The UK Needs Sperm

MyOneAndOnly · 06-30-2014, 08:19 AM

micropenis

MyOneAndOnly · 06-30-2014, 08:22 AM

huge demand for sperm in England is creating a sperm shortage

http://jezebel.com/the-uk-is-importi...10/+rtgonzalez

Quote:

British Fertility Society chairman Dr. Allan Pacey is concerned about clinics lowering their standards to meet demand. Via BBC:

"The worry is clinics might decide to change the quality of sperm they are willing to accept in order to get donors through the door and I think that's a very dangerous road to go down."

He's also concerned that couples may turn to riskier practices like "DIY insemination with a friend's sperm or seeking treatment in a country with less fertility regulation."

It seems the US and Denmark are major suppliers of sperm for the UK, and one in four donated samples is imported from abroad.

MyOneAndOnly · 06-30-2014, 08:23 AM

"it seems the US and Denmark are major suppliers of sperm for the UK..."

Order 66 · 06-30-2014, 02:34 PM

i can see why that would happen in the england because they're a very effete people that are very passive about everything and never get into wars. alan cumming is from UK for example

MyOneAndOnly · 06-30-2014, 04:31 PM

also who wants DNA from the Irish, Scots or Welsh?

NOBODY!

The exploding boy · 06-30-2014, 05:11 PM

I've got some i'm not using if they want it.

Trotskilicious · 06-30-2014, 05:32 PM

wow denmark loves to jack it if they can even rival the US

jesus, that's a lot of masturbating

The exploding boy · 06-30-2014, 05:48 PM

It's understandable, Dutch girls are hot (and must be punished for having big boobs)

Trotskilicious · 06-30-2014, 05:50 PM

dutch girls are from the netherlands

The exploding boy · 06-30-2014, 06:01 PM

Hmm damn...i didnt reread and was sure it was about the netherlands somehow. that's what happens. It must have been a D h thing. I was thinking Danish, my brain said dutch..

My point still stands though! Somehow...........

AND

Danish girls are hot.

Well i assume , scandinavia and all. I don't really know. Maybe i'll go "investigate" the matter.

MyOneAndOnly · 06-30-2014, 07:12 PM

Jesus Christ

killtrocity · 06-30-2014, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Order 66

i can see why that would happen in the england because they're a very effete people that are very passive about everything and never get into wars. alan cumming is from UK for example

http://i1053.photobucket.com/albums/...ps6e31ac2e.jpg

MyOneAndOnly · 06-30-2014, 08:59 PM

also english = bad teeth because american stereotypes

and irish = drunks

and Scots = Fat Bastard

06-30-2014, 08:19 AM	#1
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06-30-2014, 08:23 AM	#3
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	"it seems the US and Denmark are major suppliers of sperm for the UK..."

06-30-2014, 02:34 PM	#4
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,831	i can see why that would happen in the england because they're a very effete people that are very passive about everything and never get into wars. alan cumming is from UK for example

06-30-2014, 04:31 PM	#5
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	also who wants DNA from the Irish, Scots or Welsh? NOBODY!

06-30-2014, 05:11 PM	#6
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	I've got some i'm not using if they want it.

06-30-2014, 05:32 PM	#7
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	wow denmark loves to jack it if they can even rival the US jesus, that's a lot of masturbating

06-30-2014, 05:48 PM	#8
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	It's understandable, Dutch girls are hot (and must be punished for having big boobs)

06-30-2014, 05:50 PM	#9
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	dutch girls are from the netherlands

06-30-2014, 06:01 PM	#10
The exploding boy Minion of Satan Location: "I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands..." Posts: 7,765	Hmm damn...i didnt reread and was sure it was about the netherlands somehow. that's what happens. It must have been a D h thing. I was thinking Danish, my brain said dutch.. My point still stands though! Somehow........... AND Danish girls are hot. Well i assume , scandinavia and all. I don't really know. Maybe i'll go "investigate" the matter.

06-30-2014, 07:12 PM	#11
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	Jesus Christ

06-30-2014, 08:59 PM	#13
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,882	also english = bad teeth because american stereotypes and irish = drunks and Scots = Fat Bastard