Friday/Saturday drunk or otherwise thread

[yo soy el mejor]

i eat about 10 apples a year.

[cork_soaker]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Who else here enjoys apples that taste like something? I haven't eaten a red delicious in 10 years. I look forward to better apples

i eat an apple after lunch nearly every day. i love apples that are sweet and crisp. nothing green.

eating an apple on a sunny day whilst going for a walk is the best. this is how i try to enjoy my apples, weather and supplies permitting.

the farmer's market fujis here are of fairly reliable quality. occasionally heavenly, even. grocery stores tend to supply watery, apple-shaped flesh.

see above for my thoughts on apples.

[smashingjj]

i barely eat fruit these days. just loads of fat and sugar. i'm testing my theory that God wants me to be extremely handsome no matter what i do.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Nah he'll just quote some Bhagavad Gita at us puny mortals then carry on carrying on his fave carry ons

Done with the 'Gita. Took (sherezella!!) four fucking weeks to finish it. In a major reading slump. Hopefully Cormac's border trilogy cures it.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

i barely eat fruit these days. just loads of fat and sugar. i'm testing my theory that God wants me to be extremely handsome no matter what i do.

Fat and sugar? If tou rly want to test the Almighty (omnipotent omnipresent omniscient) you oughta load up on the meth andd heroin. put that Fucker to the test.

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

i eat an apple after lunch nearly every day. i love apples that are sweet and crisp. nothing green.

eating an apple on a sunny day whilst going for a walk is the best. this is how i try to enjoy my apples, weather and supplies permitting.

the farmer's market fujis here are of fairly reliable quality. occasionally heavenly, even. grocery stores tend to supply watery, apple-shaped flesh.

see above for my thoughts on apples.

I'm with you on the fujis. Those are reliably good. They've been less (and I know apples aren't in season anymore, ok) when organic than conventional at the local shoprite so I get those but they're not as tasty as large fujis from the azn market. They're the appliest apple for sure

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Fat and sugar? If tou rly want to test the Almighty (omnipotent omnipresent omniscient) you oughta load up on the meth andd heroin. put that Fucker to the test.

oh yeah and that. but in my country meth is kindergarten breakfast

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

i barely eat fruit these days. just loads of fat and sugar. i'm testing my theory that God wants me to be extremely handsome no matter what i do.

http://www.eastcoastconfections.com/.../thumb/202.jpg

[Elphenor]

Luv fruit gummies

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

You guys stoked for the new season of Better Call Saul?

I remember it was so highly anticipated around here, now everyones just like meh...

I missed the first episode of the new season, waiting till it gets updated on the OnDemand feature. Apparently Gustavo Fringe, the chicken brother is gonna be a main character in the new season which is absolutely fantastic. That character was great.

first episode is on amc.com

i like it a lot but it's suuper slow burning

[FlamingGlobes]

Haven't started season three yet, but I enjoyed the shit out of the first two seasons so much. I also happen to dig that slow-burning quality.

[Trotskilicious]

i want to watch it more than i do breaking bad

[reprise85]

i like breaking bad but it's definitely overrated. ain't no wire or sopranos or six feet under

[FlamingGlobes]

Breaking Bad was a once in a lifetime-type show for me. I have never been that invested in fictional characters on the small screen in my whole life. Sopranos is only marred by some mediocre latter season plots.

Never saw The Wire (or Six Feet Under). *dodges rotten fruit*

[freshfacedyouth]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

Gustavo Fringe, the chicken brother

what?

[freshfacedyouth]

when gus returns on BCS i'm definitely screaming aloud "oh my god, it's the chicken brother!"

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by reprise85

i like breaking bad but it's definitely overrated. ain't no wire or sopranos or six feet under

starting to think that i overrated the wire because it actually had black people in it, unlike every other tv show ever

[reprise85]

no it's good, especially seasons 1 and 4

[Trotskilicious]

season 4 is pretty majestic

only time i ever cared about kids in a fictional work, usually they are annoying symbols of innocence or something

[reprise85]

you know what's amazing and might crack the top tier is THE AMERICANS holy shit

i don't think i've ever watched a show where i bought the main characters more than this show, like philip and elizabeth really are deep russian spies i swear

[myosis]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

oh yeah and that. but in my country meth is kindergarten breakfast

oh is that what they put on those sprinkly thingies you spread on toast?

[myosis]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/73...4910f007b6.jpg

[LaBelle]

That looks wrong.

But good.

[Trotskilicious]

is that Quebecois regional oddity

[Disco King]

Quebec is a regional oddity.

[Disco King]

Anybody get that awkward feeling when you trade numbers with people while inebriated because you know you will never have a reason to contact each other ever again once you both sober up?

That's half of the contacts in my phone right now.

[Disco King]

But maybe I should ask "Russell" if he ever wants to grab a drink some time.

"Where do I know you from again? How'd you get my number?"

"I don't know. But do you want to drink?"

[LaBelle]

Yes. I went to a friend's show once (he was the drummer) and met their singer for the first time, we spent a lot of time chatting and ended up doing a funnel drinking competition, as we said goodbye he asked for my number saying he wanted to do that again some time.

Never heard from him again.

[Disco King]

How much longer can I sit in this bar alone on my phone pretending I'm waiting for a friend before the server realizes that nobody is coming for me and I have no other plans for tonight than what I'm doing right now?

It's been an hour now.

[Trotskilicious]

the only thought they have about you is "why are you filling my table"