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12-04-2017, 07:20 PM | #4771 |
Minion of Satan
Location: An oasis of horror in a desert of boredom
Posts: 7,742
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I had that multiple times with my old boss, sucks
All day long you're wondering: shit, am i a no call/no show right now? Is she gonna say she never got the text? Oh no I'm ruined!!!! But most likely she saw it and was just busy, right? |
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12-04-2017, 08:03 PM | #4772 |
Minion of Satan
Posts: 6,781
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Repetition did nothing to diminish the sense of mystery?
The only solution is to come in with a $10 prepay card and tell her there's no shame in running out of credit. |
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12-06-2017, 03:55 PM | #4773 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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i spent like 500 hours on this paper and the fucking conclusion is what is killing me i've spent like 10 hours on it and barely got anywhere
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12-06-2017, 03:58 PM | #4774 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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What happened to the plagiarised one?
Sorry if you already mentioned this. |
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12-06-2017, 04:11 PM | #4775 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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they took it down after i proved it was mine and threatened them with university legal services
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12-06-2017, 04:13 PM | #4776 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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there's a woman next to me in the computer lab right now using a plagiarism checker and it's showing her shit is only 59% original lol she done plagiarized. she's changing words trying to make it work but not getting anywhere. write your own paper, motherfucker
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12-06-2017, 04:30 PM | #4777 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
Posts: 11,358
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Haha
At my uni we have a plagiarism checker for computer science stuff. It's scary, it basically looks at the assembly code (v deep shit, it doesn't care about variable names or line order) of everyone's projects and compares them. I mean, I imagine most people cheat, or work with friends, or whatever, because CS is hard. |
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12-06-2017, 04:38 PM | #4778 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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that's pretty nuts i've never thought about that before
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12-06-2017, 05:02 PM | #4779 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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I have gotten away with it but I had to rewrite everything. Basically hella transliteration.
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12-06-2017, 05:03 PM | #4780 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Lol no that's not it.
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12-06-2017, 05:03 PM | #4781 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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I meant paraphrasing.
Christ on a cross. |
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12-06-2017, 06:03 PM | #4782 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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i think i'm done with my paper. gonna sit on it overnight before submitting. have a test in 90 mins. and then i am D O N E W I T H S C H O O L
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12-06-2017, 06:08 PM | #4783 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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4 Ever?
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12-06-2017, 06:30 PM | #4784 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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hopefully until like august
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12-06-2017, 07:19 PM | #4785 |
dumb
Location: $8.6 million embezzled funds
Posts: 11,358
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i'm meeting with my group for my software engineering project now. (and shitposting on phoria)
in a few hours, i'm done with this. so hype. gonna blast some jellybelly driving back |
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12-06-2017, 07:30 PM | #4786 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Lol ram and his jellybelly.
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12-06-2017, 07:32 PM | #4787 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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HEY GUYS I AM ABOUT TO GET HIRE MAYBE
safeway called (not mitchells store another one thank god). they will drug test (mouth swab and do a background check. the manager said the check will be done on the spot. does that mean its only statewide? Can they do nationwide that quick? O god i am so close!!! |
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12-06-2017, 08:22 PM | #4788 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
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I mouth-swabbed yer mom.
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12-06-2017, 08:24 PM | #4789 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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NICE ONE BUT I AM SWITCHING TO DILFS/FILFS
GET WITH THE PROGRAM |
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12-06-2017, 08:25 PM | #4790 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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O god i need this job so bad...
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12-06-2017, 08:26 PM | #4791 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
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...is what yer mom said!
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12-06-2017, 08:27 PM | #4792 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
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Srsly though, good luck, we're all counting on you.
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12-06-2017, 08:55 PM | #4793 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Thank you. I need it so bad. Being broke and worthless blows so hard.
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12-06-2017, 09:01 PM | #4794 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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oh come on too easy
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12-06-2017, 09:03 PM | #4795 |
Socialphobic
Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate
Posts: 14,679
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12-06-2017, 09:38 PM | #4796 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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12-06-2017, 10:58 PM | #4797 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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Quote:
so you're hired if you pass both, then? probably you're good. i mean i am one to talk it must SUCK having to explain your felonies but it seems like if they find out you lied that will always be the end, whereas if they look past it when they hire you you don't have to worry about it |
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12-06-2017, 11:03 PM | #4798 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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btw my test was easy and i bought this for my professor and he liked it:
http://www.shopplasticland.com/store.../P50202000.jpg he always weaves cultural productions into his lectures and i thought the pink floyd pun was really appropriate. i dont generally buy anything for profs of course but he's such a cool dude and i just really wanted to. he also wrote me a letter of recommendation, but i mean i didnt get gifts for the other people who did. i've mentioned him here before, his wife murdered his mother in 2014 (lots of news articles and an episode of some crime show also) and i feel bad for the dude. probably just me having wishful thinking but he seems less sad now than he did when i first met him a year ago. poor guy. |
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12-07-2017, 10:31 AM | #4799 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,215
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Heh that mug is funny.
Yesterday I had a weird walk. I went up Creek a couple of miles to this park. It was 9 pm and usually no one is there. lots of fog below freezing. i went up by the dam and then noticed flashlights in the park below. they crossed the bridge over the creek cutting my retreat off. the area is pretty isolated and i didn't want to meet them. ran down a dirt road for maybe half a mile and hid behind some trees. (Lol) two dudes passes by with a dog. i returned and maybe a mile back down the trail a cop comes driving up. asks me if my car is parked in the park. i said no. he asks me if i've seen anyone. i snitched (heh). We parted in peace. at the end of the trail where it runs back into town there was a big pentagram spray painted in white with 666. It wasn't there two hours before when i passed by. i was listening to burzum. |
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12-07-2017, 10:47 AM | #4800 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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damn, sounds scary
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