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Old 03-22-2017, 10:49 PM   #151
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Whenever Easter is around the corner, my compulsion is to consume vast quantities of the hot cross buns that are marketed at kids because it takes the innocence of a child to recognize that raisins are like tiny lumps of demon shite that have all the taste and texture you'd expect from taking to a housefly graveyard with a melon baller.

 
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:52 PM   #152
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see, now that is a worthy compulsion

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 12:06 AM   #153
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I'm genuinely curious.

Do you not have mental control of your own physical functions? You have no control over gnawing on your fingers? For what reason? what purpose?

I can see compulsions with sex, drugs, alchohol, gambling... Hell I can even sort of see why nymphos bother... But gnawing on your fingers? That's some pretty weird shit.
I'm under a lot of stress lately because my sister. But I guess all your compulsions are normal and not some kind of coping mechanism right. You can stop anytime right??? Just next week you can put on a suit and go be a lawyer somewhere because you're the king of rational thought and calculated moves.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 12:09 AM   #154
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This guy doesn't understand that if you live in a glass house then everyone can see you shit

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 03:12 AM   #155
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he's just a fucking asshole

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 03:52 AM   #156
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I'm still trying to figure out how it is that he can understand sexual compulsion, but only "sort of" understand nymphomania.

Let's hope he's not treating satyriasis as the more reasonable affliction.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:36 AM   #157
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i've been biting my nails all my life. they're all hideously short. except one.

i drum with my hands and feet and it drives some people absolutely insane. sorry.

i drum eh, with my teeth.

i've been grinding my teeth in my sleep for years and years too. seven or eight years ago my dentist noticed that many of my teeth were all the same length, because i'd apparently been grinding one or two millimeters away for them. i've worn a dental dam ever since.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:55 AM   #158
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Whenever Easter is around the corner, my compulsion is to consume vast quantities of the hot cross buns that are marketed at kids because it takes the innocence of a child to recognize that raisins are like tiny lumps of demon shite that have all the taste and texture you'd expect from taking to a housefly graveyard with a melon baller.
They're usually sultanas and the fruit ones are fucking delicious you whiny pleb

Next you'll be saying you don't like goat's cheese

Which I would understand because even the thought of it prompts my throat to close up involuntarily as a self-protection measure

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 06:08 AM   #159
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I'll compulsively eat pork buns. Baaaooo

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 07:05 AM   #160
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It's hard to know that there's a difference between sultanas and raisins when involuntarily salivation kicks in to cover your taste buds like liquid tarpaulin as your tongue retracts with all the grace of a flicked snail's eye.

I've had some decent goat's milk feta in my time, though.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 07:16 AM   #161
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i hate anything goat-y and just can't eat it - but I have once, at a hippie church meeting for Christian environmentalists, eaten a goat's cheese sandwich, because enough fresh herbs and garlic drowned out the taste of the sustainable but disgusting goat's milk cheese.

After that I became brave and accepted a taste of some chèvre from a cheese counter and it really took all the strength I had, to swallow it instead of spit it on the floor and paw desperately at my tongue.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 12:43 PM   #162
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whaaaaat


goat cheese is supreme

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 01:01 PM   #163
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It's right there in the name:

Greatest Of All Time Cheese

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 01:11 PM   #164
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Yeah I enjoy it. Goats over cattle for sure

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 02:58 PM   #165
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I like goat cheese on pizza. A little mozzarella/goat cheese combo can be nice.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 03:10 PM   #166
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we have goat cheese at my pizza shop, one of the pies we make is a white pie with ricotta sauce, mozz & romano which is our standard cheese base and then we add feta, goat & fresh mozz balls.

i'd link a menu but i don't want anyone calling

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 03:14 PM   #167
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goat is grass-fed so their dairy is healthier

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 03:33 PM   #168
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You ever in the parking lot 30 mins before work contemplating whether you should just drive your car into the building

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:18 PM   #169
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You ever in the parking lot 30 mins before work contemplating whether you should just drive your car into the building
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:49 PM   #170
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This one time I made this cheese sauce for a lasagne using a bit of every cheese I could find in my parents' kitchen. That night I had a disturbing dream where there was a wasp's nest where my brain should have been, which they accessed through the orifices in my head.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:50 PM   #171
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whaaaaat


goat cheese is supreme
Ya me 2

Although ever since Black Phillip I've been a little weirded by it but I'll get over it I'm sure

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 05:52 PM   #172
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i've been grinding my teeth in my sleep for years and years too. seven or eight years ago my dentist noticed that many of my teeth were all the same length, because i'd apparently been grinding one or two millimeters away for them. i've worn a dental dam ever since.
Dammit me 2 get such fucken jawpains n headaches from it sometimes. You found anything that helps? I think I do it less the more I exercise and the less coffee I drink

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 06:09 PM   #173
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Ya me 2

Although ever since Black Phillip I've been a little weirded by it but I'll get over it I'm sure
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Old 03-23-2017, 07:12 PM   #174
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Dammit me 2 get such fucken jawpains n headaches from it sometimes. You found anything that helps? I think I do it less the more I exercise and the less coffee I drink
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i just said 'dental dam' but it turns out that is something entirely, lol.

you'll need to have made a mold of your teeth. it's quite expensive but you'll be able to use it for years

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 07:17 PM   #175
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he's just a fucking asshole
Every time I come here I'm immediately pushed away because I read a couple of his posts and I just can't believe that there could be someone so fucking dumb.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 07:17 PM   #176
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i wear this thing:



i just said 'dental dam' but it turns out that is something entirely, lol.

you'll need to have made a mold of your teeth. it's quite expensive but you'll be able to use it for years

Drugstores sell one that can be used without a mold, it's not as good but it helps a lot.

My sister wears one cause she grinds her teeth in her sleep as well, and whenever she loses the molded one she buys one of those generic ones.

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 08:14 PM   #177
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looks like my retainer

 
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Old 03-23-2017, 11:59 PM   #178
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i might have to get one too eventually... my dentist thinks i grind because my gums are receding on one side.

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 12:11 AM   #179
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I was informed that a magnesium supplement would help with the grinding, though I'm always a little dubious about that sort of thing.

 
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Old 03-24-2017, 01:39 AM   #180
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goat is grass-fed so their dairy is healthier
Don't start thus

 
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