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Old 07-30-2020, 11:17 PM   #1
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Old 07-31-2020, 03:36 AM   #2
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Old 07-31-2020, 08:35 AM   #4
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Old 07-31-2020, 08:42 AM   #5
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Old 07-31-2020, 09:25 AM   #6
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He's also transgender, according to YouTube

 
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Old 08-04-2020, 09:13 AM   #8
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Old 08-04-2020, 11:41 AM   #9
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ABOUT JONATHAN MONTE



Jonathan Monte is a highly sought-after personal development and life transformation strategist, speaker, philosopher, author, and life coach who has helped countless people transform their lives through his one-on-one coaching, events and online programs. Through his lifetime of personal experience, wisdom and his unique perspective, he has developed powerful, practical and proven methods which allow his students to overcome their blocks, reclaim their freedom and achieve the life they desire.



As a teenager, Jonathan suffered from extreme depression, confusion, alcoholism, suicidal and homicidal thoughts. He was emotionally, physically and spiritually bankrupt, and felt hopeless and powerless to change his lifeís painful direction. He was barely hanging on, and suicide seemed like the only option. Fortunately, one of his college professors reached out to him and opened his eyes to the possibility that he might be able to turn his life around. With that small glimmer of hope, Jonathan convinced himself that he would transform his life.



At the age of 18, Jonathan began attending 12-step meetings, intensively worked with a therapist, and started to rigorously study everything he could about personal development and the human condition. From his own personal experiences, observations, and understanding, he discovered the underlying patterns and conditions which caused the problems that himself and other people often suffer from. Through experimentation, he methodically applied what he learned, and ultimately discovered the universal solutions to our common problems and the keys for unlocking our personal freedom and power. This became an entire process which he successfully used to completely transform his life.



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Through his program, coaching, and events, Jonathan has been impacting and transforming the lives of countless others for more than 23 years. He has created a movement and is leading a new generation, filled with courage, purpose, open-mindedness and love. With everything Jonathan does, he strives to help people transform their lives, move the human race forward, and to foster a positive shift in the global consciousness.



DEAR FRIENDS,


You deserve to live an amazing life, full of happiness, purpose and fulfillment. However, I understand just how painfully frustrating life can be when we feel unsatisfied, like weíre missing something, when we want to create a better life for ourselves, but weíre unsure of where to begin or how to make it happen. I spent years studying our human behavior and working with others before I finally unlocked the answers and discovered the solutions to the underlying problems so many of us face. The strategies and process Iíve developed and followed has not only transformed my life, but the lives of countless others as well.



It has been an honor and a privilege to share my unique experience, my strategies and process, and watch so many others transform their lives. I am continuously inspired by my studentís success, the extraordinary lives they now experience, and their powerful example of the possibilities that exist when we take action and follow this process.



We are experiencing a new and exciting phase of mankindís evolution. More and more of us are realizing that we have the power to overcome whatever blocks are holding us back, rediscover ourselves and create the life weíve always dreamed of. I believe that when we awaken to the limitless reality we have in front of us and transform our lives that we can also make a significant difference in the lives of others. Together, we can move the human race forward and foster a positive shift in the global consciousness. If youíre ready to transform your life then I invite you to take action and begin your journey.



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Old 08-04-2020, 11:46 AM   #10
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Old 08-04-2020, 11:56 AM   #11
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i ucht your dad's dorf last night

 
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Old 08-04-2020, 12:08 PM   #12
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I guess that's OK as long as you didn't mess with his dieter.

 
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Old 08-04-2020, 12:09 PM   #13
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ram pls change my name to "normal and natural"



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Old 08-04-2020, 12:10 PM   #14
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i one-star'd this thread

it was me

& would you like to know why?

 
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Old 08-04-2020, 12:22 PM   #15
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you don't seem to understand the difference between bottom and power bottom

 
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Old 08-04-2020, 12:26 PM   #16
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Joey: I had a feeling this was true and yes pls do tell.

Sophie: Pls calm down first. OK now asplain.





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Old 08-04-2020, 12:29 PM   #17
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Old 08-04-2020, 12:34 PM   #18
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Old 08-04-2020, 12:35 PM   #19
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damn i just found out i can't rep myself



 
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Old 08-04-2020, 03:21 PM   #20
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monte probably just once or twice thought, “i want to die” or “i hope everyone at my high school dies” and, due to LDS shame, immediately cried to the nearest adult that he has suicidal and homicidal thoughts.

 
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Old 08-04-2020, 03:43 PM   #21
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What you don't know, brosephus, is that Jonathan Monte went to an all-Mormon academy, surrounded by potato farms and alpaca ranches, where he was the star athlete and seminal stud.


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Old 08-05-2020, 06:57 AM   #24
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I have experience managing web/marketing professionals and have been responsible for developing and implementing the overall web, marketing & brand strategies.

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Old 08-05-2020, 07:07 AM   #25
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Pshaw! They are both losers compared to Jonathan Monte (currently featured in VoyageLA magazine):


"Just on the other side of our perception exists a limitless reality, that we can awaken to, which will transform our lives and allow us to experience our purpose, personal fulfillment, inner peace and love, all in a deeper and more meaningful way."

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Old 08-05-2020, 11:03 AM   #27
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Can anyone tell me who the fuck jonathan monte is? And what is hisconnection wit dp?

 
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Old 08-05-2020, 11:20 AM   #28
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Is it just FoolofaTook, or does this thread seem pretty gay?

 
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