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Old 02-11-2019, 05:25 AM   #151
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Someone posted this heavy stuff in the comment section of the Rolling Stone-article.
Jimmy, getting back his "rig"...:

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”In even more exciting news, a woman in Helena found Jimmy Chamberlin’s original heroin rig that he used from Gish up through the Melanoma and the Indelible Badness years. It was the same rig his father had taught him to mainline with, and his father’s father had taught him to shoot up with. It had been in the family since it had been won in a poker match off of Edgar Allan Poe, many moons ago. Chamberlin had tears in his eyes when he saw the surgical tubing and syringe for the first time in 20 years. While he has been sober since then, upon seeing the family junk wallet again, he admitted that his drumming had suffered during the separation, and that he looked forward to doing a “BIG OL’ BLAST” within the next five minutes. Along with Corgan being reunited with hi s ‘74 Strat (a unicorn in the guitar world, as there were only a mere 80,000 produced that year,) Buckethead in full drag - with kabuki makeup and a blonde wig - doing a very convincing D’arcy on bass guitar, a newly recruited Kirk Hammett in a freshly straightened Iha-bob playing second guitar, and the actual James Iha opting for the role of Tour Manager (rather than accepting an invitation from Courtney Love to join a reunited Hole), the “Pumpkins” were BACK!!! Ready to hit the festival circuit. Gonna be EXACTLY like the Gish days. Look out, world!”

 
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:54 AM   #152
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:10 PM   #153
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:58 PM   #154
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he's a barbara walters fan

 
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Old 02-13-2019, 02:34 PM   #155
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what's with the NWA

 
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Old 02-13-2019, 02:47 PM   #156
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Do we really need a "why" as to why he would play a guitar he's described as his "favorite ever" and has been looking for for 25 years on a big tour w/ 2 other Smashing Pumpkins?

 
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Old 02-13-2019, 02:53 PM   #157
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i decided to eat lunch today

i'll give you the "why" in a minute

 
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Old 02-13-2019, 03:44 PM   #158
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He's hoping to play it at Trump's reelection banquet

 
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Old 02-13-2019, 04:57 PM   #159
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LOL nice one topleybird!!!

 
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Old 02-13-2019, 04:57 PM   #160
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great sense of humor!!

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 11:44 AM   #161
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Old 02-14-2019, 11:56 AM   #162
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Cool! Now that's some content I wanna see.

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:25 PM   #163
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Cool! Now that's some content I wanna see.
Calm down he says he is going to film it so everyone can see it. He doesn't however actually say anyone can see it.

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:25 PM   #164
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yeah. it's not like he could like make some decent music instead (or something).

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:26 PM   #165
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Calm down he says he is going to film it so everyone can see it. He doesn't however actually anyone can see it.

































































































 
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:36 PM   #166
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my mind was just blown by the sorcery just laid down by Rider

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Old 02-14-2019, 12:47 PM   #167
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We'll see it but it'll be 10 minutes of Billy talking about how the paint mirrors the Kabbalah's
Tree of Life and how it affects the guitar tone, and then finally he picks it up without plugging it in and plays Hot Cross Buns

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:01 PM   #168
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Cool! Now that's some content I wanna see.
only with a $200 subscription
only if 5,000 people get a subscription
SORRY

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:03 PM   #169
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did you guys see rider try to cover up his tracks with a quick edit?

nice try rider!

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:25 PM   #170
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only with a $200 subscription
only if 5,000 people get a subscription
SORRY
None of you are bidding enough.

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:27 PM   #171
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there will be 4,999 people who select "yes" when confronted with the decision to get a subscription, and only one "no," which was actually just Auggie Jupe fucking around on the Corgan computer one evening, hitting random keys

this will, naturally, sabotage the entire thing

 
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:37 PM   #172
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I filmed the guitar reunion. People have seen it and they say it's the best guitar reunion I have ever done. Then like a fool I went online and they had started a GoFundMe to make fun of me. Now it's just sitting unfinished on a shelf.

 
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Old 02-15-2019, 12:33 AM   #173
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My guess:

The band is calling it quits in 2020. One final album, one final tour, the Machina reissue is being assembled, re-tracked, reimagined and re-recorded as a Farewell 2.0, much like how Machina was a Farewell 1.0 back in 2000. Final show will be at the Metro. And he'll smash the Gish Strat on stage after the final song.

 
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Old 02-15-2019, 09:15 AM   #174
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I have conflicting feelings about this, but I hope at least part of it is true
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Old 02-15-2019, 09:15 AM   #175
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True as a good ol-fashioned Reyngel guess can be, at least!
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Old 02-15-2019, 10:04 AM   #176
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Wow.

Does this count as an announcement of an announcement? I like how he added the “why” to give it that signature “I’m on a mysterious spiritual journey” vibe.

If only he would go for the trifecta and promise the release of an 8-disc set of new material to correspond with each sign of the zodiac including a bonus-special-edition-limited to 10,000-obelisk-embroidered-vinyl spoken word rendition Ayn Rand’s Fountainhead with synth accompaniment.

Even Clay Tuckett would say “fuck this guy.”

 
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Old 02-15-2019, 10:12 AM   #177
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Old 02-15-2019, 02:48 PM   #178
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One song in a day. The glorious days are back again...

 
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Old 02-15-2019, 04:09 PM   #179
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Wow.

Does this count as an announcement of an announcement? I like how he added the “why” to give it that signature “I’m on a mysterious spiritual journey” vibe.

If only he would go for the trifecta and promise the release of an 8-disc set of new material to correspond with each sign of the zodiac including a bonus-special-edition-limited to 10,000-obelisk-embroidered-vinyl spoken word rendition Ayn Rand’s Fountainhead with synth accompaniment.

Even Clay Tuckett would say “fuck this guy.”
The why is it's going to part of an elaborate wrestling storyline.

 
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Old 02-15-2019, 08:48 PM   #180
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