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Old 05-30-2020, 07:43 PM   #31
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Old 05-30-2020, 07:43 PM   #32
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can you see mites?
Sure, if I can find some.

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 07:51 PM   #33
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please post a vid of you pulling out that ingrown hair
It's long gone. I will look for another.

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 08:35 PM   #34
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Old 05-30-2020, 08:58 PM   #35
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yes i can confirm that is herpes

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 10:06 PM   #36
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thank u very much

can i get some close up carpet? preferably different lengths, like some shaggy shit and some expensive Berber shit thanks

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 10:27 PM   #37
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thank u very much

can i get some close up carpet? preferably different lengths, like some shaggy shit and some expensive Berber shit thanks
How about just the cheap shit that's in this house?

I don't have a cheese grater. There isn't much to see on a light bulb unless I break one to get to the filament.

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 10:38 PM   #38
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nostril and ear, not inserted, of course, just placed at the opening?

stale bread. a flower and a fly. can you take it outside? if so, I have a dozen more requests!

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 10:42 PM   #39
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and can you handle it with one hand? if so, palms up, hold down the finger tip of your middle finger with your thump, and get a shot of the underside of the finger nail. please! preferably with a dirty finger.

Like this, middle finger nail

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 10:48 PM   #40
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that's big enough (sorry!)

 
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Old 05-30-2020, 10:51 PM   #41
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How about just the cheap shit that's in this house?

I don't have a cheese grater. There isn't much to see on a light bulb unless I break one to get to the filament.
yes sir that would be fine

u got some interesting wood grain on cabinets or something?

 
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Old 05-31-2020, 12:08 AM   #42
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First interesting content I've seen on here in years.

 
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Old 05-31-2020, 12:34 AM   #43
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None of these videos are working for me.

 
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Old 05-31-2020, 12:45 AM   #44
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Next, look at my will to live.

 
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Old 05-31-2020, 06:51 AM   #45
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Your anus plz

 
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Old 05-31-2020, 08:36 AM   #46
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Old 05-31-2020, 02:41 PM   #47
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None of these videos are working for me.
Try rebooting it.

 
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Old 05-31-2020, 02:43 PM   #48
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yes sir that would be fine

u got some interesting wood grain on cabinets or something?
I will get you some wood grain later on.

Carpet fibers:



 
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Old 05-31-2020, 02:46 PM   #49
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Headphone jack on MacBook:



Wooden popsicle stick (stained by popsicle):


 
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Old 05-31-2020, 02:52 PM   #50
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nostril and ear, not inserted, of course, just placed at the opening?

stale bread. a flower and a fly. can you take it outside? if so, I have a dozen more requests!
Yes I can take it outside. The image isn't so good with items that have a lot of depth, but here are a nose hole and an ear hole. You can decide which is which:






 
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Old 05-31-2020, 02:58 PM   #51
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hold down the finger tip of your middle finger with your thump, and get a shot of the underside of the finger nail. please! preferably with a dirty finger.
I just ate some BBQ potato chips. Left hand:




Right hand:


 
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Old 05-31-2020, 03:00 PM   #52
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Bed sheets:



A U.S. stamp. The white blob on the lower left is one of the stars on the flag:


 
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Old 05-31-2020, 03:10 PM   #53
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u got some interesting wood grain on cabinets or something?
End grain on an unsharpened pencil:




A piece of walnut:


 
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Old 05-31-2020, 03:31 PM   #54
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Sebaceous filaments coming out of their holes.


001 from Anne Nonn on Vimeo.




002 from Anne Nonn on Vimeo.


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Old 05-31-2020, 04:33 PM   #55
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wow, thank you!

now tell me which is which, I can't decide, nostril, ear, same thing!

top is ear? (no I take that back, top is nostril. Right??)

I knew I should rip out all finger nails, nothing good comes from them! (This thread is turning me into a germaphobe, one picture at a time.)

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003 from Anne Nonn on Vimeo.


 
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Old 05-31-2020, 06:29 PM   #57
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to butthurt again.

this is great

 
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you have any raw meat?

 
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wow, thank you!

now tell me which is which, I can't decide, nostril, ear, same thing!

top is ear? (no I take that back, top is nostril. Right??)

I knew I should rip out all finger nails, nothing good comes from them! (This thread is turning me into a germaphobe, one picture at a time.)
gotta be top nostril

 
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you have any teeth fillings or chips or anything like that?

 
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