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01-06-2018, 09:23 PM | #31 | |
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tips on disappearing into the void? |
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01-06-2018, 09:24 PM | #32 |
Socialphobic
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01-06-2018, 09:26 PM | #33 |
Minion of Satan
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Don't fret twentyseven every time u make an ass out of u over a ladyppl/crush it just makes you bolder older deader/cooler and readier to not be such a peen/dweeb next time
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01-06-2018, 09:34 PM | #34 |
Braindead
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sage advice said with eloquence
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01-06-2018, 10:22 PM | #35 |
Socialphobic
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Did you just come out of a butt!?
Cause you're hot shit. |
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01-06-2018, 10:36 PM | #36 |
Socialphobic
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01-06-2018, 10:39 PM | #37 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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01-07-2018, 02:32 PM | #38 |
Oblivious Virgin
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01-08-2018, 12:10 AM | #39 |
Banned
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I remember when I was 16 I was outside this elementary school drinking beer with my 14 year old girlfriend and then someone alerted that the cops had pulled in out front so I handed her the bag of beer and bolted! I forget what happened, but they didn't even end up checking the bag, but after she was like "man, you just ran away!" and I was all "The cops were there though!!!"
I essentially just left her for dead and was only concerned about covering my own butt! Man I was an idiot... |
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01-08-2018, 03:38 AM | #40 |
Minion of Satan
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Was?
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01-08-2018, 07:32 AM | #41 |
Braindead
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Did your girlfriend know you had a crush on her?
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01-08-2018, 08:30 AM | #42 |
Socialphobic
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Story isn't about a crush or something that was said.
lol |
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01-08-2018, 09:07 AM | #43 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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lololo
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01-08-2018, 03:35 PM | #44 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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09-11-2018, 07:57 AM | #45 |
Braindead
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bump
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09-11-2018, 08:08 AM | #46 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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y?
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09-11-2018, 08:11 AM | #47 |
Braindead
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the sad sex thread
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09-12-2018, 07:58 PM | #48 |
Socialphobic
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09-12-2018, 09:24 PM | #49 |
Braindead
Location: TX
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I guess just awkwardly staring at blue vesty for 3 months is getting there
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09-12-2018, 10:35 PM | #50 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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i used to have a crush on a dude and i just called him black shoes cause he wore black shoes and i was like whoa that's crazy and i'm gonna call you black shoes now whatever. pero like he didn't know so it just like became this thing that i said it's kinda crazy.
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09-12-2018, 11:15 PM | #51 |
Braindead
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her name is Brittany
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09-12-2018, 11:17 PM | #52 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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no wonder u call her blue vesty
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09-12-2018, 11:17 PM | #53 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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lol
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09-12-2018, 11:30 PM | #54 |
Braindead
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she is scurry
all 95lbs of her |
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09-12-2018, 11:36 PM | #55 |
Braindead
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hiiiiiiiiii Brittany
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09-13-2018, 12:43 AM | #56 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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"see you tomorrow" or "i'll call you" or something like that :/ some dude overheard and mocked me for it
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09-13-2018, 01:09 AM | #57 |
Minion of Satan
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I occasionally think back to overhearing a young lad approaching a girl in town with, "What's your name, bro?"
I would have described the tone as suave delinquent. |
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09-13-2018, 02:41 AM | #58 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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is that some kind of... reference???
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09-13-2018, 02:47 AM | #59 |
Minion of Satan
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Yeah, I know how this story ends.
It ends with me not being married, doesn't it? |
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09-13-2018, 03:57 AM | #60 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
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