Netphoria should have a mass suicide pact

[redbreegull]

margin

[redbreegull]

I was listening to this song by the great poet Blue Oyster Cult



It's about a biker gang who, realizing their glory days are over, pick teams out a bag and then have an epic war in the desert in which they slaughter each other.

I think this is probably the best choice for us here as well. Better to burn out, right?

"Then the wind whipped the desert with a giant hand
and the humans and the Harleys caught the shifting sand
and the old ranger weathered the storm
and he topped the rise by the middle of morn
he saw rippled dunes, calm and surreal
and the glint of a solitary shaft of chromium steel"

[redbreegull]

although I guess this technically isn't suicide, it's like a mass homicide pact

[redbreegull]

that's how the Jews at Masada did it. When the Romans penetrated the mountaintop fortress they found that its inhabitants had all picked up arms and massacred each other rather than submit.

[redbreegull]

just imagine whoever happens across our grisly field of battle, finding corpses in zero t-shirts strewn far and wide

[duovamp]

BOC appreciation thread?

BOC appreciation thread.

[MyOneAndOnly]

if you all kill yourselves I'll stick around and make sure there's someone to delete all the bots. but the last person out needs to make me a mod before they bite it

[redbreegull]

no man, the mods will peak the walls of our mountaintop fortress to find that after years of trying to destroy us, we left nothing for them

[redbreegull]

Buck Dharma is a seriously underrated guitarist. b0lly knows.

[Starla]

I've been listening to a lot of boc this past week, so the timing of this is kind of strange. It must be a sign. Sure, I'll join in.

[redbreegull]

maybe we should all meet at a BOC concert and do it at the encore

I've seen them a few times, they're still pretty good though Dharma and the other guitarist/singer are the only original members I think. I'm sure they've had a lot of interactions with weirdo fans over the years but probably never a ritualistic mass killing

[Starla]

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[Starla]

I'm sorry, that's awful. I didn't mean it.

[redbreegull]

starla who would raise your babby

[Starla]

N/M I realized it's not even funny now. I've backed out. You all go on without me. I'll keep you all in my prayers.

[redbreegull]

come on starla

[Lucky Day Spa]

i'm not

[Lucky Day Spa]

dexting

[duovamp]

I got pulled over for sexting and driving. :((((