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11-18-2017, 06:06 PM | #91 |
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Brunette. Glasses. Ponytail. Probably the cutest AND somehow hottest girl in town.
What should I do? Ignore her back or make peace with Mitchell? |
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11-18-2017, 06:07 PM | #92 |
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I also kinda get the feeling that the whole supermarket hates me in varying degrees.
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11-18-2017, 06:08 PM | #93 |
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Cornhole Mitchell. In his ass.
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11-18-2017, 06:08 PM | #94 |
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Which one of you recommended Sunshine to me? The other is a shameless liar.
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11-18-2017, 06:09 PM | #95 |
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corn·hole noun
1. a game in which small bags filled with dried corn are tossed at a target consisting of an inclined wooden platform with a hole at one end. 2. the anus. verb · vulgar slang 1. have anal intercourse with (someone). Urban Dictionary: cornhole Urban Dictionary › define › term=cornh |
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11-18-2017, 06:09 PM | #96 |
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You learn something new every day!
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11-18-2017, 08:42 PM | #97 |
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there's a new instant win lottery game in florida called cornhole cash. like what
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11-18-2017, 09:55 PM | #98 |
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Sigh. I just got cornholed. You should have seen the way they bagged my groceries. Onions on top of my bananas, single bagged (they know I walk). The cashiers of Safeway have declared war on me in the name of Mitchell!!
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11-18-2017, 10:13 PM | #99 |
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I played cornhole at a bar on the beach in Florida. Be prepared!!
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11-18-2017, 10:15 PM | #100 |
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I am getting prepared. By the cashiers of Safeway lolololol!
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11-18-2017, 10:16 PM | #101 |
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Going to have to start bringing my own bag and doing my own bagging. They can't stop me from buying fresh veggies and brown rice watch!
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11-18-2017, 10:29 PM | #102 |
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11-18-2017, 10:31 PM | #103 |
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11-18-2017, 10:34 PM | #104 |
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why the fuck would they try to stop you from spending money in their store though? I'm missing something here
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11-18-2017, 10:38 PM | #105 |
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Ugh like 4.5 days no cigarettes. I HATE NICOTINE WITHDRAWAL but it's at least a good chunk over. I think.
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11-18-2017, 10:39 PM | #106 |
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I've been rewatching a lot of AHS and GOD DAMN do they smoke a lot on that show. It's made me want one so bad but I won't.
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11-18-2017, 10:45 PM | #107 |
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I'm very fucking lucky that my daughter has been behaving so well the past few days while the worst of it is in play. Now if the rest of my relatives would stfu this wouldn't be so bad. My poor mom can't help herself, I realize, but it's driving me fucking nuts a little bit. If I wanted a constant stream of input I would ask. And she's starting to repeat things which is a personal pet peeve. *twitch*
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11-19-2017, 12:13 AM | #108 |
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Because they think I am leading on Mitchell and being mean to him. Which is (mostly) bullshit. He's just overly excitable. I blame the hair.
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11-19-2017, 12:15 AM | #109 |
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I "cook" everything I eat qwerty. I just know nothing about it that's all.
Thawing my turkey right now. Should I leave the stuffing for next time? T's my first turkey so I don't want to be overreaching. |
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11-19-2017, 12:17 AM | #110 |
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Sorry ilp. I found a pack of Malboro Lights last night. There were 16 smokes left. I smoked one, gagged, flushed the rest down the toilet. Ha!
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11-19-2017, 12:54 AM | #111 |
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11-19-2017, 08:26 AM | #112 |
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It was so disgusting. I can't believe I spent ten years choking on those things. What is wrong with me?
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11-19-2017, 11:12 AM | #113 |
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That's cuz Light cigarettes suck 5 days now, I'm feeling less crappy kinda I think maybe?
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11-19-2017, 11:14 AM | #114 |
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FFS, just complain to their manager. |
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11-19-2017, 11:15 AM | #116 |
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BTW Took, watch eXistenZ if you haven't already.
This has been an official Glaming Flobes rec. |
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11-19-2017, 11:16 AM | #117 |
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11-19-2017, 11:17 AM | #118 |
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11-19-2017, 11:17 AM | #119 |
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11-19-2017, 11:19 AM | #120 |
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No it's ok. It's like a Silmarillion reenactment. I am Melkor/Morgoth and they are the Noldor. Mitchel is Feanor because I stole his love just like Melkor stole Feanor's Silmarils.
In the end I shall prevail though it would help if I had a couple of Balrogs. |
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