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Old 11-15-2017, 02:04 PM   #1
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YESTERDAY THIS BOVINE CUNT IN AN SUV ALMOST RAN ME OVER. I HAD THE PEDESTRIAN WALK SIGNAL AND SHE TOOK (ARGH!!) A LEFT TURN SAW ME FOR SURE COS WE STOOD THERE WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO TURN SPED UP ON PURPOSE TO CUT ME OFF ALMOST KILLED ME

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Old 11-15-2017, 02:08 PM   #2
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I should have slammed her fucking leviathan of a vehicle with the gallon of vitamin d milk which i boar in my right hand.

ah regrets!

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 02:09 PM   #3
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Feel free to share. I shall be listening to Vastness and Sorrow by WITTR.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 02:09 PM   #4
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FUCK

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:18 PM   #5
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GOT INTO THE SHOWER THAN I REALIZED I FORGOT TO SHAVE

SONOFABITCH

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:20 PM   #6
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:21 PM   #7
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? A SMILEY FACE

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HEAR

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:22 PM   #8
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BLISTER ON MY TOE TURNED INTO AN OPEN WOUND NO MORE EIGHT MILE MIDNIGHT ROAMINGS

FUCK

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:27 PM   #9
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:29 PM   #10
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fuck suvs

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Old 11-15-2017, 04:14 PM   #11
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Cake decorating shows suck. It's never about actually decorating a cake, it's about sculpting some shitty candy and slapping it onto a barely edible barely cake.

Cake decorating shows, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:00 PM   #12
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also i hate fuzzy
Beat me to it

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:25 PM   #13
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OK THAN

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:26 PM   #14
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ALMOST GOT RUN OVER AGAIN. AT A PED CROSSING. FUCKERS TRICKED ME. ONE SUV STOPPED AND I FORGOT TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY

FUCKING GRANDMA ALMOST RAN ME OVER. FUCK HER

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:27 PM   #15
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NOW I'M GONNA MAKE A LENTIL SOUP

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:29 PM   #16
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fuck suvs

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WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:54 PM   #17
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pedestrians

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Old 11-15-2017, 06:55 PM   #18
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last weekend at 5:30 in the morning going to work I was stuck behind THE SLOWEST TRAIN EVER LITERALLY TOOK 20 MINUTES FOR IT TO PASS THE INTERSECTION holy shit. people were turning around

i was annoyed but i wasnt late for work and i was like ok if this is the worst thing that happens to me today it isn't that terrible

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 06:57 PM   #19
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i MEAN FUCK THAT TRAIN IT RUINED MY DAY

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:07 PM   #20
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pedestrians

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GET A LODE OF THIS GUY

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:22 PM   #21
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i MEAN FUCK THAT TRAIN IT RUINED MY DAY

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:23 PM   #22
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I hate all middling adult-alternative that isn't 3eb.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:23 PM   #23
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:26 PM   #24
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I took (foolofa) walk home yesterday after work and had a similar experience. I was at a four-way intersection. The light was red on the traffic going across the main street, so rather than hit the button and make everyone wait an extra minute, I decided since no one was coming, it was safe to cross. Not even halfway through, the light turned green and suddenly some mawfucker in a silver Honda is just about to hit me. Since I don't fear for my safety and relish the opportunity to sue, I didn't get out of his way, but merely glared at him as I continued on my jaunt. Mawfucker honked at me after almost hitting me, so I turned around, smiled wide and gave him the finger. Felt good. I was ready to fight* if he turned around and chased me down.













































I've never been in a fight in my life and would probably get my ass kicked, but whatever. I was having a day.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:43 PM   #25
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Fuck yeah! I was ready to fight too. We should join forces, beat up fuzzy and suv/honda drivers.

(I also know nothing of fighting)

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:43 PM   #26
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And btw adult-alternative sounds like a type of porn.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 07:55 PM   #27
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I wouldn't fight fuzzy. I'd try explaining why he was wrong, get tired and just stop replying to his texts after a while.

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 08:35 PM   #28
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What is this? Make fun of Fuzzy day?

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 08:54 PM   #29
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11-15-2017 08:33 PM fuzzyroes yer gay

NEG REP FROM FUZZTARD

EAT MY ASS FUCKER

 
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:42 PM   #30
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get bent ya simpleton

 
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