i'm on hold for verizon

[slunken]

they said i used all my data but i didn't

everyone on twitter hates them

is this the end?

[slunken]

i've been on hold for about 15 minutes and its a wednesday.

[FlamingGlobes]

[teh b0lly!!1]

it's better to live without cellphones and grow your own tomatoes in a hut in the forest

you know it

[slunken]

[FlamingGlobes]

[teh b0lly!!1]

it's only after we'd lost everything that we're free to do anything

[slunken]

xtina is verizon and i am the boy and they dance for me because i am a man and that is the way traditional gendered/occupational storylines occur in history

[FlamingGlobes]

[teh b0lly!!1]

[slunken]

i didn't write history i'm just a shitty cog in this wheel

[FlamingGlobes]

[teh b0lly!!1]

WE ALL WANNA HOLD IN THE EVERYLASTNG GAYS ENCHANTED NANNARUPTUR SHENME SENTIMENTAL HAY BUT UNDERNEATH THE WHALE

sorry i lost it

he says cog somewhere in there though

[FlamingGlobes]

https://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...sug1o1_500.gif

[buzzard]

but underneath the wheels of the cogs in the spokes

[slunken]

i spoke to a very nice man who helped me out (i did not exceed data) but I also had time to count at least 2 sexual assaults in this rockin' video

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by slunken

i spoke to a very nice man who helped me out (i did not exceed data) but I also had time to count at least 2 sexual assaults in this rockin' video

i remember watching this and eventually stuff got set on fire right? i was at my friend's house and i believe that was the night i first kissed a dude. it was his birthday party and me and him played a "gig" or whatever, some sp songs, green day etc. and then his parents let us all be alone so of course we started playing spin the bottle.

[redbreegull]

you guys should look into no-contract services. I pay $27 a month for my cellphone. I only have 2 gigs of data but you can get more than that obviously. Personally my internet is comcast so I can use the public xfinity network thing on my phone in many places so I hardly ever use data

[slunken]

verizon is the only service that will work in the hills and sticks where my folks reside.

[reprise85]

i pay $35 and get 5gigs. it was 2.5gigs originally but they keep raising it

[qwerty sp]

Internet neutrality now, internet neutrality forever

[qwerty sp]

Originally Posted by qwerty sp

Internet neutrality now, internet neutrality forever

[FlamingGlobes]

all that fire n shit happened during the Chili Peppers set the following night (ironically, they played a cover of Jimi Hendrix's fire at the height of it all).

[FlamingGlobes]

I had my first kiss watching Little Nicky.

Netphoria Confessions

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I had my first kiss watching Little Nicky.

Netphoria Confessions

this is really bothering me

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

this is really bothering me

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VibrantThu...yfly-small.gif

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

I had my first kiss watching Little Nicky.

Netphoria Confessions

i had my first kiss outside a domino's pizza when i was 15. i had a crush (he was only cute) on some dude named chris pacheco and we had mutual friends and after school we went about the neighborhood being little callejeros or whatever.

then we was chillin' outside that aforementioned pizza place and he kissed me outta nowhere and i was so grossed out and pissed off. idgaf that i had a crush on him, i was mad i got kissed and he ruined my first kiss experience by not even asking and i didn't get to enjoy it or know it was coming.

so i was totally embarrassed and wanted to cry/was so mad. ugh the worst. but then in the next few weeks i got to kiss a boy at his house named miguel don juan who i was majorly "in love" with. although when he asked me to be his gf i said 'ew, no way'

>_>

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i had my first kiss outside a domino's pizza when i was 15. i had a crush (he was only cute) on some dude named chris pacheco and we had mutual friends and after school we went about the neighborhood being little callejeros or whatever.

then we was chillin' outside that aforementioned pizza place and he kissed me outta nowhere and i was so grossed out and pissed off. idgaf that i had a crush on him, i was mad i got kissed and he ruined my first kiss experience by not even asking and i didn't get to enjoy it or know it was coming.

so i was totally embarrassed and wanted to cry/was so mad. ugh the worst. but then in the next few weeks i got to kiss a boy at his house named miguel don juan who i was majorly "in love" with. although when he asked me to be his gf i said 'ew, no way'

>_>

Meh, I don't think that first one counts. I mean, that kind of borders on assault.

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i was mad i got kissed and he ruined my first kiss experience by not even asking and i didn't get to enjoy it or know it was coming.

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Meh, I don't think that first one counts. I mean, that kind of borders on assault.

plus also the greasy lips

[teh b0lly!!1]

demanding updates

this thread was a total tease