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02-10-2015, 09:09 AM | #91 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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and every gay is a hobbit.
i would like to add my vote to ilp's nomination of the eulogy and trots. what fire! what passion! what sweat! ah! I quiver with ancticipation at the ecstacy about to be unleash when these two sexy beasts collide in a maelstrom of muscular spasms! |
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02-10-2015, 09:12 AM | #92 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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personally, i lust after whatcolor, but ya''l know that already.
stud muffin stallion supreme and sonic johnny. we could listen to burzum and cut ourselves. hott. |
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02-10-2015, 09:12 AM | #93 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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with reprise i would just cuddle. she is sweet.
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02-10-2015, 09:27 AM | #94 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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02-10-2015, 09:28 AM | #95 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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take a compliment, bonnie.
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02-10-2015, 09:33 AM | #96 | |
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And they need the proper themesong: |
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02-10-2015, 09:35 AM | #97 |
huh
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None of these would be blind dates
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02-10-2015, 10:46 AM | #98 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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do you close your eyes when you kiss me?
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02-10-2015, 11:07 AM | #99 |
Braindead
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Wait is mars gay too?
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02-10-2015, 11:07 AM | #100 |
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My next imaginary bit of matchmaking:
bye june and LaBelle According to the posts in this thread both of them are male? I would set them up just to find out the truth because if both of them are male I need to turn in my sex perceptiveness card because I have no aptitude in that. |
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02-10-2015, 02:38 PM | #101 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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02-10-2015, 04:31 PM | #102 |
Socialphobic
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02-10-2015, 04:41 PM | #103 | |
Socialphobic
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02-10-2015, 04:41 PM | #104 |
Braindead
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poke the bear, POKE THE BEAR
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02-10-2015, 04:42 PM | #105 |
Braindead
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poke poke poke
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02-10-2015, 04:42 PM | #106 |
Braindead
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jerry's ray i hope you are cowering somewhere MUAHAHA
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02-10-2015, 04:43 PM | #107 |
Braindead
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And I would totally listen to Penetrance
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02-10-2015, 04:54 PM | #108 |
Braindead
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02-10-2015, 04:56 PM | #109 |
Virgo
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i'm imagining that penetrance sounds exactly like this
trip metal? |
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02-10-2015, 04:58 PM | #110 |
Braindead
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i wanted to suggest bonnie and bon-sor so we could call them bonsie
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02-10-2015, 04:59 PM | #111 |
Braindead
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but now bonnie swore off men and i don't blame her
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02-10-2015, 05:00 PM | #112 |
Virgo
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02-10-2015, 06:06 PM | #113 |
Minion of Satan
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This would have been a lot better if he'd shredded in between.
His karate is better than his playing. I would like to master both. |
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02-10-2015, 06:18 PM | #114 |
Demi-God
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02-10-2015, 06:19 PM | #115 |
Demi-God
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02-10-2015, 06:22 PM | #116 |
Minion of Satan
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Speaking of dates.
7 years ago today, this: http://s25.postimg.org/63wxfn5nz/Photo_1110.jpg i unintentionally look like a smug fuck in this pic, i always hated that about it. |
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02-10-2015, 06:24 PM | #117 |
Minion of Satan
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I guess this wasn't REALLY a date but we weren't an item at the start of that day and we did go places like you would on a date (there we're in Quebec's National Library)
I remember some idiot sitting at a table ahead of us got really mad because they left their laptop unattended for like 10 mins and when they came back it was gone. He just went on a tirade at no one in particular,wanting to let us all know about his outrage, perhaps expecting the culprit was still around and would fess up. "Geez sorry dude, i did it, i should have realised this was wrong" We had a laugh at his stupidity for assuming you could leave a laptop unattended for ten minutes anywhere in a city and not have it stolen. We agreed he looked like a perfectly privileged upper middle class college student whose dad could probably get him another. That's when we realised we both liked to judge (and make fun of) people and knew we were meant for each other. |
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02-10-2015, 06:24 PM | #118 |
Braindead
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LMFAO that picture is best being giant, don't any of you complain
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02-10-2015, 06:25 PM | #119 |
Braindead
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and TEB your picture is totally fucking adorable, is that your girlfriend?
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02-10-2015, 08:04 PM | #120 |
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