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Old 03-11-2018, 01:22 AM   #1
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Default Can you imagine a Pumpkins tour with Jimmy and James rolled out in a lamer way?

I mean honestly...

NOSTALGIA CENTRAL!!! I'm sitting watching a little basketball and every commercial break: "THE SHINNNNNNNNNNYYYY AND OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO BRIGHT TOUR" ***insert video clips of Billy rocking out with flowing long hair***

Makes me feel kinda grimy.

Why can't Bildo do anything with a semblance of integrity?

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 01:26 AM   #2
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BILLY CORGAN......

JAMES IHA!!!!!.......

JEFF SHROEDER

like come on. Why even advertise that shit? Is anyone supposed to care?

And shame on B0lly for advertising Jeff in front of Jimmy Chamberlin... That is some straight up bullshit. I know it's "in alphabetical order"... But list the original lineup first you bald asshole

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 01:30 AM   #3
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if there were ever a thread to deserve the certified Shallowed "ok," it is this one right here

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 01:31 AM   #4
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but I'm not wrong

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 01:32 AM   #5
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"Come out to see THE SHINY AND OHH SO BRIGHT TOUR "

***don't show any video footage within the past 23 years on the promo***

Honestly... I haven't seen even oldies bands try a stunt like that... Even with GnR, it was all semi-current footage shown on the advert.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 01:35 AM   #6
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COME OUT AND SEE SMASHING PUMPKINS ON THEIR BRAND-NEW TOUR

***showcase a bunch of clips from 25 years ago***

Does no one else see the hilarity in that?

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 02:06 AM   #7
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I'm pretty sure billy is gonna wear a wig on the tour to please you.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 02:17 AM   #8
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fuzzyroes yells at cloud thread

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 02:46 AM   #9
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fuzzyroes is spot on..

now jeez did I just type that? /me goes to detox

but yeah thread is 100% accurate

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 03:04 AM   #10
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The commercials are aimed at the parents who moved on with life after the 90's ended and are zoned out watching whatever sports playoffs, not the forty retards on a message board who are familar with eighteen years of anecdotes about shit no sane person cares about in 2018.

They know nobody gives a shit about anything after 1999. This is an oldies band now.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 03:57 AM   #11
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don't forget about the lamest part: nickelback opening

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:12 AM   #12
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:23 AM   #13
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:23 AM   #14
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ok

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:19 AM   #15
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We are we are we are so young, we're young we're young.

Seriously though, could BC have come up with a worse sounding tour name? Dude quit making little ironic jokes with yourself and actually promote yourself if you don't want people to laugh at you.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:31 AM   #16
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Chad will bring the awesome

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:46 AM   #17
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:08 AM   #18
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Dude quit making little ironic jokes with yourself and actually promote yourself if you don't want people to laugh at you.
The laughing hasn't really stopped since 2007 tho.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 08:17 AM   #19
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I'm sitting watching a little basketball and every commercial break: "THE SHINNNNNNNNNNYYYY AND OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO BRIGHT TOUR" ***
for real? I don't watch regular tv so I had no idea the commercial marketing for this tour is on this scale. anyone got a clip of what these ads look like?

that explains part of the insane ticket price lololol. egg chicken hmmmm

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:46 PM   #20
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The NBA network is pumping this spot harrrrrrrddd


 
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:51 PM   #21
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holy cow at least it goes with the overall SP marketing rule - break every rule there is, from a yearly changing font of even the band name (which cracks me up every time I see it, isn't the "brand" important to him? - that's branding 101 kindergarten level, you don't change the main font) to total design mishmash to amateur clip editing. nice!

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:54 PM   #22
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would you shut up.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 04:55 PM   #23
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@Pave Lol I know. I was loaded when I made this thread, but I do get a kick out of how they only feature ancient footage. I've literally never seen a promo for a current tour without at least some current clips spliced in

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:01 PM   #24
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[b]I've literally never seen a promo for a current tour without at least some current clips spliced in
you want them splicing in Oach DVD content? Plainsongs? 20th annaversary with jimmy?
They're expecting idiots who don't know better to buy tickets without doing their research.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:11 PM   #25
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Could have shown some footage from the Manson tour at least, as that is the current band sans James.

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 05:23 PM   #26
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The NBA network is pumping this spot harrrrrrrddd

this is the same clip they're playing on spotify, with my local show subbed in at the end of course

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:17 PM   #27
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No bald singer in the clip. Billy has to wear a whig to be recognised by the casual fan...

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 06:59 PM   #28
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No bald singer in the clip. Billy has to wear a whig to be recognised by the casual fan...



https://i.imgur.com/V7Oiig7.png

 
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Old 03-11-2018, 07:34 PM   #29
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omg billy <3333

 
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would you shut up.
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