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12-01-2017, 11:30 AM | #4711 |
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I just woke from a super ridiculous dream. It had several stages. First I was on the campus of Harvard, gliding over lush grasses, levitating a couple of inches above ground. Then I was lost in some old European city. Then I was standing in front of Madame Zuzus with Widow Bake My Mind playing on invisible loudspeakers. All of a sudden Monte appears in a wheelchair pushed by his wife (WTF). Finally I am standing by a snowfield where two huskies are going apeshit (it was snowing in summertime) rolling and frolicking and gliding on the snow.
This is what happens when I quit weed lol. |
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12-01-2017, 11:31 AM | #4712 |
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why'd you quit weed?
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12-01-2017, 11:31 AM | #4713 |
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...just out of curiosity?
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12-01-2017, 12:00 PM | #4714 |
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1. I lost two jobs in the last three months so I am pretty penniless.
2. Need to find a job so my urine must be clean. 4. It exacerbates my pereodintitis and makes my throat ache where I used to have a grey spot on my left tonsil. 3. I have made some huge mistakes this year and some people took (Carcharoth) advantage of this to humiliate me. When I smoke weed now I can't enjoy it; I just obsess over all the bad things in my life. My head is pretty fucked these days. It sucks. I am a massive stoner. But it was a long time coming and very necessary. Someday, however, I shall return to fields of green. |
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12-01-2017, 12:02 PM | #4715 |
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when was the first time you smoked?
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12-01-2017, 12:42 PM | #4716 |
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2000. I was 17. But I didn't get high until the third time I tried, in 2002.
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12-01-2017, 12:48 PM | #4717 |
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nice. someone offered it to me ~2 weeks back, but I didn't take it lol. Weird, considering I've always been very curious and wanted to try it. meh, later, I guess.
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12-01-2017, 01:11 PM | #4718 | |
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Quote:
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12-01-2017, 01:12 PM | #4719 |
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aren't you watching Coco rn? xD
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12-01-2017, 01:43 PM | #4720 |
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What is that?
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12-01-2017, 01:53 PM | #4721 |
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A movie
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12-01-2017, 01:53 PM | #4722 |
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a movie.
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12-01-2017, 01:54 PM | #4723 |
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12-01-2017, 01:55 PM | #4724 |
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12-01-2017, 01:56 PM | #4725 |
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12-01-2017, 02:24 PM | #4726 |
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12-01-2017, 02:30 PM | #4727 |
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12-01-2017, 02:46 PM | #4728 | |
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Quote:
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12-01-2017, 02:48 PM | #4729 |
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12-01-2017, 02:49 PM | #4730 |
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Coco looks good. I shall download it.
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12-01-2017, 02:54 PM | #4731 |
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12-01-2017, 02:54 PM | #4732 |
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12-01-2017, 02:59 PM | #4733 |
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Have you seen Blades of Glory?
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12-01-2017, 03:20 PM | #4734 |
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Yes. I resemble the Napoleon Dynamite actor, Heder I think?
Tall goofy awkward dorky with permanent nasal congestion. Life is suffering, alas! |
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12-01-2017, 03:21 PM | #4735 |
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12-01-2017, 04:01 PM | #4736 |
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Yeah they are both really funny. First time I watched ND I ate shrooms. The scene in which Napoleon throws a squash at his uncle's windshield and then gets chashd, climbs a fence and falls down the other side... I laughed so hard I fell off the chair I was enthroned upon.
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12-01-2017, 04:02 PM | #4737 |
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That was in 2004. You were a toddler.
Hehe. |
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12-01-2017, 04:04 PM | #4738 |
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Heheheh yeah xD
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12-01-2017, 04:04 PM | #4739 |
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ND FTW!
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12-01-2017, 04:22 PM | #4740 |
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Oh shit so you're the 16 year old?
Finally I'm not the youngest on here! |
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