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10-04-2012, 02:49 AM | #1 |
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Death erections
Anyone else get mldly turned on thinking about this
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10-04-2012, 02:55 AM | #2 |
Immortal
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rigor mortis
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10-04-2012, 03:01 AM | #3 |
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So are you saying EVEN a dead erection is turning you on, or it's BECAUSE the rest of the dude is dead?
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10-04-2012, 03:06 AM | #4 |
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The latter definitely
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10-04-2012, 03:30 AM | #5 |
Through Silver In Buds
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Anyone else feel like we're all bearing witness to avram getting punished for something?
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10-04-2012, 04:12 AM | #6 |
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10-04-2012, 12:52 PM | #7 |
Ownz
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Meth directions.
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10-04-2012, 02:18 PM | #8 |
Virgo
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chinsuckers.net
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04-04-2016, 04:05 AM | #9 |
Braindead
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I'm in the Tokyo/Narita airport waiting for my flight.
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04-04-2016, 07:55 AM | #10 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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I hope I give the world one last monster cock salute as I've slipped into the eternal dark.
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04-04-2016, 08:03 AM | #11 | |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Quote:
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04-04-2016, 09:06 AM | #12 |
Virgo
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Angel Lust
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04-04-2016, 11:28 AM | #13 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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it's gotta be related to auto erotic asphyxiation. i just have a feeling it is. what do you guys think?
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04-04-2016, 12:33 PM | #14 |
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the last think you do before you die is crap yourself
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04-04-2016, 01:59 PM | #15 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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you know how you accidentally fall asleep with a rubber-band around your finger and the tip turns purple and engorged? well, it's the same idea.
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04-04-2016, 03:33 PM | #16 |
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today I learned that cock mucus exists
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04-04-2016, 08:24 PM | #17 |
Braindead
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Death erection would be a pretty fuckin' awesome name for a band tho
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04-04-2016, 10:45 PM | #18 |
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i was once on some mental health message board and someone with self-described necrophilia was describing how she got it on with corpses, which was basically her just rubbing against their rotting members or whatever. and then she said something about how she hated when she went to the morgue and it was a dead fat person, she thought having sex with fat people was disgusting
and i just wanted to be like... girl, you have sex with dead people (or more likely the entire thread was a fantasy) but you have a problem with sex with fat people? get the fuck out of here |
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04-05-2016, 11:35 AM | #19 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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lol yeah it's amazing what prejudices stick while others get cast away like used rubbers.
washington irving wrote this sweet tale about this german student who fucks a corpse and loses his mind during the french rev. now u kno. |
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04-05-2016, 11:36 AM | #20 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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anyone else get mildly turned on by bonnie getting mildly turned on by death erections?
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04-05-2016, 09:02 PM | #21 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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no
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04-05-2016, 09:07 PM | #22 |
Virgo
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angel lust is the best term for this phenomenon, imo
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04-05-2016, 09:07 PM | #23 |
Virgo
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its like you're so amazed when you die and see an angel you get a boner and cum a little (or whatever it is girls do - haw)
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04-05-2016, 09:12 PM | #24 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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i dont think girls can 'cum a little'. i mean, you either do or you don't. right?
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04-05-2016, 09:19 PM | #25 |
Braindead
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well for the argument's sake, they could just get so turned on that they only wet a little
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04-05-2016, 09:20 PM | #26 |
Virgo
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04-05-2016, 09:42 PM | #27 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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04-05-2016, 11:42 PM | #28 |
Minion of Satan
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The Scott quote listed as justification for res erecting this thread = hilarious = why I continue to lurk and read the gen chat
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04-06-2016, 12:19 AM | #29 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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it's not like all ding-dongs let out the same amount of semen when they blow a load or dribble a little. not all women are the same either. boys r clueless and a little juvenile when it comes to women's bodies. occasionally they get the job done, though.
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04-06-2016, 06:45 AM | #30 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Women's bodies are sin machines, that's why.
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