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Old 05-10-2021, 04:12 AM   #5581
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be the shroom

 
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Old 05-10-2021, 05:05 PM   #5582
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that's the whole idea

 
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Old 08-01-2021, 09:26 AM   #5583
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let me just preface my recent experiences with tinder by saying that I should almost definitely not be using tinder right now and that I still have a fairly long way to go with getting my shit together before I would be appropriately ready to approach tinder

match #1 someone way out of my league, had a back and forth for a little bit with her getting more and more disappointed with me the more she found out about me. then she said she wanted to ask me a question but had to call me. so she called me, mentioned a reference to LSD on my profile, and asked me if I was able to get her any.

match #2 an interesting and very kind hearted woman, had a nice chat for a couple of days, tonight we had a video call for about four hours, which went well, but towards the end, she expressed that she isn't comfortable with dating anyone who is attracted to trans women.

 
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Old 08-01-2021, 11:03 AM   #5584
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I don't understand that at all.

Why would I care what else a person is attracted to, so long as the range of things they are attracted to includes me (and excludes children and animals, I guess)?

Like, I've heard some people say they wouldn't want a bi partner, for reasons. Bi, straight, pan… so long as she likes me specifically, I probably won't even remember what her full orientation is unless it comes up. Anything that entails "likes cis dudes," regardless of whatever else she also likes, will suffice.

 
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Old 08-01-2021, 11:13 AM   #5585
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I mean, I guess it shows how self-centered a person I am that I would fail to remember an important aspect of my hypothetical partner's identity.

I might get a well deserved slap in the face on her birthday, when I gift her with the right to fuck any man of her choosing without it being considered cheating, instead of the right to fuck any other person of her choosing. "You don't listen! You don't know anything about me!"

 
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Old 08-01-2021, 11:17 AM   #5586
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"Baby, that was going to be your anniversary present!"

 
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Old 08-22-2021, 03:28 AM   #5587
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what the fuck is wrong with people who start off all cordial and feigning interest in you, then out of nowhere, scornfully roast the absolute shit out of you, and then double down on it after you meekly laugh it off?

 
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Old 08-22-2021, 03:54 AM   #5588
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she doesn't even know that I have countless women throwing themselves at me every single day, and I could have any one that I want, whenever I want, but I don't because I know they're fake


 
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Old 08-22-2021, 12:07 PM   #5589
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It's hard out there for a pimp.

 
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