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Old 10-08-2017, 06:15 PM   #11701
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You typed all that on your phone?

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 06:25 PM   #11702
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Yea, it took like 15 minutes.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 06:44 PM   #11703
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ok. please show some more commitment next time. I will let this one slide. Joeri smashingjj, netphoria news, signing off. back to you, erica.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 06:47 PM   #11704
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For the record I was pretty rude but fuck I felt she needed to know how the pile up of falsehoods felt. I'm sorry I said that, I'm very lucky to have her and am trying very very hard. Few of you understand the level of exhaustion, nerves, and hormones I'm experiencing and that was too much to handle for me today. I know how good I've been doing and how safe she is so whatever, topic closed.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 06:51 PM   #11705
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Ok.

I still want to fight someone tho.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 06:51 PM   #11706
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Anyone will do. Well weak and small preferably.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 07:51 PM   #11707
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im pretty thin

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 09:00 PM   #11708
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I've changed my mind. I want fuzzy's head. On a platter.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 09:05 PM   #11709
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Went on a date today. It was p. coll

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 11:48 PM   #11710
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She's fed and changed all the time and I don't think I've actually slept in a couple months. I'm prescribed that dose of medication, also..
You are not prescribed xanax, kpin and thc candy. You are just slowly reverting back your drug-addict ways and excusing your behavior. Yours isn't the only life to fuck up now, though.

I'm a mandated reported for DCFS. I will report this bullshit, forreal.

 
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Old 10-08-2017, 11:53 PM   #11711
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is that your tiny image in left wearing the white hoodie or whatever?

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:19 AM   #11712
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So I met socialist jewish weed girl at the national gallery at 12 pm. Like usual I was a bit shy at first but she is outgoing and silly and I felt very comfortable with her very quickly. We seemed to strike up a rapport right away, teasing each other and making a lot of stupid jokes about the art. I also brought her a slice of pumpkin bread which I baked yesterday and she thought it was cute. I wasn't sure if this would work, but LaBelle told me to go for it and she did not steer me wrong.

We walked for awhile and then got coffee, and she asked if she could kiss me. I said she definitely should and then we kind of made out in the museum cafe. We talked for a long time and then checked out the second building. We still had 2 hours to kill so we found a secluded corner of the sculpture garden and sat on a rock facing a Chagal mosaic. It was so romantic I could puke. We talked a lot and discovered we are very similar in a lot of ways, beyond being socialist weed jews. I think we both sensed an immediate trust between us, and I was surprised how much both of us opened up for having just met each other.

Then we made out a lot more. She kissed the living fuck out of me to be specific. She is a really good kisser. Before I knew it the 2 hours were up and she had to go meet her friend who was coming into town. She invited me to her apartment on Tuesday night for dinner though and I am p. sure that means sex stuff

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Old 10-09-2017, 12:20 AM   #11713
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What do you think?

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Old 10-09-2017, 12:21 AM   #11714
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:45 AM   #11715
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wow strong bonnie

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:46 AM   #11716
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nothing you say will make taking "xanax, kpin and thc candy" while being responsible for a baby a good thing

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:49 AM   #11717
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Nothing you say will make you a good thing either, Laurren

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:51 AM   #11718
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Multiple netpho members could listen to baby did a bad, bad thing and remember how they did you

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:54 AM   #11719
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I wasn't sure if this would work, but LaBelle told me to go for it and she did not steer me wrong.
o rly?

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:56 AM   #11720
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haha ok, in fairness yes, teh b0lly told me to go for it first. I sidelined him just there because of my privileging of a female opinion. sorry mate

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:58 AM   #11721
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IT'S OK I DON'T BLAME YOU LOOK WHERE MY TIPS HAVE GOTTEN ME LOL JOKE'S ON ME

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 12:59 AM   #11722
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you should try bringing a woman some baked goods

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:02 AM   #11723
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I am a swine

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:02 AM   #11724
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:39 AM   #11725
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is that your tiny image in left wearing the white hoodie or whatever?
nah i think that's a guy on the television

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So I met socialist jewish weed girl at the national gallery at 12 pm. Like usual I was a bit shy at first but she is outgoing and silly and I felt very comfortable with her very quickly. We seemed to strike up a rapport right away, teasing each other and making a lot of stupid jokes about the art. I also brought her a slice of pumpkin bread which I baked yesterday and she thought it was cute. I wasn't sure if this would work, but LaBelle told me to go for it and she did not steer me wrong.

We walked for awhile and then got coffee, and she asked if she could kiss me. I said she definitely should and then we kind of made out in the museum cafe. We talked for a long time and then checked out the second building. We still had 2 hours to kill so we found a secluded corner of the sculpture garden and sat on a rock facing a Chagal mosaic. It was so romantic I could puke. We talked a lot and discovered we are very similar in a lot of ways, beyond being socialist weed jews. I think we both sensed an immediate trust between us, and I was surprised how much both of us opened up for having just met each other.

Then we made out a lot more. She kissed the living fuck out of me to be specific. She is a really good kisser. Before I knew it the 2 hours were up and she had to go meet her friend who was coming into town. She invited me to her apartment on Tuesday night for dinner though and I am p. sure that means sex stuff

this is adorable. best of luck with the sex stuff

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:40 AM   #11726
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i don't think i like kids as much as everyone else

i can't blame anyone for using drugs to escape from the stress of raising a child. i don't think that necessarily fucks them up, especially if you're smart and you can still take care of them, with the edge off

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:57 AM   #11727
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I've changed my mind. I want fuzzy's head. On a platter.
Empty calories.

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:33 AM   #11728
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i don't think i like kids as much as everyone else

i can't blame anyone for using drugs to escape from the stress of raising a child. i don't think that necessarily fucks them up, especially if you're smart and you can still take care of them, with the edge off
I love her a lot. And I don't consider a few weak candies any worse than a beer or two. They're equally legal here too. And my prescriptions are given to me under doctors care. If I don't take them I over-worry about her welfare. Pot isn't a drug to me anyway, but it's still something I've largely given up. I was never incapacitated to a dangerous point, just a little sleepy. But I decided it isn't worth it cuz it's hard enough to get up every 1.5-4 hours, all day. Including that day. Nothing bad happened or will.

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:34 AM   #11729
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aww good for you rbg!


lol socialist weed jews

 
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Old 10-09-2017, 08:21 AM   #11730
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LaBelle told me to go for it and she did not steer me wrong.
I will be waiting for my paycheck.

 
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