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08-21-2014, 06:50 PM
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Minion of Satan
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nice
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08-22-2014, 06:18 PM
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i keep getting spam email that says "may your dreams of a big schlong come true" as the subject.
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08-23-2014, 07:45 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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have you opened any?
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08-23-2014, 08:08 AM
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Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green.
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yeah, opened any big schlongs lately?
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08-23-2014, 09:44 PM
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08-23-2014, 10:07 PM
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Virgo
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i've drowned a phone in both a mop bucket and a toilet
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08-23-2014, 11:26 PM
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BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
 
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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ive dropped my wallet in the toilet but never my phone
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08-23-2014, 11:49 PM
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i'm the biggest klutz i know and i never dropped anything in toilet. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
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08-23-2014, 11:50 PM
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oh wait i dropped spare change in there recently. lot of fun getting that out
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08-23-2014, 11:52 PM
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Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
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well i had my wallet in my work vest pocket thing and the vest was unbuttoned and that makes it easy for things to drop out of it.
i didnt realize until a few minutes later when, frantically looking for my wallet, i found it sitting in the toilet like a large, multi-layered turd. it was beyond repair. luckily i had no money in there and nothing really got damaged besides the turd-wallet itself. |
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08-23-2014, 11:59 PM
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i accidently sent my wallet through the wash the other day. all the bills had a blue tint to them but miraculously no cashier looked twice and my credit cards still worked
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08-24-2014, 12:06 AM
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seems more normal than sad
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08-24-2014, 12:11 AM
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Socialphobic
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in its current condition i don't think a homeless iraqi would use that wallet
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08-24-2014, 12:38 AM
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Demi-God
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we all have our vanities i suppose
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08-24-2014, 12:43 AM
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Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship.
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what would a homeless iraqi need a wallet for
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08-24-2014, 01:59 AM
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Socialphobic
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to hold money to buy a PS4
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08-24-2014, 05:29 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i always stick things in my back pocket. luckily they usually fall onto the floor before into the toilet. i'm in a hurry, ya know.
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08-26-2014, 01:51 AM
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Minion of Satan
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I've learned my lesson
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08-29-2014, 03:11 AM
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Braindead
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There are at least three shows that I want to attend this weekend but I am about as broke as I have ever been
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08-29-2014, 03:25 AM
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Crestfallen.com staff A beautiful brown disc moving as if like sweet chocolate. |
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08-29-2014, 10:42 AM
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Braindead
Location: Ignore List
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somene in austin plz find me oxy. i hurt and i will overpay
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08-29-2014, 10:50 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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it's weekend!
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08-29-2014, 10:51 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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NP: grandaddy - kim you bore me to death
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08-29-2014, 01:12 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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yesterday when i sat down to piss my lighter fell out of my front right pocket and i thought of this thread.
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09-10-2014, 09:23 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: bye
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https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/...a6&oe=549CFDBA
This isn't the clearest photo but here's my sculpture in the gallery |
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09-10-2014, 09:41 AM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle?
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but i want to touch it
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09-10-2014, 10:46 AM
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Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
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Yeah I really want to touch it too
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09-10-2014, 11:19 AM
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Demi-God
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reminds me of my father
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09-10-2014, 07:19 PM
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The Man of Tomorrow
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that rope is just asking to be touched
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09-10-2014, 10:04 PM
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Minion of Satan
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I made it with my hands
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