FALCO & Corgan dropping down the tuning for most of the classics during the reunion

[Shallowed]

Oh, not you. I'd never treat your balls so roughly.

[FoolofaTook]

Man, ppl using literally wrong is my new pet peeve. It happens ALL THE FUCKING TIME in this goddamn land. Just last week I was galumphing around the lake and this yuppie (thnx to mpls for teaching me this term) says to his crony "...and she, like, literally said..." I want to arrest him in mid-sentence and rage "oh rly? she, like, literally said? are u sure it wasn't figuratively or virtually or METAPHORICALLY???"

then i lolled a lot to myself but i was maddened with wrath within.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

Oh, not you. I'd never treat your balls so roughly.

ok now i'm aroused.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

fair enough.

[FoolofaTook]

sorry it's early in the morning and my hormones are peaking.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

that was about the literally, but could also apply to the next post.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

fair enough.

u 2?

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

that was about the literally, but could also apply to the next post.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

HEY JESUS
I LITERALLY WANT TO NAIL YOU

[FoolofaTook]

no wait, that actually isn't a sexual joke, if you think about it

[FoolofaTook]

i had to give it some thought

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Do you take us as idiots?


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who's 'us'

[Mals Marola]

him & his shadow person

[Shallowed]

r u with us

or against us?

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by buzzard

The more recent OBoard opened for business in February of 2009 and must have lasted for around three years before being placed on the scrap heap like bedding for Madame ZuZu's.

Might that fit the "on and off on SP boards for about a decade, peach fuzz" narrative, peach fuzz?

Well, to say "on and off for a decade" would suggest a more frequent message board participation than posting on a board 7 years ago.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

You fucking idiot, the larger point is that you deny that it's her, but for a moment you have to acknowledge that it might be her, JUST because you ONCE AGAIN don't want to admit you're wrong, all because then you'd also have to feel like you owe someone money, for a bet that NO-ONE but yourself even wanted to make, which you made because ONCE AGAIN you got shitfaced drunk, spending the very money that you put up for grabs if someone proved that they were who they said, by doing what YOU TOLD them to do and post a photo of themselves with their username on it, because YOU don't think that there are girls on the internet.

YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT.

I pointed out that the lady in the photograph was pretty, sue me.

Would you seriously put it past a troll to use a photo of their friend and then have em take a pic with a note in order to fleece one out of 100 bones? We're not talking about an unfathomable hoax here.

But who cares, dude? perhaps a random young lady wold randomly stumble across Netphoria in 2018 and wanna partake. Seems far-fetched though

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

Thanks for the advice fuzzfuck, but in my experience women tend to want men to listen to them to find out what they want, not whatever slimey pick-up-artist forum you read that from.

Perhaps there's some truth in that. But the evolutionary process has dictated that women like a take-charge, strong man who provides for their family. So this whole 2019 trend of the reversal of the gender roles and all that is mostly fabricated by certain lobby organizations.

It's the same reason why you'll rarely see a woman ask out a man.

After all, if one was to believe in Darwinism, we're all apparently just evolved apes.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

HEY JESUS
I LITERALLY WANT TO NAIL YOU

Come on dude, you know there's Christians who partake here...

Not cool.

[fuzzyroes]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

who's 'us'

Me and any other fellow or lady who read that false rhetoric

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

After all, if one was to believe in Darwinism, we're all apparently just evolved apes.

There is no hope for you.

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Perhaps there's some truth in that. But the evolutionary process has dictated that women like a take-charge, strong man who provides for their family. So this whole 2019 trend of the reversal of the gender roles and all that is mostly fabricated by certain lobby organizations.

It's the same reason why you'll rarely see a woman ask out a man.

After all, if one was to believe in Darwinism, we're all apparently just evolved apes.

contrary to news fabricated by certain lobby groups you might be into, there is no reversal of the gender roles

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Me and any other fellow or lady who read that false rhetoric

ok, just you in this case. no need for 'us' or 'we'.

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Come on dude, you know there's Christians who partake here...

Not cool.

I agree. Coincidentally, those words were uttered by Himself after i fucked Him in the ass. On the cross! Little known story and it didn't make its way to the holy book. It also didn't feel so holy. In fact it was like penetrating a dead camel. Felt like He had just spent 40 years in the desert or some shit. I did feel a bit guilty but He died for my sins soon afterwards so all was good!

[FoolofaTook]

What the hell?? How dare you? This is blasphemy!







Jesus was in the desert for forty days.

[smashingjj]

hey I'm only talking about how it felt to me, not how His actual experience must have been. Jesus.

[smashingjj]

jesus fuck!

[Cool As Ice Cream]

[NovaFritz]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Perhaps there's some truth in that. But the evolutionary process has dictated that women like a take-charge, strong man who provides for their family. So this whole 2019 trend of the reversal of the gender roles and all that is mostly fabricated by certain lobby organizations.

It's the same reason why you'll rarely see a woman ask out a man.

After all, if one was to believe in Darwinism, we're all apparently just evolved apes.

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

I agree. Coincidentally, those words were uttered by Himself after i fucked Him in the ass. On the cross! Little known story and it didn't make its way to the holy book. It also didn't feel so holy. In fact it was like penetrating a dead camel. Felt like He had just spent 40 years in the desert or some shit. I did feel a bit guilty but He died for my sins soon afterwards so all was good!

KIN KY

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Perhaps there's some truth in that. But the evolutionary process has dictated that women like a take-charge, strong man who provides for their family. So this whole 2019 trend of the reversal of the gender roles and all that is mostly fabricated by certain lobby organizations.

It's the same reason why you'll rarely see a woman ask out a man.

After all, if one was to believe in Darwinism, we're all apparently just evolved apes.

and apes are just evolved reptiles

look, you have some misconceptions. humans literally are apes. monkeys, great apes (including humans), and marsupials all evolved from a common ancestor. we did not evolve from apes and it's not right to say humans are "more evolved" than apes.

here's a decent page about it. educate yourself. https://www2.palomar.edu/anthro/earl...es/early_2.htm