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yo soy el mejor · 02-14-2017, 06:04 PM

woke up
got out of bed
dragged a comb across my head
went to my first two classes
1:30 - met a girl from my evening class to work on a project
at home right now eating leftovers
before going to said evening class

FlamingGlobes · 02-14-2017, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poots

"Here's some fucking drugs for you to take for your fucking back. Oh no, don't worry about exercise or anything, just eat these fucking pills. I'm a fucking doctor, so... fuck it. You could be dead tomorrow and what good would that work out do you then? Just get fucked up on this shit and forget about your fucking back you fucking fuck."

I'm not overweight, nor do I have back problems, but my doctor still crams exercise down my throat. I don't think it's fair to assume all doctor's push pills over physical activity.

MyOneAndOnly · 02-14-2017, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

woke up
got out of bed
dragged a comb across my head
went to my first two classes
1:30 - met a girl from my evening class to work on a project
at home right now eating leftovers
before going to said evening class

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
I'd love to turn you on.

fuzzyroes · 02-14-2017, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

got up a 6
shower
8 o'clock class
9:30 class
study from about 11:15-2pm
Now eating lunch and consuming caffeine and posting on netphoria

to do:
class at 4pm
class at 7:10pm on another campus which is about 40 minutes away but it's rush hour so it takes me like 90 minutes. I have about 1:50 to get there so it's been fine but it's a bit maddening

damnnn, that's a lot of school!

crabshack · 02-14-2017, 10:03 PM

alarm goes off

hail satan

brain trance for 9 hours

drink liquor

commit a thought crime

slumber

await instructions

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

I'm not quite sure that's a positive

that is definitely 'a positive', everyone knows that. the more posts, the better a person you are.

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

your just jealous

you mean

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

that's just arrogance on your part

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-15-2017, 06:58 AM

that's what i was thinking, yes.

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 08:38 AM

Are you sure your thinking isn't slowly being taken over by the satanic pedofreak lizardmen that tried and failed to install another government led by Hillary Clinton, whose real name is Xarxo Lucifer 666, in order to make your brain a part of their hive mind?

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 08:38 AM

I mean you sure sound like it

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-15-2017, 08:42 AM

I think it is b/c all of these "joke" cities we have

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 08:51 AM

he's gone guys

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-15-2017, 08:53 AM

i have more posts than you

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 08:57 AM

you mean lizards have more posts than me. that doesn't count.

ask TOC

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-15-2017, 09:12 AM

yewel roo disdai

LaBelle · 02-15-2017, 10:08 AM

Making meatballs.
Later i'm going to the bank to update my details (it is required every couple years in my bank)

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

yewel roo disdai

dat zei je moeder gisteravond ook

cork_soaker · 02-15-2017, 10:24 AM

6am:
doing some drinking with a LOT of professional cyclists (with whom I'm friends)

FoolofaTook · 02-15-2017, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

dat zei je moeder gisteravond ook

Shouldn't they get banned for this? I thought this was America.

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-15-2017, 10:42 AM

ei joene
oetje moar e bitje lehe, wi

FoolofaTook · 02-15-2017, 10:55 AM

See what I'm talking about? Who knows what he just said? Could of been anti-patriotic.

FoolofaTook · 02-15-2017, 10:57 AM

My boss (the lovely Yesenia) just told me to take the day off 65 minutes before work. I had shaved showered combed my locks and annointed my lean frame with sweet scented oils just for her and then...

hella anti climax

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

ei joene
oetje moar e bitje lehe, wi

QUE

crabshack · 02-15-2017, 12:55 PM

Stop talking in codes! Show some respect! SMH

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-15-2017, 03:23 PM

haha
even smashingjj doesn't understand

smashingjj · 02-15-2017, 03:52 PM

i think everyone who doesn't speak dutch should be banned from netphoria

FoolofaTook · 02-15-2017, 03:56 PM

Is that even like a language?

LaBelle · 02-15-2017, 04:01 PM

I'm fluent in google translate

reprise85 · 02-15-2017, 04:25 PM

dutchphoria

FlamingGlobes · 02-15-2017, 11:12 PM

Made a pretty bad-ass chicken stock today. Gonna make a big ol' pot of soup tomorrow. I fucking love winter.

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02-14-2017, 06:04 PM	#61
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	woke up got out of bed dragged a comb across my head went to my first two classes 1:30 - met a girl from my evening class to work on a project at home right now eating leftovers before going to said evening class

02-14-2017, 10:03 PM	#65
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,173	alarm goes off hail satan brain trance for 9 hours drink liquor commit a thought crime slumber await instructions

02-15-2017, 06:58 AM	#68
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	that's what i was thinking, yes.

02-15-2017, 08:38 AM	#69
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	Are you sure your thinking isn't slowly being taken over by the satanic pedofreak lizardmen that tried and failed to install another government led by Hillary Clinton, whose real name is Xarxo Lucifer 666, in order to make your brain a part of their hive mind?

02-15-2017, 08:42 AM	#71
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	I think it is b/c all of these "joke" cities we have

02-15-2017, 08:51 AM	#72
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	he's gone guys

02-15-2017, 08:53 AM	#73
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	i have more posts than you

02-15-2017, 08:57 AM	#74
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	you mean lizards have more posts than me. that doesn't count. ask TOC

02-15-2017, 09:12 AM	#75
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	yewel roo disdai

02-15-2017, 10:08 AM	#76
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	Making meatballs. Later i'm going to the bank to update my details (it is required every couple years in my bank)

02-15-2017, 10:24 AM	#78
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	6am: doing some drinking with a LOT of professional cyclists (with whom I'm friends)

02-15-2017, 10:42 AM	#80
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	ei joene oetje moar e bitje lehe, wi

02-15-2017, 10:55 AM	#81
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	See what I'm talking about? Who knows what he just said? Could of been anti-patriotic.

02-15-2017, 10:57 AM	#82
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	My boss (the lovely Yesenia) just told me to take the day off 65 minutes before work. I had shaved showered combed my locks and annointed my lean frame with sweet scented oils just for her and then... hella anti climax

02-15-2017, 12:55 PM	#84
crabshack Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,173	Stop talking in codes! Show some respect! SMH

02-15-2017, 03:23 PM	#85
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	haha even smashingjj doesn't understand

02-15-2017, 03:52 PM	#86
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,902	i think everyone who doesn't speak dutch should be banned from netphoria

02-15-2017, 03:56 PM	#87
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Is that even like a language?

02-15-2017, 04:01 PM	#88
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,398	I'm fluent in google translate

02-15-2017, 04:25 PM	#89
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	dutchphoria

02-15-2017, 11:12 PM	#90
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,679	Made a pretty bad-ass chicken stock today. Gonna make a big ol' pot of soup tomorrow. I fucking love winter.