all know.

01-13-2021, 06:52 PM	#7
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,971	why you bringing back margin all of a sudden

01-13-2021, 07:32 PM	#8
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,221	hot dogs don't belong in food

01-13-2021, 09:23 PM	#9
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,656	is rat bastrd quinto fucking with thread titles again? mustard is great on a dog, and this bipolar thread seems to agree with me (i think)

01-13-2021, 10:07 PM	#10
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,971	mustard kinda sucks i mean it doesn't taste good

01-13-2021, 10:11 PM	#11
Ram27 who's jimmy Location: you know i pay a lot to cry to try to understand Posts: 8,463	+++ mustard doesn't belong on anything

01-14-2021, 12:58 AM	#14
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,971	I made my classic hot dogs today cheap turkey franks: you know, jennie-o, or store brand. any brand $2 or under will do. cooking instructions: place 3 franks on a plate. place in microwave for one minute. feel for doneness. put back in microwave, making sure to cook just long enough for them to be burnt looking but also lukewarm. add ketchup to plate for dipping. don't get another plate, why bother. bon appetit you can use my work but please credit

01-15-2021, 01:31 PM	#17
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 22,209	Burgers and fries need Mayonnaise hot dogs need mustard fools need ketchup

01-15-2021, 01:32 PM	#18
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,837	what's up with all the food nazi threads lately?

01-15-2021, 01:41 PM	#19
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 22,209	Ketchup kills

01-15-2021, 05:21 PM	#21
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,441	Yellow mustard is always bad. Certain mustards have their place. If I eat a hot dog I will put ketchup on it. Who wants to fight about it (I will admit this means I never ever order a hot dog in the city where I live because I’m too embarrassed or dumb or whatever)

01-15-2021, 05:50 PM	#22
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,837	ketshup shaming still happening every day

01-15-2021, 06:21 PM	#23
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 22,209	my grandmother called it Catsup

01-15-2021, 08:06 PM	#24
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,839	Open your eyes to these mustard lies

01-15-2021, 08:28 PM	#25
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,656	is rat bastrd quinto fucking with thread titles again? mustard is great on a dog, and this bipolar thread seems to agree with me (i think)