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Old 10-22-2017, 03:50 PM   #1
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Default Eulogy for Eulogy

He was a good dude.









Still is, too. I think. He doesn't post much anymore.

As the prefix "eu-" comes from the Ancient Greek for "good or "well," " and the suffix "-logy" comes from the word for "word," "text," or "speech," nothing about a eulogy necessitates that the receiver be deceased, so instead, this is a birthday eulogy.



Please place good words/eulogies in this thread.

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 05:32 PM   #2
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i want the words 'mushroom and green olives' on my tombstone

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:35 PM   #3
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I want a tombstone like Johnny Ramone


 
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:39 PM   #4
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I want a tombstone like Tolstoy's.

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:49 PM   #5
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johnny ramone's tombstone plays guitar better than he did

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 08:59 PM   #6
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That's actually his bronze-covered corpse, too.

Right up there on the punk scale.

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:02 PM   #7
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That's fucking HEAVY.

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:16 PM   #8
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60 ton angel falls to the earth

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:25 PM   #9
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johnny ramone's tombstone plays guitar better than he did
The guy essentially created the sound for the genre. He's quite a brilliant guy too. I'm reading his memoir. He was into collecting baseball cards and memorabilia just like me. We actually had a lot in common.

Dudes a total pack-rat

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:35 PM   #10
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oh yeah you and johnny ramone, two brilliant outcast misfits on a rag-tag neighborhood kickball team for lovable degenerates with an 80s soundtrack

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:35 PM   #11
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glug glug glug

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 09:36 PM   #12
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Wasn't he also the most conservative member of the group as far as politics go, referred to as "The KKK" in that song?

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:12 PM   #13
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Tolstoy's tomb is a meadow.

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Tolstoy''s tomb >>>> Ramones tomb

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:13 PM   #14
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Also Tolstoy >>> Ramones

Just sayin'.

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:18 PM   #15
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I want a tomb like Pharoh Trump's.

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:24 PM   #16
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Citizen Trump

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:27 PM   #17
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hbd

we miss u

 
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Old 10-22-2017, 10:34 PM   #18
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this is caine walker

fuck

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 04:31 AM   #19
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I probably wouldn't want my family going into debt for an expensive box and rock to put over top of it as a death-day present.

Just give me a gift-card or something.

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 12:55 PM   #20
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I probably wouldn't want my family going into debt for an expensive box and rock to put over top of it as a death-day present.

Just give me a gift-card or something.
This is why my wish is to be cremated and then stirred into the drink of my enemy, like Nestle Quik.

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 01:01 PM   #21
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Didn't he become a lawyer?

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 01:10 PM   #22
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He became a pretty big Jimmy Eat World fan, I know that much.

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 01:42 PM   #23
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is fuzzy on his way to appreciating punk at age 30 and is GG Allin next so he can spin it into whining about sjw's

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 02:18 PM   #24
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fuzzy is definitely older than 30

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 02:20 PM   #25
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Tolstoy's tomb is a meadow.

<3

Tolstoy''s tomb >>>> Ramones tomb
I even like the Ramones, but comparing them to Tolstoy is like comparing year-old Halloween candy to a $200 steak

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 02:51 PM   #26
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Plus his grave is a meadow.

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:26 PM   #27
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fuzzy is definitely older than 30
I'm only 31 holmes.

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:30 PM   #28
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is fuzzy on his way to appreciating punk at age 30 and is GG Allin next so he can spin it into whining about sjw's
Yeah, I've been on a big Ramones kick. Have you watched the documentary End Of The Century? It's a helluva good watch. I've also read Marky Ramones memoir and I'm now half way through Johnny's.

I was totally ignorant about their history, but it's an incredible story. You essentially couldn't find any 4 guys who were more different.

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:33 PM   #29
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Last time I checked, 31 is definitely older than 30.

Just sayin'.

 
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Old 10-23-2017, 08:45 PM   #30
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For real.

 
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