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12-17-2017, 12:17 AM | #1 |
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I just tossed a piece of firewood in the fire and...
a little sliver went straight up my pinky finger, beneath the finger nail. I can't get the fucking thing out as it's buried beneath the nail and it hurts in a weird way.
not sure what to do... It can't be good if that shit heals in there. But what am I supposed to do? rip off the entire nail? |
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12-17-2017, 12:45 AM | #2 |
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Soak your finger in gasoline or diesel fuel for 20 minutes. After the soak, burn off any residual fuel with a match or lighter. Any possible contaminants or infection will burn off and you'll be good as new.
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12-17-2017, 01:31 AM | #3 |
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I'll toss a piece of wood in your fire, fuzzy.
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12-17-2017, 03:49 AM | #4 |
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A serious answer:
How to Remove a Deep Splinter Under the Fingernail Items you will need Warm water Small bowl 1 tbsp. aking soda Rubbing alcohol Fine-tipped tweezers Fingernail clippers Sterile bandage A splinter is any foreign body that becomes embedded under the skin. Splinters should be removed as soon as possible to decrease inflammation and reduce the risk of infection. Splinters that occur under the fingernail are particularly painful because there are many nerve endings in this area. Typically these splinters are removed by a health-care professional who will anesthetize the finger; however, a splinter under the fingernail that is not completely embedded in the skin can be removed at home. Soak the finger for 10 minutes in a small bowl of warm water and 1 tbsp. of baking soda. Wash your hands with soap and water and dry thoroughly. Clean the tweezers and fingernail clippers with rubbing alcohol and allow them to dry. Trim the nail where the splinter is located to allow better access. Clip a "V" shape in the nail, with the point of the V positioned over the end of the splinter. Gently pull the skin at the end of the finger away from the fingernail. Grasp the end of the splinter firmly with the tweezers and slowly pull the splinter out. Place a sterile adhesive bandage over the tip of the finger. Keep the finger covered, except during cleaning, until the skin is healed. Tip Do not attempt to remove a splinter that is completely under the skin -- seek medical attention. https://healthyliving.azcentral.com/...-12586198.html |
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12-17-2017, 04:07 AM | #5 |
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you drunk fuzz?
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12-17-2017, 09:20 AM | #6 |
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That's a mental image I did not need.
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12-17-2017, 10:16 AM | #7 |
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12-17-2017, 10:17 AM | #8 |
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fuzzy hasn't responded to this thread. I think it's safe to say he died from complications whilst trying to remove said splinter.
My money is on he passed out into the fireplace. |
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12-17-2017, 10:20 AM | #9 |
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Hopefully he went to the doctor, tbh.
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12-17-2017, 10:22 AM | #10 |
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Does fuzzy believe in medicine?
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12-17-2017, 11:03 AM | #11 |
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You could contract cancer because of this. Go to the doctor.
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12-17-2017, 11:28 AM | #12 | |
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I wonder why I can't find an ounce of empathy. oh wait. snowflake has a boo-boo, oh no! |
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12-17-2017, 11:44 AM | #13 |
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Ironically, Steve Bannon looks like he's suffering from sort of infection and has been sitting a little too close to heat sources lately.
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12-17-2017, 01:13 PM | #14 |
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that's definitely not ironic!
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12-17-2017, 01:21 PM | #15 |
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Would you say it's iconic?
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12-17-2017, 01:28 PM | #16 |
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i wouldn't say it's not
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12-17-2017, 02:50 PM | #17 |
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FUZZWAD UR FATHER HURTS IN A WEIRD WAY
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12-17-2017, 02:59 PM | #18 |
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Is the pinky the gayest finger?
I'm sorry if i'm being offensive, it was an honest thought that went through my head today. |
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12-17-2017, 03:25 PM | #19 |
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it depends on where you put it
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12-17-2017, 03:27 PM | #20 |
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That was exactly the answer I was looking for and I didn't even know it!
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12-17-2017, 04:07 PM | #21 |
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I think we all know which is the gayest "finger." Why do you think true men only watch lesbian porn?
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12-17-2017, 04:12 PM | #22 |
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Most porn (probably something like 90%) is produced for men.
So "lesbian" porn typically don't ******* lesbians in them. Just something to think about. |
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12-17-2017, 04:46 PM | #23 |
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So all the porn I've been watching has been a... lie?! Ashes and dust! staggers off to find the nearest gallows |
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12-17-2017, 04:48 PM | #24 |
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Fuzzy we've been fooled.
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12-17-2017, 04:56 PM | #25 |
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If it was real lesbians doing porn for lesbians. I might be into that.
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12-17-2017, 06:01 PM | #26 |
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you wouldn't be able to see very much!
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12-17-2017, 06:02 PM | #27 |
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but i understand what you're saying and find how very obvious their faking is to be a huge turn off
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12-17-2017, 06:09 PM | #28 |
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Thanks Corgans bluff for the advice. I'll have to try that.
It doesn't hurt anymore though, I think I got most of it out. Would it really be that bad if I didn't get it completely out? |
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12-17-2017, 06:23 PM | #29 |
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Wha do you need 10 fingers for anyway?
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12-17-2017, 06:23 PM | #30 |
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Before people correct me saying "people have 20 fingers"
TOES DON'T COUNT! |
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