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Old 10-04-2012, 02:49 AM   #1
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Anyone else get mldly turned on thinking about this

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:55 AM   #2
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rigor mortis

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 03:01 AM   #3
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So are you saying EVEN a dead erection is turning you on, or it's BECAUSE the rest of the dude is dead?

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 03:06 AM   #4
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The latter definitely

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 03:30 AM   #5
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Anyone else feel like we're all bearing witness to avram getting punished for something?

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 04:12 AM   #6
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http://www.flix66.com/wp-content/upl...1/Clerks-4.jpg

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 12:52 PM   #7
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Meth directions.

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 02:18 PM   #8
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chinsuckers.net

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:05 AM   #9
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I'm in the Tokyo/Narita airport waiting for my flight.

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 07:55 AM   #10
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I hope I give the world one last monster cock salute as I've slipped into the eternal dark.

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 08:03 AM   #11
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Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women. In women, the labia and clitoris will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina.[citation needed] In men, "a more or less complete state of erection of the penis, with discharge of urine, mucus or prostatic fluid is a frequent occurrence ... present in one case in three."

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 09:06 AM   #12
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Angel Lust

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 11:28 AM   #13
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it's gotta be related to auto erotic asphyxiation. i just have a feeling it is. what do you guys think?

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:33 PM   #14
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the last think you do before you die is crap yourself

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 01:59 PM   #15
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you know how you accidentally fall asleep with a rubber-band around your finger and the tip turns purple and engorged? well, it's the same idea.

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 03:33 PM   #16
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today I learned that cock mucus exists

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 08:24 PM   #17
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Death erection would be a pretty fuckin' awesome name for a band tho

 
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Old 04-04-2016, 10:45 PM   #18
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i was once on some mental health message board and someone with self-described necrophilia was describing how she got it on with corpses, which was basically her just rubbing against their rotting members or whatever. and then she said something about how she hated when she went to the morgue and it was a dead fat person, she thought having sex with fat people was disgusting

and i just wanted to be like... girl, you have sex with dead people (or more likely the entire thread was a fantasy) but you have a problem with sex with fat people? get the fuck out of here

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 11:35 AM   #19
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lol yeah it's amazing what prejudices stick while others get cast away like used rubbers.

washington irving wrote this sweet tale about this german student who fucks a corpse and loses his mind during the french rev.

now u kno.

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 11:36 AM   #20
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anyone else get mildly turned on by bonnie getting mildly turned on by death erections?

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:02 PM   #21
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no

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:07 PM   #22
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angel lust is the best term for this phenomenon, imo

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:07 PM   #23
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its like you're so amazed when you die and see an angel you get a boner and cum a little (or whatever it is girls do - haw)

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:12 PM   #24
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i dont think girls can 'cum a little'. i mean, you either do or you don't. right?

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:19 PM   #25
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well for the argument's sake, they could just get so turned on that they only wet a little

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:20 PM   #26
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i dont think girls can 'cum a little'. i mean, you either do or you don't. right?
i was trying to be a gentlmen, geyser

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:42 PM   #27
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no
Why, not thin enough 4 u?

 
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Old 04-05-2016, 11:42 PM   #28
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The Scott quote listed as justification for res erecting this thread = hilarious = why I continue to lurk and read the gen chat

Bravo

 
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Old 04-06-2016, 12:19 AM   #29
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it's not like all ding-dongs let out the same amount of semen when they blow a load or dribble a little. not all women are the same either. boys r clueless and a little juvenile when it comes to women's bodies. occasionally they get the job done, though.

 
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Old 04-06-2016, 06:45 AM   #30
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Women's bodies are sin machines, that's why.

 
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