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Old 12-02-2018, 11:33 PM   #1
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Default It is Finally Here: Shrek Retold



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Old 12-03-2018, 11:17 PM   #2
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this is amazing

 
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Old 12-04-2018, 12:07 AM   #3
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These collab things are always fun to watch but I really do not get why adults still fizz on this movie fifteen years later

 
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Old 12-04-2018, 05:32 PM   #4
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I found this to be fucking hilarious and plan to finish watching it tonight

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 07:51 PM   #5
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These collab things are always fun to watch but I really do not get why adults still fizz on this movie fifteen years later
I think that's the joke. Nobody actually thinks it's an amazing movie. It's just funny to give so much attention to an arbitrary 2000s juvenile comedy film as if it's a cinematic milestone.

It's related to the "All Star" meme.

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:25 PM   #6
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woah woah, easy there. I'm not saying it's high art, but people do really like Shrek. It's an extremely witty, multidimensional kids movie with beautiful animation that also manages to be poignant and sincere.

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:25 PM   #7
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the sequels are all awful contrived cash-grabs tho

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:26 PM   #8
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i liked the first shrek

but that was a long, long time ago

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:41 PM   #9
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Fiona is pretty hot

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:43 PM   #10
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in which form? i only remember her ogressness.

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:44 PM   #11
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oh damn yeah red hair pale skin green dress


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Old 12-07-2018, 09:46 PM   #12
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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011...37_468x353.jpg

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:31 PM   #13
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I do not endorse the content in this video


 
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:54 PM   #14
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beautiful animation
I don't know about all this

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:54 PM   #15
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In fact

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:54 PM   #16
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I politely disagree

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:56 PM   #17
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really?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/e9...7a0ab6c526.jpg

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 10:59 PM   #18
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That image does nothing for me and I would not call it beautiful. We have different taste here and that's ok. I may also be biased

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:00 PM   #19
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I have feelings about cartoons ok

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:01 PM   #20
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Am I being a dick by saying I don't like it? Or is this discourse? Should I just be quiet?

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:08 PM   #21
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no, you are fine we are allowed to disagree. I checked it with the kindness regime

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:08 PM   #22
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I am curious why you don't like it though

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:34 PM   #23
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sry breeg but compare that to this:

https://www.ireland.ie/sites/default...of-The-Sea.jpg

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:38 PM   #24
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completely different though

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:50 PM   #25
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heh i was just looking for an excuse to post that

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:56 PM   #26
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I am curious why you don't like it though
This is a question that I could spend a lot of time answering. But I think it's mainly that the art feels joyless and artificial to me. I think you lose a lot of the fun of animation by trying to make things look "realistic". Like I said I'm probably biased and I guess I get why people like movies like this but part of the joy of cartoons for me is that they are fun to look at. And really good ones are fun to look at like every frame of. I just looked at a bunch of Shrek stills and they did not feel fun to me at all

 
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Old 12-07-2018, 11:58 PM   #27
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But that's just like, my opinion

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 12:01 AM   #28
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I always thought pixar and dreamworks easily had the best computer animation in their films. If you watch some of the non-Pixar Disney digitally animated movies, they are clearly not done as well IMO. or like the fucking ice age franchise or whatever.

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 12:07 AM   #29
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Yeah I like Pixar best I guess but I don't watch a lot of computer animation because what I really like best is grandpas cartoons and that is why my opinion is maybe irrelevant

 
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Old 12-08-2018, 12:16 AM   #30
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Yeah I like Pixar best I guess but I don't watch a lot of computer animation because what I really like best is grandpas cartoons and that is why my opinion is maybe irrelevant
I wouldn't even consider digital animation to be cartoons.

What appeals to me about the Shrek style is that it's deep, lush, vibrant, and really detailed. The textures are really varied and "tangible," and the color and contrast are striking. Before Shrek, there had been I am pretty sure less than ten fully computer animated films ever. I think the scenery is fairly immersive and impressive compared to Bugs Life and Toy Story, and this was the first movie I can remember where animated human faces were convincing (sorry Syd from Toy Story)

 
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