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Old 02-10-2015, 09:09 AM   #91
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and every gay is a hobbit.

i would like to add my vote to ilp's nomination of the eulogy and trots.

what fire! what passion! what sweat! ah! I quiver with ancticipation at the ecstacy about to be unleash when these two sexy beasts collide in a maelstrom of muscular spasms!

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 09:12 AM   #92
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personally, i lust after whatcolor, but ya''l know that already.

stud muffin stallion supreme

and sonic johnny. we could listen to burzum and cut ourselves. hott.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 09:12 AM   #93
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with reprise i would just cuddle. she is sweet.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 09:27 AM   #94
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This is a weird thing to hear from you of all people
is it?

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 09:28 AM   #95
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take a compliment, bonnie.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 09:33 AM   #96
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and every gay is a hobbit.

i would like to add my vote to ilp's nomination of the eulogy and trots.

what fire! what passion! what sweat! ah! I quiver with ancticipation at the ecstacy about to be unleash when these two sexy beasts collide in a maelstrom of muscular spasms!
Yes!
And they need the proper themesong:


 
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Old 02-10-2015, 09:35 AM   #97
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None of these would be blind dates

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 10:46 AM   #98
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do you close your eyes when you kiss me?

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 11:07 AM   #99
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Wait is mars gay too?

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 11:07 AM   #100
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My next imaginary bit of matchmaking:

bye june and LaBelle

According to the posts in this thread both of them are male?

I would set them up just to find out the truth because if both of them are male I need to turn in my sex perceptiveness card because I have no aptitude in that.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 02:38 PM   #101
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i mean how many girls are there

reprise
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charmbag
pavementtune
vixnix
ilikeplanets

who else?
I don't post much but I will forever read. probably.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:31 PM   #102
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Wait is mars gay too?
That's a very personal question

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:41 PM   #103
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My next imaginary bit of matchmaking:

bye june and LaBelle

According to the posts in this thread both of them are male?

I would set them up just to find out the truth because if both of them are male I need to turn in my sex perceptiveness card because I have no aptitude in that.
I'm not male.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:41 PM   #104
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poke the bear, POKE THE BEAR

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:42 PM   #105
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poke poke poke

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:42 PM   #106
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jerry's ray i hope you are cowering somewhere MUAHAHA

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:43 PM   #107
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And I would totally listen to Penetrance

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:54 PM   #108
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That's a very personal question
I forgot to pos rep you for the fallout pic I got as rep. <3 fallout

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:56 PM   #109
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i'm imagining that penetrance sounds exactly like this



trip metal?

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:58 PM   #110
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i wanted to suggest bonnie and bon-sor so we could call them bonsie

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 04:59 PM   #111
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but now bonnie swore off men and i don't blame her

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 05:00 PM   #112
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Old 02-10-2015, 06:06 PM   #113
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This would have been a lot better if he'd shredded in between.

His karate is better than his playing.


I would like to master both.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 06:18 PM   #114
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jerry's ray i hope you are cowering somewhere MUAHAHA
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...23-d3dk173.jpg

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 06:19 PM   #115
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Old 02-10-2015, 06:22 PM   #116
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Speaking of dates.

7 years ago today, this:

http://s25.postimg.org/63wxfn5nz/Photo_1110.jpg

i unintentionally look like a smug fuck in this pic, i always hated that about it.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 06:24 PM   #117
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I guess this wasn't REALLY a date but we weren't an item at the start of that day and we did go places like you would on a date (there we're in Quebec's National Library)

I remember some idiot sitting at a table ahead of us got really mad because they left their laptop unattended for like 10 mins and when they came back it was gone. He just went on a tirade at no one in particular,wanting to let us all know about his outrage, perhaps expecting the culprit was still around and would fess up. "Geez sorry dude, i did it, i should have realised this was wrong" We had a laugh at his stupidity for assuming you could leave a laptop unattended for ten minutes anywhere in a city and not have it stolen. We agreed he looked like a perfectly privileged upper middle class college student whose dad could probably get him another.

That's when we realised we both liked to judge (and make fun of) people and knew we were meant for each other.

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 06:24 PM   #118
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LMFAO that picture is best being giant, don't any of you complain

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 06:25 PM   #119
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and TEB your picture is totally fucking adorable, is that your girlfriend?

 
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Old 02-10-2015, 08:04 PM   #120
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I'm not male.
I get to keep my sex perceptiveness card and my crush on you.

 
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