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Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 02:52 AM

You know im a real bully on the boards

I just wanted to let you know i pissed all over myself during a kareoke party

Im an idiot. That is all

Mo · 08-30-2014, 04:32 AM

Did you at least sing R Kelly?

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:11 AM

no, there is a light that will never go out

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:12 AM

i went to the bathroom to take a leak and after i was done i realized i was so drunk i didn't exactly take the penis out of my jeans and i had pissed all the way down the right leg

i went back to the kareoke room because it was dark, settled my tab and got the hell out of there

i'm not sure if it smelled but i took some hearty wiffs to make sure while i was trying to clean it up in the toilet stall

jesus you guys i'm a mess but in this culture it's like i'm expected to be

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:13 AM

took my pants off for the ride home

went to the drive thru in my boxers

kelsome · 08-30-2014, 05:13 AM

oh dear

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:14 AM

#REALTALK

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:14 AM

OH THE BEST PART IS THAT I DROVE LIKE 50 MILES AFTER THIS

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:15 AM

#AUSTIN

#KEEPINITWEIRD

Elphenor · 08-30-2014, 05:27 AM

That's a good song tho

Did you kill it? Can you sing?

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:36 AM

no i can't sing and of course i killed it

i'm like "i have to get in character"

of course after this, i promptly pissed all over myself but at least the woman i thought was super cute already left

Mo · 08-30-2014, 05:36 AM

Don't drink and drive, man, that's just not cool

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:37 AM

i bet the cute girl tells people alternative medicine works, or maybe she likes to make snap judgments based on graphs she saw on facebook

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mo

Don't drink and drive, man, that's just not cool

i've never done nothin man, never hurt nobody i 'm justt ryink to kick it

Cool As Ice Cream · 08-30-2014, 05:41 AM

hahaha!
is this true?
it's a great story.

Trotskilicious · 08-30-2014, 05:45 AM

i know it reallky is but i can't tell it to anyone in person for at least five years

null123 · 08-30-2014, 06:11 AM

You drove when you were drunk? That drunk?

hnibos · 08-30-2014, 07:03 AM

He and like 10 million other americans last night.

I once did this at Universal after having multiple $10 drinks. I admitted it to anyone who was willing to listen. I then went on to hit on a girl the rest of the night in front of her boyfriend. Yes, I'm gay.

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

took my pants off for the ride home

went to the drive thru in my boxers

This is fucking amazing.

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

He and like 10 million other americans last night.

I once did this at Universal after having multiple $10 drinks. I admitted it to anyone who was willing to listen. I then went on to hit on a girl the rest of the night in front of her boyfriend. Yes, I'm gay.

D-did you get head?

Shallowed · 08-30-2014, 08:40 AM

That's hilarious.

I'd like to think that you pissed your pants with as much dignity as you do when you retell the story to us. That was probably not the case though, right?

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 08:42 AM

One of my friends got so drunk he stripped himself naked and pissed all over himself in a bathroom in bar in Germany. So we all have to step up our games is what I'm saying.

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 08:43 AM

Still better than a 711 shit doe.

Shallowed · 08-30-2014, 08:45 AM

Do you guys have a go-to karaoke song?

A few weeks ago I sang Transmission by Joy Division. A whole bunch of people who were hanging in the smoking area came inside to dance, and then went back once the song was finished. A few songs later someone put Transmission on again and gave me the mic and pushed me on stage and everyone came back and was like "DO THE DANCE!" so I did the crazy dead fly dance.

Felt awesome and I killed it both times.

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 08:48 AM

Anything but fucking goddamn Journey imo.

My fav is obviously "Africa."

Eulogy · 08-30-2014, 08:52 AM

I peed on a school bus once. Too long of a story.

Don't drive drunk.

duovamp · 08-30-2014, 08:54 AM

Did you go into a bottle?

Eulogy · 08-30-2014, 08:56 AM

Nope. All over the floor. I had been drinking all day so it was basically water and no one else was in the back of the bus. So. Shrug.

By that time I had lost my phone, gotten a ticket for minor in possession (I was 20) and dropped a friends phone down the sewer (it was retrieved). Not one of my proudest days, but fuck it I had fun.

TuralyonW3 · 08-30-2014, 09:15 AM

Fucking up your body is fun

hnibos · 08-30-2014, 09:16 AM

At that age your body is pretty much immune to poison

08-30-2014, 02:52 AM	#1
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08-30-2014, 04:32 AM	#2
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,964	Did you at least sing R Kelly?

08-30-2014, 05:11 AM	#3
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	no, there is a light that will never go out

08-30-2014, 05:12 AM	#4
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i went to the bathroom to take a leak and after i was done i realized i was so drunk i didn't exactly take the penis out of my jeans and i had pissed all the way down the right leg i went back to the kareoke room because it was dark, settled my tab and got the hell out of there i'm not sure if it smelled but i took some hearty wiffs to make sure while i was trying to clean it up in the toilet stall jesus you guys i'm a mess but in this culture it's like i'm expected to be

08-30-2014, 05:13 AM	#5
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	took my pants off for the ride home went to the drive thru in my boxers

08-30-2014, 05:13 AM	#6
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	oh dear

08-30-2014, 05:14 AM	#7
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	#REALTALK

08-30-2014, 05:15 AM	#9
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	#AUSTIN #KEEPINITWEIRD

08-30-2014, 05:27 AM	#10
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	That's a good song tho Did you kill it? Can you sing?

08-30-2014, 05:36 AM	#11
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	no i can't sing and of course i killed it i'm like "i have to get in character" of course after this, i promptly pissed all over myself but at least the woman i thought was super cute already left

08-30-2014, 05:37 AM	#13
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i bet the cute girl tells people alternative medicine works, or maybe she likes to make snap judgments based on graphs she saw on facebook

08-30-2014, 05:41 AM	#15
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	hahaha! is this true? it's a great story.

08-30-2014, 05:45 AM	#16
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	i know it reallky is but i can't tell it to anyone in person for at least five years

08-30-2014, 06:11 AM	#17
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	You drove when you were drunk? That drunk?

08-30-2014, 07:03 AM	#18
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	He and like 10 million other americans last night. I once did this at Universal after having multiple $10 drinks. I admitted it to anyone who was willing to listen. I then went on to hit on a girl the rest of the night in front of her boyfriend. Yes, I'm gay.

08-30-2014, 08:40 AM	#21
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	That's hilarious. I'd like to think that you pissed your pants with as much dignity as you do when you retell the story to us. That was probably not the case though, right?

08-30-2014, 08:42 AM	#22
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	One of my friends got so drunk he stripped himself naked and pissed all over himself in a bathroom in bar in Germany. So we all have to step up our games is what I'm saying.

08-30-2014, 08:43 AM	#23
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Still better than a 711 shit doe.

08-30-2014, 08:45 AM	#24
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 18,608	Do you guys have a go-to karaoke song? A few weeks ago I sang Transmission by Joy Division. A whole bunch of people who were hanging in the smoking area came inside to dance, and then went back once the song was finished. A few songs later someone put Transmission on again and gave me the mic and pushed me on stage and everyone came back and was like "DO THE DANCE!" so I did the crazy dead fly dance. Felt awesome and I killed it both times.

08-30-2014, 08:48 AM	#25
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Anything but fucking goddamn Journey imo. My fav is obviously "Africa."

08-30-2014, 08:52 AM	#26
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	I peed on a school bus once. Too long of a story. Don't drive drunk.

08-30-2014, 08:54 AM	#27
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,781	Did you go into a bottle?

08-30-2014, 08:56 AM	#28
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,456	Nope. All over the floor. I had been drinking all day so it was basically water and no one else was in the back of the bus. So. Shrug. By that time I had lost my phone, gotten a ticket for minor in possession (I was 20) and dropped a friends phone down the sewer (it was retrieved). Not one of my proudest days, but fuck it I had fun.

08-30-2014, 09:15 AM	#29
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,684	Fucking up your body is fun

08-30-2014, 09:16 AM	#30
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,023	At that age your body is pretty much immune to poison