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Old 11-07-2017, 12:32 AM   #61
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I am with the se x but always haha. you know

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 12:34 AM   #62
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I haven't smoked weed in literally years

Buzzard can you hook me up pls

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 01:30 AM   #63
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You should curtail the weed and casually drink man.

Nothing like going on a nice long walk in the beaming sunlight with your shirt off, sun toasting your skin, drinking 3 or 4 beers with your music blasting through the headphones.

Heaven on earth man.

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 01:36 AM   #64
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Did fuzzy hack your account?

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 01:36 AM   #65
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hi fuzzard

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 01:57 AM   #66
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if i'm ever successful i'll hire you took

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 02:31 AM   #67
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if i'm ever successful i'll hire you took
why is that?
do you think you won't like being successful?

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 04:32 AM   #68
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My husband has stopped drinking as much. He decided to stop taking his medication and has also decided he doesn't want to go to church and doesn't think I should force the kids to go but won't hold it against me if I go.

At least he's stopped drinking so much I guess.

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 05:01 PM   #69
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Sounds like a good guy.

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 06:33 PM   #70
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where did it go though? is it just deleted? (fuck i hope. said too much stupid shit)

it's not in the archive
YOU did? Oh god I don't even want to know what I said in there over the years T_T

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 09:24 PM   #71
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Drinking wine and watching Dr. Strangelove.

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 09:41 PM   #72
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It's probably mustum.

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 10:31 PM   #73
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it's a priceless steinway

 
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:11 PM   #74
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The finest ten dollars can buy from Walmart.

Livin' la Vida Loca.

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 02:41 AM   #75
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Wine is a nightmare. Sometimes cheap wine is totally drinkable and doesn't leave me feeling like death the next day, and sometimes I would rather get drunk on mouthwash, and there's no telling which kind of cheap wine it is until you've paid for it and opened the bottle. What evil is this

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 02:55 AM   #76
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My newly non-drinking, non-medication taking, non-church-going husband has also started exercising every day, and told me awkwardly last night about how he had lunch with a younger woman who works as part of the team he is doing some work for. She's interested in DevOps and he needs to mentor and foster anyone with an interest in DevOps and it would be unprofessional to treat her any differently just because of her age and gender.

Is this the beginning of the end of vixnix's marriage y/n

Is her life going to become the full expat stereotype where the marriage breaks down amidst gaudy poolside luxury and an unexpectedly increased cashflow simply because a temptation as old as time - sex with a young childless woman who respects you and cares about what you have to say - has arrived on the scene.

Do I pay Indonesian gangsters to kill her and make it look accidental y/n, and what is the appropriate fee that should be paid?

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 03:22 AM   #77
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My newly non-drinking, non-medication taking, non-church-going husband has also started exercising every day, and told me awkwardly last night about how he had lunch with a younger woman who works as part of the team he is doing some work for. She's interested in DevOps and he needs to mentor and foster anyone with an interest in DevOps and it would be unprofessional to treat her any differently just because of her age and gender.

Is this the beginning of the end of vixnix's marriage y/n

Is her life going to become the full expat stereotype where the marriage breaks down amidst gaudy poolside luxury and an unexpectedly increased cashflow simply because a temptation as old as time - sex with a young childless woman who respects you and cares about what you have to say - has arrived on the scene.

Do I pay Indonesian gangsters to kill her and make it look accidental y/n, and what is the appropriate fee that should be paid?
Tune in for next week's episode of 'Singapore Saloon'!

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 03:46 AM   #78
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My newly non-drinking, non-medication taking, non-church-going husband has also started exercising every day, and told me awkwardly last night about how he had lunch with a younger woman who works as part of the team he is doing some work for.
i knew it!

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Getting couples massages at the resort and walking hand in hand down the beach in Boracay. I can see it now

Either that, or he would have grown tired of my shit and left me and I would have died from drugs
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that can still happen.
he's already drinking less. that doesn't necessarily have to be a sign of anything good.

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 03:53 AM   #79
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I know!

You could make a career out of this. CAIC picks your future. For a fee.

Money in the bank....

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 04:08 AM   #80
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FELLAS!

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 04:09 AM   #81
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i'm sorry about your loss

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 04:22 AM   #82
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Old 11-08-2017, 04:24 AM   #83
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Vixnix just take an axe to her head, Raskolnikov style.

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 04:43 AM   #84
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it's just very offensive
it implies that vix isn't worth drinking less or working out for

which is offensive
not going to say that she is or isn't, because i don't know that

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 04:59 AM   #85
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your boys can call her "mummy 2" or "young mummy".

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 08:10 AM   #86
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She's interested in DevOps and he needs to mentor and foster anyone with an interest in DevOps and it would be unprofessional to treat her any differently just because of her age and gender.
that sounds like bullshit but at the same time sounds legit

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 11:30 AM   #87
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oh boy....

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 11:31 AM   #88
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what medications was he taking?

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 12:43 PM   #89
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On the bright side, this is as good an excuse as any for Vixnix to justify a fling with Tehb0lly!!1

Don't think I don't see how you two look at each other's avatars.

 
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Old 11-08-2017, 01:30 PM   #90
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i'm gonna start exercising for an older woman here

 
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