John Mayer: "Sex with Jessica Simpson is like cocaine" - Page 4

Starla · 03-09-2010, 05:33 AM

need to figure out a cool name tho. something real catchy

like "crying whale"

Starla · 03-09-2010, 05:34 AM

my first song is gonna be "hiv negative and sad"

slunken · 03-09-2010, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

since when is perfectly listenable music solely the domain of gay people

Not people. Dudes. It's perfectly normal for a girl to like her music.

Trotskilicious · 03-09-2010, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa

joanna newsom is great, what's your problem t-lish

cuz man it's like i unno i like to listen to music and enjoy it first time around not feel like i have to make some kind of effort to appreciate it, her vocals annoy me, her lyrics annoy me even more and it's just boring man

Trotskilicious · 03-09-2010, 08:21 PM

i just found one of the outlines for a joanna newsom song that she left on a bus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna Newsom

1. randomly string together phrases and words, alternate key on each word
2. "chorus": repeat well-known cliche five or more times
3. Repeat 1&2 until 5.
4. ???
5. Profit.

and she's busted btw

langley · 03-10-2010, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel

so he's like Corgan except even more of an attention whore

...and has hair.

langley · 03-10-2010, 09:09 AM

joanna newsom is just awful. not only are her lyrics and vocals annoying and boring. some of those songs are just too fucking long. at least it feels that way...it's torture.

redbull · 03-10-2010, 03:46 PM

lol check out langley here

Pop Tart · 03-10-2010, 04:09 PM

I've only ever heard The Sprout and the Bean, and it's kind of cute. Like a fairy on crack.

langley · 03-10-2010, 05:27 PM

YouTube - Joanna Newsom - Sawdust and Diamonds (11.16.06)

like is that really necessary? it's nine god damn minutes long!

Pop Tart · 03-12-2010, 06:22 PM

More Jessica Simpson.

She doesn't brush her teeth.

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03-09-2010, 05:33 AM	#91
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	need to figure out a cool name tho. something real catchy like "crying whale"

03-09-2010, 05:34 AM	#92
Starla ***** Posts: 15,731	my first song is gonna be "hiv negative and sad"

03-10-2010, 09:09 AM	#97
langley Oblivious Virgin Posts: 36	joanna newsom is just awful. not only are her lyrics and vocals annoying and boring. some of those songs are just too fucking long. at least it feels that way...it's torture.

03-10-2010, 03:46 PM	#98
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,016	lol check out langley here

03-10-2010, 04:09 PM	#99
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	I've only ever heard The Sprout and the Bean, and it's kind of cute. Like a fairy on crack.

03-10-2010, 05:27 PM	#100
langley Oblivious Virgin Posts: 36	YouTube - Joanna Newsom - Sawdust and Diamonds (11.16.06) like is that really necessary? it's nine god damn minutes long!

03-12-2010, 06:22 PM	#101
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	More Jessica Simpson. She doesn't brush her teeth.