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Old 03-08-2017, 05:55 PM   #1
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Default SPRING FASHION THREAD EEEEEE

post your faves and tips

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Old 03-08-2017, 06:19 PM   #2
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LOL this cracks me up ever tiem

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 06:22 PM   #3
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This spring, nudes are in. Talking pants, tees, socks, shoes, belts, watches, tiaras, and glasses that are matching the exact color of yur skins. If you can find something with cartoons of internal organs, even better. The idea is to get that Slim, that Goodbody of yurs, right up in everyones faces
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:20 PM   #4
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What's so funny about that RunRun?

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 07:30 PM   #5
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scarves n shorts.

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:06 PM   #6
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But it's autumn soon.

 
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Old 03-08-2017, 08:51 PM   #7
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What's so funny about that RunRun?
Sorry, I'm afraid if I tried to explain it, it wouldn't be as funny anymore

I'd advise checking out cork soakers other threads for a window into his inimitable humor stylings

 
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:20 AM   #8
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scarves n shorts.
this is a great tip!

 
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Old 03-09-2017, 04:57 PM   #9
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This spring, jorts are back. Cut em yourself, as hiiiiiii as u can, especially if you're a very hairy-legged man. They will go so great with your ironic pornstache, and hilarious "I'm only wearing this cause I hate it" dirty old truckers hat

Also, stop wearing socks, socks are out. This spring, socks are fucken over, done. Throw them away. Stop sniffing them, just quit it. Instead, blisters are in. Big, angry welts all over your heel and foot fronts. Compare them with your friends, win big, get laid, and don't forget to post those welt-popping pics!

 
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Old 03-09-2017, 10:15 PM   #10
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you can't go wrong with Adidas track suit. Instant classic.

 
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Old 03-10-2017, 03:37 AM   #11
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loving these faves/tips; keep them coming!

 
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Old 03-10-2017, 06:50 AM   #12
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Black is destined to reign this coming spring.

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Old 03-10-2017, 08:43 AM   #13
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black is classic. you can't go wrong

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Old 03-10-2017, 11:20 AM   #14
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Black francis talks about wearing black in the song subbaculta.

 
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Old 03-10-2017, 11:21 AM   #15
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I can see pec stubble. I have never seen pec stubble before.

 
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Old 03-10-2017, 05:37 PM   #16
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haha nice hat.

 
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Old 03-11-2017, 10:48 PM   #17
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i killed myself and then i die

 
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Old 03-11-2017, 11:16 PM   #18
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I've got the big tip for northern hemisphere spring 2017

Clothes are in - big time

 
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Old 03-12-2017, 12:04 AM   #19
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Old 03-12-2017, 12:10 AM   #20
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I've got the big tip for northern hemisphere spring 2017

Clothes are in - big time
Good one

 
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Old 03-12-2017, 03:15 AM   #21
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Hmm is the materialism thread? I have consumer anecdotes.
So, I decided to buy a more neutral quilt. I don't like duvets anymore because Mike is a furnace and even though I like to be warm it's just overwhelming with him. On my own I'll wrap up. So I bought this one: http://www.westelm.com/m/products/mi...s&isx=0.0.2165

I can't afford something handmade and not a piece of shit that makes me look like a piece of shit

 
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Old 03-12-2017, 03:24 AM   #22
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Ah yes you've talked about Mikes thermal properties before, it is true love

 
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Old 04-17-2017, 09:54 PM   #23
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Old 04-17-2017, 10:05 PM   #24
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vice president

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Old 04-17-2017, 10:07 PM   #25
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Black is destined to reign this coming spring.

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buzzard i cannot believe i missed this post but this is VERY similar to the leather jacket i recently purchased abroad

i hope to one day carry this very look with the same subtlety and grace as the pic

 
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Old 04-17-2017, 10:17 PM   #26
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I don't know why vixnix is talking about visiting anybody else while she's in Singapore.

 
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Old 04-18-2017, 01:12 AM   #27
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as i was strolling through a random store one lovely Spring day in Shanghai, my eyes centered on this hilarious underwear model who was clearly hired for his ability to be simultaneously sophisticated and sutble, yet suggestive and sexy.

it's not like they'd take just any beefcake foreigner.

http://i66.tinypic.com/2ebvdae.jpg

i especially love how it says "ELEGANT DEMEANOR" on his chest

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Old 04-18-2017, 01:28 AM   #28
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Old 04-18-2017, 01:51 AM   #29
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Now I don't wanna hear another PEEP about no FUCKIN boom boom room!!!

 
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I've been to Shanghai and Beijing... airports

 
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