itt post the best compliment you think you've ever received

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by AndySlash

i got called a cunt once. considering who it was coming from, it was a compliment of the highest order.

Nimrod's Son?

[reprise85]

your mother

[FoolofaTook]

WHALLAH!

[LaBelle]

My gf told me she immediately knew she would like me just because of my style and the way I carried myself and made it her goal to not let me leave the party we were at before her knowing my name.

That was super sweet to me.

[pale blue eyes]

I work in EMS and was in a Wawa about a month ago picking up lunch at work when some lady I vaguely recognized came up to me and said, "Do you remember me?" And I honestly did not until after we chatted. Long story short, she was a patient I had transported about a year ago to the local psychiatric crisis center for a voluntary committal. I guess we chatted on the way there and she said that she felt so relieved when she got to the crisis center than when we went en route. She said I told her that she had done the hardest part and asked for help, that everything from that time on would be easier, and that I knew she could handle it. Then she cried and hugged me in the middle of a Wawa. It was the best feeling ever, especially also being somebody who struggles with depression and knows how overwhelming and isolating it can feel.

[duovamp]

"Hey, guy with the huge cock, nice car!"

[FoolofaTook]

Yeah I get that every day.

[duovamp]

Yeah well the President said it to me.

[redbreegull]

http://img.wennermedia.com/480-width...1e83b473ac.jpg

[duovamp]

Not that buffoon, it was Taft.

[redbreegull]

Taft is dead you liar! I was at the funeral

[redbreegull]

I shot this footage

[duovamp]

He was complimenting my Stutz Bearcat back in 1913.

[cork_soaker]

"your call is important to us"

[Ram27]

My roommate just said something along the lines of 'i would be annoyed about the drumming if you were a beginner, but you're good, so it's okay'

❤️

[FoolofaTook]

You know what that means right?

[FoolofaTook]

(They've got the dispatch on speed dial like my neighbors)

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

"your call is important to us"

This is an extremely good post

[smashingjj]

"urgh, you stink! ok, maybe not stink. But you definitely reek."

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by topleybird

This is an extremely good post

you have an extremely good avatar. it brings the smiles, yo

[Mooney]

if i had a nickel for every time a girl asked "how are you still single?" after regaining their composure from orgasming i'd have ten cents. i took it as a pretty decent compliment both times.

[yo soy el mejor]

i'm sure you have two nickels lying around somewhere

[slunken]

[Disco King]

Other day, I invited a pal out to this gothic-rock night at a pub. During the night, she told me that when she first met me, she thought I was the most beautiful person she'd ever seen.

That really surprised me. I was like, "Wow, really? I've never thought of myself as a remotely attractive person before." She replied, "Well, you should start!"

I let her know that she has, like, the perfect eyebrows. She seemed real chuffed about that.

I dunno, I like thick eyebrows. And I always find it cute when somebody has dyed hair and naturally coloured eyebrows. I dunno, it makes the eyebrows stand out more.

[teh b0lly!!1]

that's a lotta eyebrows.

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by Disco King

She seemed real chuffed about that.

I've never heard this expression until a friend I have from Scotland said I must be absolutely chuffed about how beautiful my daughter is (she's far prettier than me, luckily). I hear from everyone she passes how pretty she is, actually. That's definitely a compliment of the highest order. Good offspring

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i'm sure you have two nickels lying around somewhere

in kindergarten i used to go around telling girls that i'd give them a nickel if they tickled my pickle. no takers.

[MyOneAndOnly]

I was called a dyke in Detroit last month. It made my day

[FlamingGlobes]

Dyke in Detroit is my favorite '70s exploitation flick.

[FoolofaTook]

I had a Korean Mormoness in Temple Square tell me she wanted me to teach her English.

She was super cute and super repressed.