This Chuck Norris shit has got to stop

ZackZ · 01-22-2006, 12:20 AM

This is the worst thing the Internet has produced since goatse.cx. It's like, OH WOW, you copied those Bill Brasky sketches from SNL that were mildy entertaining and changed the name to CHUCK NORRIS. OH WHAT A COMEDY GOLDMINE! Fuck.

Andrew_Pakula · 01-22-2006, 12:25 AM

Chuck Norris invented the internet while round house kicking Al Gore viciously in the back of the head.

ZackZ · 01-22-2006, 12:28 AM

Chuck Norris went bald so he got ridiculous hairplugs to try and hide his inadequacies.

Dead · 01-22-2006, 12:34 AM

I think they're lame too. A couple are funny though.

MercuryChild · 01-22-2006, 12:56 AM

what chuck norris shit? is it what conan was doing?

Sonic Johnny · 01-22-2006, 01:14 AM

chuck norris is gonna kick all your asses if he finds out about this thread.

neopryn · 01-22-2006, 01:15 AM

yeah it's not funny. conan's walker clips, on the other hand, were awesome.

ZackZ · 01-22-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neopryn

yeah it's not funny. conan's walker clips, on the other hand, were awesome.

Ya, the Walker: Texas Ranger lever was hillarious, but Conan knows when to stop. It's probably the lever thing that started this bullshit though.

McCollum · 01-22-2006, 07:59 AM

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Ugly · 01-22-2006, 08:17 AM

FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS LIVES THE TIMELINE GOES AS FOLLOWS!!! READ!!!----

Conan O'Brien starts showing random clips from "Walker, Texas Ranger" for jokes.

A website / e-mail circulates around the web about how cool Chuck Norris is. Think Goatse and/or All Your Base. A bullshit internet phenom that'll have the lifespan of a fruitfly.

Tonight (Jan 21st, 2006) there is a bit on SNL, vaugely kind of similar to, say, a Tenacious D. song / video, about the Awesomeness of Chuck Norris.

ZackZ gets pissed off and posts about this on Netphoria because, hey, when he first saw this Chuck Norris thing months ago, he didn't think it was funny, and now that he saw it on SNL, he's even more pissed. This makes him cool.

However, compared to the rest of the world, the current Chuck Norris phenomemon is only in its gestation period, therefore, get ready to endure ALOT of it. Consistently and continually in the next few months.

Be warned.

And be afraid.

Very afraid.

All you maggots smoking faggots on sunset bul.

wally · 01-22-2006, 08:46 AM

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.

Nimrod's Son · 01-22-2006, 08:54 AM

i like to replace the words "Chuck Norris" with ***** O'Neill" which not only makes more sense but is far funnier

agenda suicide · 01-22-2006, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly

However, compared to the rest of the world, the current Chuck Norris phenomemon is only in its gestation period, therefore, get ready to endure ALOT of it. Consistently and continually in the next few months.

why god, WHY?

Sonic Johnny · 01-22-2006, 10:15 AM

i got over it a while ago. but occasionally another good one comes along. like the "chuck norris breathes meat" thing.

bardy · 01-22-2006, 11:52 AM

No, this has just not started. Have you guys looked at collegehumor.com in the past year? Since the beginning of fall semester it has been NOTHING but chuck norris shit. It's annoying as shit. It's mainly annoying to me cause two years ago my friend proclaimed his love for walker: texas ranger. It was funny cause he kinda looked like walker and was dead serious about enjoying that show. We then started to make jokes about him being walker... and now I have to hear the shit all over again. ugh.

01-22-2006, 12:20 AM	#1
ZackZ Mister Class and Quality Location: mountains Posts: 3,189	This Chuck Norris shit has got to stop This is the worst thing the Internet has produced since goatse.cx. It's like, OH WOW, you copied those Bill Brasky sketches from SNL that were mildy entertaining and changed the name to CHUCK NORRIS. OH WHAT A COMEDY GOLDMINE! Fuck.

01-22-2006, 12:25 AM	#2
Andrew_Pakula Fine! I'll go make my own web site. With Blackjack, and Hookers... Actually, forget the web site. Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,820	Chuck Norris invented the internet while round house kicking Al Gore viciously in the back of the head. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-22-2006, 12:34 AM	#4
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,173	I think they're lame too. A couple are funny though. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

01-22-2006, 08:17 AM	#10
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,248	FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS LIVES THE TIMELINE GOES AS FOLLOWS!!! READ!!!---- Conan O'Brien starts showing random clips from "Walker, Texas Ranger" for jokes. A website / e-mail circulates around the web about how cool Chuck Norris is. Think Goatse and/or All Your Base. A bullshit internet phenom that'll have the lifespan of a fruitfly. Tonight (Jan 21st, 2006) there is a bit on SNL, vaugely kind of similar to, say, a Tenacious D. song / video, about the Awesomeness of Chuck Norris. ZackZ gets pissed off and posts about this on Netphoria because, hey, when he first saw this Chuck Norris thing months ago, he didn't think it was funny, and now that he saw it on SNL, he's even more pissed. This makes him cool. However, compared to the rest of the world, the current Chuck Norris phenomemon is only in its gestation period, therefore, get ready to endure ALOT of it. Consistently and continually in the next few months. Be warned. And be afraid. Very afraid. All you maggots smoking faggots on sunset bul. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-22-2006, 08:54 AM	#12
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,975	i like to replace the words "Chuck Norris" with *** O'Neill" which not only makes more sense but is far funnier __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!**

01-22-2006, 12:28 AM	#3
ZackZ Mister Class and Quality Location: mountains Posts: 3,189	Chuck Norris went bald so he got ridiculous hairplugs to try and hide his inadequacies.

01-22-2006, 12:56 AM	#5
MercuryChild Apocalyptic Poster Location: Los Angeles CA Posts: 1,023	what chuck norris shit? is it what conan was doing?

01-22-2006, 07:59 AM	#9
McCollum Apocalyptic Poster Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 1,138	If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

01-22-2006, 08:46 AM	#11
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,308	Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.

01-22-2006, 11:52 AM	#15
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,823	No, this has just not started. Have you guys looked at collegehumor.com in the past year? Since the beginning of fall semester it has been NOTHING but chuck norris shit. It's annoying as shit. It's mainly annoying to me cause two years ago my friend proclaimed his love for walker: texas ranger. It was funny cause he kinda looked like walker and was dead serious about enjoying that show. We then started to make jokes about him being walker... and now I have to hear the shit all over again. ugh.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode