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Old 08-04-2021, 04:23 AM   #1
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Smile I just got published

I mean it's really lame and ghostwritten but still feels really good.

Hopefully it rides the SDA indie groundswell to national bestseller status. Then I can buy gallons of tincture and a herd of cats.

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 04:24 AM   #2
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sorry about the anal sex comments last night


haven't been that blind drunk in years. ended up in a russian sailor's house lol. he had four cats and a black dog and his sister fed me raw nuts and nectarines so it was cool.

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 04:32 AM   #3
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I like this story already

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 04:37 AM   #4
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also i dropped my headphones and broke them. so i walked to batumi and bought a new pair. then i somehow lost them in the madness.


Now, I'm praying to Jesus to heal the broken headphones!

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 04:38 AM   #5
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I like this story already
oh yeah how many chapters have you read so far?

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 07:22 AM   #6
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Ah thatís great! Hearty congrats

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 09:19 AM   #7
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Thanks. It was nice to hang out with humans again that aren't my mom.

They think COVID is a hoax invented by Gates and Soros so it wasn't all smooth sailing.

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:15 AM   #8
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oh yeah how many chapters have you read so far?
I just had a glance at the first page and it said something about getting blind drunk and waking up in a Russian sailor's house and being fed by his sister

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:23 AM   #9
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😂😂😂

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:24 AM   #10
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I think that salty old fucker stole my headphones lol.

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 11:22 AM   #11
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sorry about the anal sex comments last night

haven't been that blind drunk in years. ended up in a russian sailor's house lol. he had four cats and a black dog and his sister fed me raw nuts and nectarines so it was cool.
and the winner of "father fodder to word-count ratio" post of the year goes to...

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 11:38 AM   #12
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hehe

it's all true tho which is amazing

except the russian part. dude's georgian. but we communicate by him speaking russian and me serbian.



russian sailor just sounded right. don't judge me!!

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 03:06 PM   #13
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I mean it's really lame and ghostwritten but still feels really good.

Hopefully it rides the SDA indie groundswell to national bestseller status. Then I can buy gallons of tincture and a herd of cats.
congrats, that's cool

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 04:12 PM   #14
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is this the book about the life & full exploits of Michael middlename Campbell?

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 08:34 PM   #15
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congrats! but the people want to know, how many times does the word senescent get misused?

 
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Old 08-04-2021, 10:56 PM   #16
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Hooray, Took!

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 02:33 AM   #17
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Old 08-05-2021, 02:40 AM   #18
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Old 08-05-2021, 02:46 AM   #19
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Old 08-05-2021, 02:47 AM   #20
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sorry about the anal sex comments last night


haven't been that blind drunk in years. ended up in a russian sailor's house lol. he had four cats and a black dog and his sister fed me raw nuts and nectarines so it was cool.
Somebody has to get drunk and post

About sex, anal or otherwise

So thanks for doing the Lords Own Dirty Deeds Done Dirt

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 06:09 AM   #21
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The dude is totally avoiding me now! I knew it, he stole my headphones!!

Sailor my ass, this fucker's a pirate!

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 06:19 AM   #22
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get drunk and post

About sex, anal
ok so about three weeks ago in Tbilisi this crazy shit happened:

like a dumbass I forgot to lock my door. at 2 am, I am awakened by a man in nothing but his underwear, stupified with drink, crawling into my bed. i push this fucker out of bed and start yelling at him. he has no idea what's going on. finally he throws on a shirt and leaves.

i chuckle to myself because i think its pretty funny. only an hour later (i couldn't sleep) do i realize that HE TOOK MY ALCEST SHIRT. my coolest Alcest shirt, the one with the sphinx.

so I still think it's funny right. until the next morning. i figure out what room him and his buddies are staying in and go ask for my shirt. they act like they have no idea what's going on. so i leave to go talk to the front desk. when i come back, there's my shirt hanging from my door handle. so I go over to thank them for returning it. they get pissed, tell me I'm crazy and eventually start threatening to beat me up (there were four of them and they were B I G).

anyways we made a bit of a commotion so the front desk worker came over and I felt embarrassed and that was that.

lock your doors in georgia, you fool of a took!!

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 11:22 PM   #23
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what's that got to do with ANAL ?

 
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Old 08-05-2021, 11:50 PM   #24
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Congrats!

What is it and where can I read it?

 
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Old 08-06-2021, 03:52 AM   #25
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sorry 2 embarrass



i'll let you know when flight of the megalothons gets published tho

 
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you're an even bigger tease than your father

 
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Old 08-06-2021, 08:29 AM   #27
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penthouse letter to the editor?

 
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Old 08-06-2021, 03:03 PM   #29
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listen to yura yura teikoku and leave me alone ok?!?

 
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what is that music?

 
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