how's everyone been doing?

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by reprise85

be careful my bro

it's out of my hands now

[Bread Regal]

that's not an ominous statement at all

[Bread Regal]

is it ED related (you don't have to answer)

[MyOneAndOnly]

ok

it's not completely out of my hands but i'm trying to be dramatic

[MyOneAndOnly]

yeah. not eating.

[reprise85]

well i guess food is literally not in your hands

[reprise85]

seriously dude hit me up on FB if you want to talk

[MyOneAndOnly]

how i feel


http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/...ack-helena.gif

[buzzard]

You need to lower your standards and the food will come to you.

[redbreegull]

there is a chance I might get my guitar back so I am happy about that

but otherwise my head is killing me and I feel like poopy

[vixnix]

poopy...or shipoopi?

[Santa]

time travelin'

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

Yes, and are you kidding, we'll never be able to buy a house. It's my girlfriend's dad's house, which his aunt was living in the last years of her life. We're doing reasonably well for money and can splurge a little if we want to.

Go to the Bledisloe! Wish I could.

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand

i am relapsing! Wooo hooo! life is great!

Know these feels You should talk to someone

[vixnix]

Originally Posted by Santa

time travelin'

don't make 'em like they used to

[buzzard]

Originally Posted by vixnix

Go to the Bledisloe! Wish I could.

As soon as I start to care again, we'll probably lose a game.

[vixnix]

Ok so that ship has sailed, please commence your caring immediately

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I feel like poppy

[Elphenor]

I'm p okay actually thanks for asking OP

my problems have become concretely financial and my job is killin me but I have no personal type problems and am actually happy in that aspect of my life for now

I have a trip planned to Austin with my gf 2 weeks from now which should be great

[Elphenor]

Sometimes your shitty job wears so much it's difficult to have time to look for a better one and I can't afford much time off

[teh b0lly!!1]

i'm not sure punk school approves of you being happy.

one giant disaster coming right up.

[Elphenor]

Well I'm just OK

Let's not get crazy and throw around words like "happy"

[Elphenor]

*strikes a power chord*

*makes a face*

[Cool As Ice Cream]

did you get new clothes?

[cork_soaker]

yes but these pants are defective, i fear

there a wocket in my pocket

[teh b0lly!!1]

think your life is bad?

enter ancient Persian torturous killing techniques

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Method[edit]
The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.[1]
Historical descriptions[edit]
The Persians outvie all other barbarians in the horrid cruelty of their punishments, employing tortures that are peculiarly terrible and long-drawn, namely the ‘boats’ and sewing men up in raw hides. But what is meant by the ‘boats,’ I must now explain for the benefit of less well informed readers. Two boats are joined together one on top of the other, with holes cut in them in such a way that the victim’s head, hands, and feet only are left outside. Within these boats the man to be punished is placed lying on his back, and the boats then nailed together with bolts. Next they pour a mixture of milk and honey into the wretched man's mouth, till he is filled to the point of nausea, smearing his face, feet, and arms with the same mixture, and so leave him exposed to the sun. This is repeated every day, the effect being that flies, wasps, and bees, attracted by the sweetness, settle on his face and all such parts of him as project outside the boats, and miserably torment and sting the wretched man. Moreover his belly, distended as it is with milk and honey, throws off liquid excrements, and these putrefying breed swarms of worms, intestinal and of all sorts. Thus the victim lying in the boats, his flesh rotting away in his own filth and devoured by worms, dies a lingering and horrible death.
— Zonaras, Annals[2]
[The king] decreed that Mithridates should be put to death in boats; which execution is after the following manner: Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lay down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, they offer him food, and if he refuse to eat it, they force him to do it by pricking his eyes; then, after he has eaten, they drench him with a mixture of milk and honey, pouring it not only into his mouth, but all over his face. They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed. When the man is manifestly dead, the uppermost boat being taken off, they find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired.
— Plutarch, Life of Artaxerxes[3]

this may just be the most fucked up thing i have ever read in my life

[cork_soaker]

personally i love to boat

[myosis]

i found out my ex went back with her ex... whom she never really talked about during these past 4 years.
so it seems she didn't really need to be alone for very long.
was she still pained about that guy the whole time?
i feel our relationship was somewhat a lie.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by myosis

i found out my ex went back with her ex... whom she never really talked about during these past 4 years.
so it seems she didn't really need to be alone for very long.
was she still pained about that guy the whole time?
i feel our relationship was somewhat a lie.

go put some eggs in her mailbox. you'll feel a lot better.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

think your life is bad?

enter ancient Persian torturous killing techniques

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism



this may just be the most fucked up thing i have ever read in my life

this is the worst torture technique imo, out of all the one's i've read. and i've read a LOT

[redbreegull]

guys it is official, my guitar is on a plane headed for the united states RN

it will be intercepted in san jose by my buddy's girlfriend, who is going to ship it to me at a much lower cost than from israel

it's fucking happening you motherfuckers, it's all lining up