John Mayer: "Sex with Jessica Simpson is like cocaine" - Page 3

Astur · 02-22-2010, 01:09 PM

Tetas

Pizza Club · 02-22-2010, 04:29 PM

http://www.hollyhotty.com/imhost/ima...Bikini_Cam.jpg

slunken · 02-22-2010, 05:48 PM

pale_princess · 02-22-2010, 06:34 PM

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pic...-boob-grab.jpg

Pop Tart · 02-22-2010, 07:20 PM

Did anyone else notice you can see her vagina?

Catherine Wheel · 02-22-2010, 07:29 PM

Yeah that is a serious cameltoe

pale_princess · 02-22-2010, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pop Tart

Did anyone else notice you can see her vagina?

i saw no such vaginal canal. however, i did see the outline of her bulging labia.

slunken · 02-22-2010, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pop Tart

Did anyone else notice you can see her vagina?

I didn't. Describe it to me.

Pop Tart · 02-22-2010, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by slunken

I didn't. Describe it to me.

It was kind of all vagina-y.

slunken · 02-22-2010, 11:06 PM

Notice that beach has no grass.

untitledpage · 02-25-2010, 04:47 AM

oh shit

Courtney Love Wants To Hate Fuck John Mayer, Has A Powerful Vagina

Courtney Love has finally read John Mayer's Playboy interview in which he discusses sexual napalm Jessica Simpson and his white supremacist dick, and her reaction can be found on Twitter.

"do you ever feel like spite hate fucking @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed !" Love tweeted. "but like say your fucking @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times"

Love took special issue with Mayer's comments on his sex life with his famous girlfriends.

"ive said far stupider shit than @johncmayer about my alist bfs tho ive been discreet. but about rockers i spill the beans," she continued.

Even though she feels Mayer deserves a good hate fuck, Love says he's not really her type.

"oh dudes Mayers a little bland for me and youngish ill do young, but hes neither Yale Harvard Oxford and hes not really rock, so not for me," she wrote. And to a fan who asked her to clarify hate fucking, she wrote, "hate fucking is an art like 'the pit' meaning you rape each other and then beat the shit our of each other so u can feel shit."

Although Mayer has resurfaced on Twitter after swearing to "quit the media game" two weeks ago, he has not addressed Love's comments. If he ever takes Love up on her offer, he might experience another powerful vagina.

"my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker, billy call me" Love tweeted later.

applepwnz · 02-25-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by untitledpage

billy call me" Love tweeted later.

june_soma · 02-26-2010, 04:17 AM

I read somewhere that Billy had stated recently that he didn't want to have anything to do with Courtney, and she responded by calling him a douche in some interview. Has anybody seen this statement?

Oh and for the record, even Billy isn' crazy enough to want to tap that, right? I mean, not again? *shivers*

Mo · 02-26-2010, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by june_soma

even Billy isn' crazy enough

Right. A burned-out rock star with a druggy past, now member of some weird hippie sect... but nah, he's not crazy enough...

fuzzyroes · 02-26-2010, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by june_soma

I read somewhere that Billy had stated recently that he didn't want to have anything to do with Courtney, and she responded by calling him a douche in some interview. Has anybody seen this statement?

Oh and for the record, even Billy isn' crazy enough to want to tap that, right? I mean, not again? *shivers*

Yeah i saw a little blurb about that on the new york times site. It said Billy publicy stated he was done with her... I never read that anywhere either...

blueEyez6489 · 02-27-2010, 10:00 PM

okay i know this is off topic but i feel like it doesnt deserve a thread of its own but it made me laugh out loud a little bit so it's going in here...apparently billy said that tila tequila "has the voice of a chanteuse of days gone" and he told her "I like your voice, you know, it has a beautiful quality to it"

what does that even mean? do you think this is like 1 person with a whiny mediocre voice relating to another?

Ihaguitar · 02-28-2010, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Pizza Club

http://www.hollyhotty.com/imhost/ima...Bikini_Cam.jpg

If I was walking along the beach and saw that I'd get my cock out and have a wank.

laradelocke · 03-01-2010, 09:07 PM

I have no idea who John Mayer is and I'm kinda glad.

null123 · 03-01-2010, 11:44 PM

we're all very jealous

Spira|_ · 03-07-2010, 03:31 PM

Hmmm... so, let me see if I understood:
To fuck with Jessica origins in making shit music ????

Trotskilicious · 03-08-2010, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

Tila tequila is pregnant by The Game (rapper).

i guess she's the ho for the has-been circut

Trotskilicious · 03-08-2010, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Squashings

Seawolf? If they're indie, then I should listen to them (and then pretend like I've heard of them since 1999). Thanks for the tip!

why is you hatin because you can't be arsed to look for things and would rather have a corporate shill hand it to you

Trotskilicious · 04:51 AM

i mean seriously this indie hate is practically "I'm completely lazy about music and I just pick up on stuff I hear on the radio but you're a complete dick for actually caring." It's almost like people like Russian Iha and this fuckhole are just insecure because people are talking about bands they never heard of and it makes them angry because they're crybaby wankers

i mean joanna newsom sucks but at least find out for yourself, or not; just shut the fuck up and stop being insecure about it you nutfucks

Trotskilicious · 03-08-2010, 04:42 AM

deeeeeeeeeeez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

Luke de Spa · 03-08-2010, 07:43 AM

joanna newsom is great, what's your problem t-lish

slunken · 03-08-2010, 09:46 AM

If JN looked like Roseanne nobody would give her any notice except for gay dudes which is who her music is for. SUCK ON THAAAAAAAAAT.

pale_princess · 03-08-2010, 12:21 PM

ya'lls just jelis cuz andy samberg's tapping that.

r3t1r3d · 03-08-2010, 12:41 PM

Q100 in Atlanta this morning reported that Billy is still trying to hook up with Jessica Simpson. Didn't catch the full story cuz I had to go to work, anyone else hear it that's in the area?

Luke de Spa · 03-09-2010, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by slunken

If JN looked like Roseanne nobody would give her any notice except for gay dudes which is who her music is for. SUCK ON THAAAAAAAAAT.

since when is perfectly listenable music solely the domain of gay people

Starla · 03-09-2010, 05:31 AM

i want to start an indie band. it's gonna be the best band in the whole fucking world. squashings you with me?

02-22-2010, 05:48 PM	#63
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	lol

03-08-2010, 04:39 AM	#83
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i mean seriously this indie hate is practically "I'm completely lazy about music and I just pick up on stuff I hear on the radio but you're a complete dick for actually caring." It's almost like people like Russian Iha and this fuckhole are just insecure because people are talking about bands they never heard of and it makes them angry because they're crybaby wankers i mean joanna newsom sucks but at least find out for yourself, or not; just shut the fuck up and stop being insecure about it you nutfucks Last edited by Trotskilicious : 03-08-2010 at 04:51 AM.

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02-22-2010, 06:34 PM	#64
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02-22-2010, 07:20 PM	#65
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	Did anyone else notice you can see her vagina?

02-22-2010, 07:29 PM	#66
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,310	Yeah that is a serious cameltoe

02-22-2010, 11:06 PM	#70
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	Notice that beach has no grass.

02-25-2010, 04:47 AM	#71
untitledpage Oblivious Virgin Posts: 33	oh shit Courtney Love Wants To Hate Fuck John Mayer, Has A Powerful Vagina Courtney Love has finally read John Mayer's Playboy interview in which he discusses sexual napalm Jessica Simpson and his white supremacist dick, and her reaction can be found on Twitter. "do you ever feel like spite hate fucking @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed !" Love tweeted. "but like say your fucking @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times" Love took special issue with Mayer's comments on his sex life with his famous girlfriends. "ive said far stupider shit than @johncmayer about my alist bfs tho ive been discreet. but about rockers i spill the beans," she continued. Even though she feels Mayer deserves a good hate fuck, Love says he's not really her type. "oh dudes Mayers a little bland for me and youngish ill do young, but hes neither Yale Harvard Oxford and hes not really rock, so not for me," she wrote. And to a fan who asked her to clarify hate fucking, she wrote, "hate fucking is an art like 'the pit' meaning you rape each other and then beat the shit our of each other so u can feel shit." Although Mayer has resurfaced on Twitter after swearing to "quit the media game" two weeks ago, he has not addressed Love's comments. If he ever takes Love up on her offer, he might experience another powerful vagina. "my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker, billy call me" Love tweeted later.

02-26-2010, 04:17 AM	#73
june_soma Whore of Saul Goodman Location: Gotham Posts: 1,286	I read somewhere that Billy had stated recently that he didn't want to have anything to do with Courtney, and she responded by calling him a douche in some interview. Has anybody seen this statement? Oh and for the record, even Billy isn' crazy enough to want to tap that, right? I mean, not again? shivers

02-27-2010, 10:00 PM	#76
blueEyez6489 Demi-God Posts: 312	okay i know this is off topic but i feel like it doesnt deserve a thread of its own but it made me laugh out loud a little bit so it's going in here...apparently billy said that tila tequila "has the voice of a chanteuse of days gone" and he told her "I like your voice, you know, it has a beautiful quality to it" what does that even mean? do you think this is like 1 person with a whiny mediocre voice relating to another?

03-01-2010, 09:07 PM	#78
laradelocke Apocalyptic Poster Location: Raleigh - NC Posts: 3,251	I have no idea who John Mayer is and I'm kinda glad.

03-01-2010, 11:44 PM	#79
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	we're all very jealous

03-07-2010, 03:31 PM	#80
Spira\|_ Apocalyptic Poster Location: Muzzle. Posts: 1,210	Hmmm... so, let me see if I understood: To fuck with Jessica origins in making shit music ????

03-08-2010, 04:42 AM	#84
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	deeeeeeeeeeez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

03-08-2010, 07:43 AM	#85
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,182	joanna newsom is great, what's your problem t-lish

03-08-2010, 09:46 AM	#86
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,781	If JN looked like Roseanne nobody would give her any notice except for gay dudes which is who her music is for. SUCK ON THAAAAAAAAAT.

03-08-2010, 12:21 PM	#87
pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,081	ya'lls just jelis cuz andy samberg's tapping that.

03-08-2010, 12:41 PM	#88
r3t1r3d Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 7	Q100 in Atlanta this morning reported that Billy is still trying to hook up with Jessica Simpson. Didn't catch the full story cuz I had to go to work, anyone else hear it that's in the area?

03-09-2010, 05:31 AM	#90
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	i want to start an indie band. it's gonna be the best band in the whole fucking world. squashings you with me?