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Old 05-23-2018, 11:07 PM   #1
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:08 PM   #2
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:09 PM   #3
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:12 PM   #4
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go to church with Monte LDS and sit under him while he farted on you through a mesh church chair while you smelled his rancid church farts from a diet of potted meat, gabanzo beans, radishes and lots of game goat tartar for 4 hours while some fuck head rambles on about loving baptising dead shit bags like Hitler...

 
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:12 PM   #5
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:16 PM   #6
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:21 PM   #7
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get kicked in the balls / vagina / eunich area repeatedly with an ERRECT panis / rock hard clit / stimulated skin area while listening to Lars Ulrich talk about his band, Metallica.

 
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Old 05-23-2018, 11:25 PM   #8
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get kicked in the balls / vagina / eunich area repeatedly with an ERRECT panis / rock hard clit / stimulated skin area while listening to Lars Ulrich talk about his band, Metallica.
Is Lars there watching or is he just playing on some speakers?

 
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Old 05-24-2018, 01:00 AM   #9
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Is Lars there watching or is he just playing on some speakers?
he is in the room. naked, sweaty and very talkative.

 
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Old 05-24-2018, 03:00 AM   #10
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Old 05-24-2018, 04:15 AM   #11
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I dunno man. I'm just here for the 99 cent taco enema. I saw you ad in the paper.

 
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Old 05-24-2018, 04:56 AM   #12
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Old 05-24-2018, 05:12 AM   #14
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LIVE FOREVER WITH PERPETUAL DIARREAH COMING FROM YOUR EYES OR DIE IN A FIRE

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Old 05-24-2018, 08:21 PM   #18
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Old 05-24-2018, 08:25 PM   #19
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Old 05-24-2018, 08:31 PM   #20
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That's my dream.

 
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