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Old 05-28-2018, 05:29 PM   #1
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is een heel erg groot land

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 05:30 PM   #2
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say, I come to America, what do I need to see

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 05:30 PM   #3
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presuming everything is in a three hour radius from the America airport

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:07 PM   #4
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the Big Ben? Eiffel Tower? Statue of Freedom?

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:09 PM   #5
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The Twin Towers? Madame Zuzus? Blockbusters?

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:11 PM   #6
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Doesn't Paul Hem have a statue in the province of Canada?

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:15 PM   #7
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America, home of the perestrojka, land of the glasnost. I truly can't wait. What city is worth visiting more, Kennedygrad or Lincolngrad?

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:17 PM   #8
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In what fast food chain can i obtain the cheapest STD? I'm getting super sized at the thought!

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:59 PM   #9
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you need to eat donuts and gravy, and easy-cheese ice cream

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:59 PM   #10
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don't forget the bacon pie!!

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 07:01 PM   #11
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you definitely want to visit the Giant Mechanical War Machine and the Hall of the Hillbilly, but be sure to go during National Xenophobia Week

 
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Old 05-28-2018, 09:40 PM   #12
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Nothing is safe to eat, unless it has corn in it.

 
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:21 AM   #13
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you definitely want to visit the Giant Mechanical War Machine and the Hall of the Hillbilly, but be sure to go during National Xenophobia Week
Those sound awesome! I love foreign cultures. Very interested in National Xenophobia Week

 
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Old 05-29-2018, 11:15 AM   #14
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Nothing is safe to eat, unless it has corn in it.
we're vegetarians though, we take corn if it has corn in it

 
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Old 05-29-2018, 11:24 AM   #15
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I was vegan/vegetarian (depending on what was available) when I visited. I remember trying to find something to eat at a diner in New Orleans, and finally choosing the stuffed peppers, which in my mind were going to be stuffed with rice and beans and onion and garlic and maybe cheese. They came, and were stuffed with ground beef. I cut my losses and skipped lunch, and was reading the ingredients on the soy sauce sachet while my friends ate, just for something to do. There was corn, in the soy sauce. I was like...this country has lost its mind.

That was 19 years ago though.

 
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Old 05-29-2018, 12:25 PM   #16
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it's only gotten better!

 
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Old 05-29-2018, 03:05 PM   #17
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IN AMERIKA
FIRST U GET DA SUGAR
THEN U GET DA POWA
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Old 05-29-2018, 07:52 PM   #18
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that's souf amerika

 
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Old 05-30-2018, 11:07 AM   #19
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souf lundun

 
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Old 05-31-2018, 02:54 AM   #20
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Sarf laandaahn, actually.

 
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Old 05-31-2018, 04:36 AM   #21
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Old 05-31-2018, 10:48 AM   #22
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things got a lot less hypothetical today! Going to Canada and the US in July! Hoobastank! Maga! Queen Elizabeth!

 
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Old 05-31-2018, 06:41 PM   #23
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iz gettin' hot in herre (nof merka)

 
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Old 06-06-2018, 04:29 PM   #24
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so it's gonna be Toronto, Montreal, Massachusetts, Vermont and NY. tips?

 
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Old 06-06-2018, 04:31 PM   #25
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stay in your room! it's a trap!

 
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:35 AM   #26
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da nizzo's or whatever it's called

 
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Old 06-12-2018, 11:38 AM   #27
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things got a lot less hypothetical today! Going to Canada and the US in July! Hoobastank! Maga! Queen Elizabeth!
As your attorney I advise you to just stay in Canada. There are horrendous things happening to people on a daily basis in the US so it's probably best that you don't witness any of it in person.

 
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Old 06-12-2018, 11:47 AM   #28
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that's all gonna be fine now that trump is prez!

 
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Old 06-12-2018, 12:17 PM   #29
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McDonald's and golf again!

 
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4) Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?

 
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