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Old 01-23-2018, 09:07 PM   #31
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:14 PM   #32
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I'm sorry, I don't listen to rap.

But I actually picked up a little portable recording console. I can record a song about how much RBG sucks, but rap? That's not my steeze

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:15 PM   #33
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so did you listen to RBGs rap?

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:15 PM   #34
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I don't listen to rap at all. I've never done anything hip hop before whatsoever. Excuses, excuses.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:17 PM   #35
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that would be fine, the only rule for the track is that your reply must have more than x(tbt by the audience) lines of lyrics, recorded by you. you can sing them.

and, since it is a duel, you need to listen to Lil' Breegy's diss track for reference.

minimum length of the track, netphoria? 4 min? means you need a lot of lyrics and decent instrumentals if you cop out of the rap genre.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:18 PM   #36
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[quote=redbreegull;4411362]Having exhausted all other options, and because we live in an age in which duels are not acceptable, I am throwing down. It's time to settle this once and for all. with hip hop. Fuzzy, I challenge you to a rap battle. Netphoria at large will be the judge and the loser has to leave the board... forever.



Please use headphones and it turn the fuck up

yooo
yoooooo
YO

my name is redbreegull and I'm back on the scene
but you may know me by the acronym for red blue and green
I got a cute little doggy and a kindness regime
and I was lurkin' on this board back in 2003
now fuzzy I know you started late in the game
but I would clue you in if you would turn on your brain
with your bootlicking ways and your racist behavior
you're like a right wing christian sans lord and savior
between you and I you will never come first
not when you're making vague come ons to yo soy the worst
so I'm dropping sick beats and they're directed your way
cause I'm MCIS and fool you're TGBK

now you whine and you moan don't wanna fight anymore
but you start it again why don't I show you the door?
you were gambling and broke and passed out drunk on the floor
back when I dropped my first post in 2004
now I'm spitting hot raps cause they're burning my mouth
you're just a dude who belongs in the slaveholding south
but if I crossed a line or if I made you feel bad
then just give me a minute I'm busy fuckin your dad
so I'm hoping the time that I took (LOL)
will convince to recheck your head is screwed on well
before you're like tom petty freefallin' in hell
to never let a man touch you with styling gel

so consider this to be my lesson in kindness
it doesn't mean niceties or racial blindness
it's inclusive only to those who don't hate
no one's humanity is up for your debate
that's the paradox of tolerance but so it goes
but you'll get by by buying vintage spaghettios
you still think prejudice and bigotry are good for a laugh
I know I'm six years old but son you FIVE AND A HALF
you wanna know the real difference 'tween you and me?
it ain't a high school diploma or a college degree
it ain't the cards you're missing from within your deck
it's your basic fundamental lack of respect
your disdain for knowledge and real education
perpetually stick you in your station
boy you're just a forklift drivin' ne'er-do-well
your soul is empty as the 49th parallel
not even a scholar of canine biology
your intellect is shorter than kimani's typology
so let me be brief you are fucked in the head

I must confess with all seriousness that that first verse first was pretty damn good. I'm impressed

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:28 PM   #37
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Alright alright, Maybe I'll throw damn a rap, but you guys are gonna have to give me a few days -2 weeks cause that was actually really well done and I don't know if I'm gonna have a lot of time.

I don't want it to be a Banana like contest wiith the loser being banned though.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:35 PM   #38
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Ladies and gentleman, it's official, Fuzzy accepted the challenge.

required track length and a submission deadline shall be determined by the general board and publicly announced once decided.

Since mister fuzzy is a member of a band, I would suggest a rule - it has to be solo work. no help from bandmates or other lyricists or song writers, the lyrics have to be original material.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:37 PM   #39
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2 weeks seems reasonable

and yeah no bannings... at least not for losing the battle...

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:40 PM   #40
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well, the challenge was phrased:
"Netphoria at large will be the judge and the loser has to leave the board... forever."

that is a question of honor and between the participants of the duel.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:48 PM   #41
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No dice.

Firstly, we couldn't possibly expect an honest critique from the community, and secondly, I just don't know if I'm emotionally invested enough to actually make one as good as his. I mean sure, I'll grab the djembe, bust a beat and write a rap in 30 minutes to spit into cool-edit, but I don't wanna spend a lot of time on this.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:53 PM   #42
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Don't get me wrong, mines gonna be dope, and I've already wrote the first 4 lines and the rhythm. It's entirely possible that mine will be better, and I think a lot of people will think it is, but I'm not committing to such high stakes.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 10:09 PM   #43
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I didn't say the loser should be banned, I said he should leave.

This is a gentleman's competition

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 10:13 PM   #44
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Old 01-23-2018, 10:13 PM   #45
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Don't get me wrong, mines gonna be dope, and I've already wrote the first 4 lines and the rhythm. It's entirely possible that mine will be better, and I think a lot of people will think it is, but I'm not committing to such high stakes.
hell yea. that is the beauty of diss tracks - it is entirely possible yours is better. not likely with half an hour effort, though, at least I could never come up with lines like that in half an hour.
good news is, you have plenty of time!

this is the best entertainment we got.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 11:08 PM   #46
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Fuzzrod this is it do or die. You gotta go all out: cock out.

Some tips:

Make allusions to your drinking prowess
Talk about your johnson
Make it personal. Attack him below the belt. Mention the Holocaust numerous times.

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 11:25 PM   #47
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Old 01-23-2018, 11:38 PM   #48
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half hour won't show that your heart is in it
you'll be amazed to know I did mine in ten minutes

 
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Old 01-23-2018, 11:47 PM   #49
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your intellect is shorter than kimani's typology


lolololol

 
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Old 01-24-2018, 08:32 AM   #50
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I got a "rap loops" package downloading

This is gonna be dope. I too have a little nod to Took in the rap. It's just an easy word to rhyme with.

 
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Old 01-24-2018, 09:50 AM   #51
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pennis not errect!

 
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Old 01-24-2018, 10:00 AM   #52
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pennis not errect!


It's a sad world we live in.

 
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Old 01-24-2018, 10:25 AM   #53
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in between being in physical pain from the laughter, I noticed that rbg sounds like an uncredited member of the beastie boys

fuzzo you better bring it

 
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Old 01-24-2018, 07:45 PM   #54
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fuzzy, I hope for your sake you're working on your comeback. If not, the board will never let you forget it.

You only get one shot. Mom's spaghetti.


 
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:12 AM   #55
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I did do some experimental demo takes to find a cool sounding rap voice, and I think I've got it down, I'm gonna use that distortion on the voice like Zach uses in Rage. I sound all raspy with a low tone and shit

I just don't know if I'm gonna get it done in like 10 days or whenever I said the deadline would be.
the deadline is in fact Sunday, February 4th.

 
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:16 AM   #56
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well, that's unfair to an extent... Cause we have no idea how long it took RBG to make his, he could have been fiddling with that shit for months for all we know... It certainly doesn't sound like something that took him "10 minutes" like he claimed.

I've just been pretty busy lately. You need a nice chunk of free time to be able to devote 4-5 hours of free time to recording/producing music.

 
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:18 AM   #57
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unfair? not really.

rbg can speak to how many days he worked on it. and - you already agreed to the challenge, including the terms.

 
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:20 AM   #58
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Maybe I will have it done, I dunno. But all I've had a chance to do so far is some pre-production demos and beat browsing.

The thing I have in mind has guitar, some tom morello like DJ scratching on electric guitar strings, a big catchy chorus to accommodate the rap... Maybe I'm thinking to grand and should just do something basic, but then people are just gonna say that it sucked

 
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:21 AM   #59
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fuzz impressed enough to think it took him months before such an idea for a thread was even conceived

 
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:21 AM   #60
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do u noe da wae

 
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