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Old 09-11-2021, 12:53 AM   #1
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Trying to encourage “gosh heckin dangit” instead but obv not as thrillingly provocative as GFD

Any tips? Worried miss mollys gonna kicks ass outta preeschol

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 01:40 AM   #2
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Giant Father Dick?

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 01:47 AM   #3
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Old 09-11-2021, 01:47 AM   #4
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But no, u heckin oaf

God Fucking Dammit

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 01:48 AM   #5
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I feel you

My 12 year son asked if we could watch the South Park movie and I thought how bad can it be and now he’s into saying “shut your fucking face, uncle fucker”

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 01:48 AM   #6
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My 12 year son asked if we could watch the South Park movie and I thought how bad can it be and now he’s into saying “shut your fucking face, uncle fucker”
Loloo

Wish my 4 y/o was half that funny

What’s your sexret

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Old 09-11-2021, 01:50 AM   #7
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My daughter has the mouth of a sailor. Now she actually understands that it's bad, so sometimes that helps and sometimes makes it worse! I wish I didn't find it hilarious seeing a 4 year old shout "give me my fucking markers!!" when she's mad, but I do.

I (regrettably) haven't really cleaned up my language, but recently I scold her more for it since I know she now understands, and make her rephrase things when she curses...that's helped.

 
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My 12 year son asked if we could watch the South Park movie and I thought how bad can it be and now he’s into saying “shut your fucking face, uncle fucker”
I quoted this movie for like 6 months when I was about that age. Can't believe it's still popular!!

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 01:54 AM   #9
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My daughter has the mouth of a sailor. Now she actually understands that it's bad, so sometimes that helps and sometimes makes it worse! I wish I didn't find it hilarious seeing a 4 year old shout "give me my fucking markers!!" when she's mad, but I do.

I (regrettably) haven't really cleaned up my language, but recently I scold her more for it since I know she now understands, and make her rephrase things when she curses...that's helped.
Nah

think it’s rad if u ask me

As long as they know they get kicked outta school

Basically i do the same thing, try not to snortle, then like “ah yeah how about gosh heckin dangit cause that other language makes some ppl feel uncomfortable

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 02:00 AM   #10
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Loloo

Wish my 4 y/o was half that funny

What’s your sexret
He’s the stereotypical second son. He even signs his cards “your second son”.

His whole job in life is to cause disruption. My pro tip for household anarchy: have a second son

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 02:02 AM   #11
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I quoted this movie for like 6 months when I was about that age. Can't believe it's still popular!!
I don’t know if any of his other friends have watched it. They’re more into The Brothers Grimsby which he also tried to get us to watch, and which we gave up on part way through because everyone else was too grossed out

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 02:03 AM   #12
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He’s the stereotypical second son. He even signs his cards “your second son”.

His whole job in life is to cause disruption. My pro tip for household anarchy: have a second son
Dammit… Omf

We did that

We had two

He was cool before he hit 2. Then he became this FF1 imp vs chibi hulk hogan, he’s a straight up peice of dick

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 02:06 AM   #13
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Dude

U are fucked

Give up now, it will be easier

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 02:08 AM   #14
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Having daughters is the correct parenting choice

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 02:34 AM   #15
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U are fucked

Give up now, it will be easier
Sorry man, that is so grim

Feeling particularly over it today - he went out with his friend who is number 4 of 5 sons (no daughters) and when I picked them up they were like “you will probably get a call from a guy we hired this thing from because it broke but it wasn’t our fault and he’s just a fucking douche bag”

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 02:44 AM   #16
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Hmmm before we go all out misandrist against lil boys

Let me tell u what my old boss always said when we got pregnant again with lil dickbois

He was like, “yay! Now u only gotta worry about ONE penis” whereas he had 2 lithe daugghters

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 05:45 AM   #17
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i am not a parent

but if it were me i would be okay with them swearing around me a little, but would try to instil in them to save it for when they (for example) stub their toe, and rationalise it to them that it will make them feel better, but it won't be as effective if they swear all the time

 
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Hmmm before we go all out misandrist against lil boys

Let me tell u what my old boss always said when we got pregnant again with lil dickbois

He was like, “yay! Now u only gotta worry about ONE penis” whereas he had 2 lithe daugghters
Hmmmm very true

Nobody escapes unscathed

 
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You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucker......thanks, Vix! Been in my head all morning now.

 
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I was out shopping with my mother and daughter today, and my mother was (fairly) very upset at all the people in the store not wearing a mask. My 4 year old exasperatedly says, "Stop bitching, Bubbie. All you do is bitch!"

I feel like I will be able to grow this thread an embarrassing amount. It's still hilarious, her intonation is so adult.

 
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Old 09-11-2021, 11:16 PM   #21
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but if it were me i would be okay with them swearing around me a little, but would try to instil in them to save it for when they (for example) stub their toe, and rationalise it to them that it will make them feel better, but it won't be as effective if they swear all the time
This is so wholeseom and good

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Wish some of the kids i knew had u for a parent instead of the assholes they got

 
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i fuckin hate kids

 
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Old 09-12-2021, 03:13 AM   #25
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I was out shopping with my mother and daughter today, and my mother was (fairly) very upset at all the people in the store not wearing a mask. My 4 year old exasperatedly says, "Stop bitching, Bubbie. All you do is bitch!"

I feel like I will be able to grow this thread an embarrassing amount. It's still hilarious, her intonation is so adult.
Lol our lil chubby cunts haven’t got into “bitch” yet altho i was playing in the van that song “i am singer who’s probably gonna sing again, lord forgive me, etc.” until my wife kicked my ass into stopping it b/c bitch don’t kill my vibe isn’t good for lil dickbois to chant

 
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Keep em coming yah

Tales of tottering tykes with sailor mouths

 
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